66.98.186.40
December 26, 2005

Mr .47 (several posts back), maybe you should shuv it up King King's asshole. Make that big monkey scream for mercy, just like that guy in Deliverance but only louder. Then later Burt Reynolds can shoot you in the back with an arrow. That movie kicked ass. Even the banjo music was good. Yee hawwww.

81.77.235.138
December 25, 2005

merry christmas ragheads!!!, there is no god but yahweh, and jesus is his prophet..........mohammed sucks!!!!!

4.131.116.63
December 24, 2005

[url] [sorry, this is not www.you-got-boring-links-to-dumb-stuff.com] Merry Christmas, Scrooge.

24.158.51.47
December 24, 2005

im going to deface this site and shuv it up your asshole, allahu faqbar!

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From: ghanimah@jumpy.it
Subject: mrs ghanimah al-alawi

assalam alaikun
i mrs ghanimah al-alawi am from Iraq.

i want you to help me from iraq because the situation now is worst ever bombing and killing iraq is no more a sfety place
there is an infomation i like you keep very very very secret . before iraq war there is sum amount of money my late husband Al- Alawi deposited in a securiy comapany, in safe deposit box outside our country iraq ,and followiong the battle at Baghdad by the American Millitary forces,he was killed .It is only me that knows these because I'm his wife ,I will not be able to give you the full details that led to that urgly incidents during the War which is still on now here in iraq.

my late husband, i and my three children were living in Baghdad before my husband and our two sons ibrahim and said were killed and i have to take my only daughter sureen with me to kirkuk city. Presently my daughter and i are in kirkuk, just to save our life and i need someone to help me claim the money from the security company where it was been deposited by my late husband so that we can left for your country to establish and to save our poor dear life because with what is going on day by day in iraq is only Allah that can mend the situation without it iraq is gone and ruin.
the total amount of money deposited by my late husband , is Twenty five Million and five hundred thousand united state dollars ($25.5Milllion)  U.S.Dollars.

What I would want you to do, is to assits me to recouver the money from the security comapany if you are touch by Allah to helep me i will give you the certificate of deposit and with this certificate the you will be able to claim this money from this security company if you are touch by allah to assist me and can maintain the very confidentiality please send me your contacts through my mail this is my private box ok ghanimah_206@yahoo.com will send you the security comapny contacts.

i am grateful and allah will see to your need, wassalam.

mrs ghanimah al-alawi

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64.34.194.102
December 20, 2005

Do you all remember that "Planet of the Apes" movie, the 3rd one I think, when those futuristic white people lived down under the ground, they were all shriveled up because they never got any sun, and they had this missile with a nuclear warhead which they worshipped like a God. I think they called it "Nike" or something.

There was like an old subway system, and the Apes found the subway system and then found the shriveled up white folks, and then they found the missile too, and there were like these pipes like some kind of a big pipe organ the white people would play when they were worshipping the great missile God.

And then the Apes got really pissed off and killed all the shriveled up white folks, and then they got ropes and started climbing all over the place and finally lassoed the missile God, and then they started pulling on it. And it took awhile, it took about 30 Apes, but finally because I guess they hated the nuclear missile God, the Apes pulled that thing right down, and man when it hit the ground, that puppy blew up. Bang, boom, everything was gone.

Talk about a bad ass God. Man that was wild.

70.109.4.241
December 20, 2005

"...stick a rig in your herpe and suck the junk out of it."

To the guy that has the herpes. Im sure that sucks pretty hard. Ive always heard not to pop em because the herpe juice can make it spread and the last place you want em is on you ass.

As I was reading your message I started thinking, because I shoot dope too, but I wonder if You could stick a rig in your herpe and suck the junk out of it. You might have to use a bigger gauge like a b 12 or dog neelde but it might work. I used to do that on bumps and zits with my old dull rigs. It worked alright, but it would suck the pus things out. i would just squeeze those out and use the rig to suck out that clear/red junk that oozes out.

But One of my friends puts aquafor on his v.d. (Im not sure if its warts or herpes) and that helps. As for the heroin. That will make your balls itch. I do it here and there, but mostly morphine because I like to know that my dope was made in a clean environment and not made in some hut by a bunch of arabs that want to kill us. Plus heroin only last about 5 seconds then your body breaks it down into morphine. But if your shooting dope and its making you itch too bad, if you take benadryl it will help a lot. Just be careful doing it. Especially tar, I know what you mean about the lemon juice. You can also use white vinegar. But you taste whatever you use so I guess when it comes to taste its best to use lemon or lime.

I just wonder, whatever happened to good ole china white? That stuff (as long as it wasn't stepped on) would make your knees buckle when you did a good shot. Pepe Lopes and China white was greater than or equal to my Friday night (Part of a poem I wrote) Ok Bye

202.84.246.120
December 20, 2005

as salam alaikum brother i dun want to fight wid u as u say that in ur some page that who ever allah want to destroy make thm first angry so thats y im not angry upon u all but it make me feel sorry for u k what will happen to u all after ur deathss ye sab kuch appkhud hi karwate hooo killings etc .....but u all blame to muslimss thats not fair guy if u want to talk to me calmly this ma email address talk to thn ill define u what islam is ok guyss dshaikh87@yahoo.com hope u understand and think ma suggestion in a positive manner

66.139.76.245
December 19, 2005
"Where is Micheal Moore when you really need him..."

Dude, don't rub your eyes after touching those blisters. It can spread to your eyes too and then actually moves into your brain. Then when you have a break out all you want to do is scratch your head, and your brain gets all soft and mushy. Of course the H will do that too but that's a different matter. I hope they find a cure soon. Where is Micheal Moore when you really need him to do a documentary for the good of the "people."

4.131.118.179
December 17, 2005

Re; "race riots" in Austrailia, white girls on the beach are constantly harassed by gangs of Muslims who call them whores because they dress in typical beach attire. A child was spit upon because she had blue eyes and blond hair. Several white girls were raped by a gang of Muslims. Businesses selling liquor, movies and magazines contrary to the teaching of the Koran have been vandalized. The Muslims force ordinary people to move out of a neighborhood and they take over. This is what has happened in France. It will continue to happen. The Koran teaches them that to cheat and steal from "infidels" is ok. It preaches that Islam must rule the world- and it will if we do not wake up and do something about it.

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68.238.126.218
December 16, 2005
"I did 3 bags of H today "

Man,..Ive got 2 giant herpes on my cock and balls and I cant keep my hands off of them. At first, the one on my ball, I though it was just an infected hair. So I tried to pop it. But now I have one on the head cock, Lools like a double header. The thing is, I know where I got it. Eve though I wore a rubber. But You know when yoyr laying it to it xnd your balls slap the rectal unit. Well she had em on her arse and I think thats how I got it. So if your not sure about its whereabouts try to cover your balls, because id not, You might as well just go bare back. Everytime I sit or walk, this ball herpe hurts lik hell and squeezing the juice out doesnt help. sorry if dome of this message id screwed. I did 3 bags of H today and my ass is still kicked, but I like it. Just stay away from the black tar, everytime I get it, I have to bresk it down with lemon juice.

71.130.25.25
December 15, 2005

In response to the raping of white women by Muslim men: It is a true statement. Articles supporting this fact can be found easily with a quick search on the internet. This is also one of the primary reasons for the riots in Australia last week. Though you won’t hear or read many reports about this issue in our mainstream, liberal media, gang rape of white women by Muslim men has increased substantial the past few years in western countries, as well as, the increase in Muslim gang activity. It was a Muslim gang that assaulted those two Australian lifeguards. The worst thing about this fact of rape and gang rape is that the Muslim men who commit these hideous crimes truly feel that they have done nothing wrong since the Koran and their culture condones this sick, twisted behavior. Islam is not a religion of peace. Islam is just another form of Nazism. The best advice I can give to white women is to stay as far away as possible from these sick, perverted sub humans and, for goodness sakes, don’t hock up with one. The last thing you want to do is give another one of these animals a green card. “If you give a gun to a monkey and the monkey shoots someone, you don’t blame the monkey. You blame the stupid, white broad that gave it the gun.” Just keep in mind that these Muslim sand monkeys don’t play with guns, they play with bombs and chemical weapons.

70.245.160.176
December 15, 2005

just wanted to respond to a recent writer commenting about arab porn sites and them checking out our hotties. go check out paltalk and any room that has anything to do with romance or american women is flooded with arabic names. a lot of these poor ragheads work all day for little money and then spend half of it in an internet cafe desperately trying to find that one western women who can get them a green card. if you want to see something funny, watch how some of these desperate fucks lay on the charm to our american woman. talk about crash and burn, damn. they are optimistic though, as they undrstand, if you ask a thousand women to fuck, you'll probably get your face slapped 999 times.. all they gotta do is find that one lonely gullible lady, and it's "amerika here i kum"! "which way to the welfare office"? "death to america"! a recent survey in sweden showed that 80 percent of their rapes are being committed by muslim immigrants.( not to mention 98% of livestock rapes) a group of young muslim men, recently charged with gang raping a 15 year old swedish girl, said that "white girls were whores" and need to get raped for not wearing hijab(a rag on their head) expect much more of this as the bleeding heart ultra liberals refuse to do anything about the flood of muslims heading this way.

66.98.168.100
December 15, 2005
"...send us $1000 US dollars for our processing fees"

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4.131.112.153
December 14, 2005

To 204.75.249.60, We are home-growing terrorists. The Freedom House organization has found hate propaganda in American mosques teaching Islams to hate Americans and America. The documents stress that when Muslims are in the lands of the unbelievers, they must behave as if on a mission behind enemy lines. Either they are there to acquire new knowledge and make money to be later employed in the jihad against the infidels, or they are there to proselytize the infidels until at least some convert to Islam. In an authoritative religious voice, it gives detailed instructions on how to “hate” the Christian and Jew: Never greet them first. Never congratulate the infidel on his holiday. Never imitate the infidel. Do not become a naturalized citizen of the United States. Do not wear a graduation gown because this imitates the infidel; •Under Saudi law, “apostates” from Islam can be sentenced to death, this is an implied death threat against the tolerant Muslim imam, as well as an incitement to vigilante violence; • For a Muslim who fails to uphold the Saudi Wahhabi sect’s sexual mores, “it would be lawful for Muslims to spill his blood and to take his money;” • Regarding those who convert out of Islam, the Saudi Ministry of Islamic Affairs explicitly asserts, they “should be killed;” • Saudi textbooks and other publications in the collection, propagate a Nazi-like hatred for Jews, treat the forged Protocols of the Elders of Zion as historical fact, and avow that the Muslim’s duty is to eliminate the state of Israel; • Regarding women, the Saudi publications instruct that they should be veiled, segregated from men and barred from certain employment and roles; What happens when the Muslims start to act on the hate being taught them? I can find no articles on this that anything is being done.

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70.109.31.170
December 14, 2005

If anyone wants to give me present for Christmas, Id like to have Hungarian gulosh with santa clause spray painted on my penis

204.75.249.60
December 14, 2005
"...some Iranian sand monkey"

The President of Iran has recently said that the Holocaust is a Myth. I guess they are rewriting European history in Iran. What a bunch of idiots.

Both of my grandfathers [from my mother side and my fathers side] fought in the European campaign during WWII. Both of my grandfathers brought home pictures and personal stories of the concentration that they liberated in 1945. I am more inclined to believe my grandfathers, than I am some Iranian sand monkey. The real “myth” is Mohammad-the-false-prophet. (Peace-of-shit-be-with-him.)

Date: Fri, 9 Dec 2005 15:06:33 +1100 (EST)
From: vinc pokora <skipppppy01@yahoo.com.au>
Subject: Band Religion
To: assholebinladen@you-got-mail.com

Hi everyone,
I hink everyone i going a bit over-board here...never mind that. The problem with whats happening to the world is
simple-RELIGION/RESPECT/FREEDOM

The only way we gona get rid off all this shit in the world is to BAND Religion or at least leave it
annonomous.

Let everyone believe what they wont to believe but dont fucking tell us about it. Go BUDDHISM!!!!!!!!!!! (not a religion remember). Thanks guys and peace and love to all

I think Terrorists are lacking LOVE and so is Muslim
comunity (arranged marrige??how can u love someone that u dont want?? therefore no love in Arab countries)
Thats a big fuckin problem

207.237.119.164
December 08, 2005

muslim chicks are hot.

2nd gen teen muslim chicks are hot. have you *seen* the underwear beneath those hijabs? ive boned several of my muslim students and some of them even cry after sex like catholic girls used to. and they always want to keep it on the qt so people dont think theyre skanks. totally hot.

66.135.34.11
December 08, 2005

For christmas I want a little talking Saddam doll that comes in a cardboard box with a hole in it. This toy also comes with a little toy TV camera. When you pull the talking Saddam doll out through the hole in his cardboard shipping box, he says,

• "I am a coward, I surrender!"
• "This court is unjust! I will not accept this court!"
• "Kill everyone"
• "I want to play with my winkie"
• "Put him in the meat grinder."


Then when out of his box, when you point the toy TV camera at him, he says, "This court is unjust! I will not accept this court!". At other times at random he mutters, "Kill everyone", and "I want to play with my winkie", and "Put him in the meat grinder." I think this toy is called the "Saddamodrama Doll" and is made by "Towels or Us." Santa I hope you are listening.
P.S. Burt kicks ass

70.109.25.151
December 07, 2005

Hello,my friends call me El Rod. I have 2 dogs, 1 cat and a big lizard named Jimmy. Jimmy is a girl but I didnt know that until after I named her Jimmy. I want an x-box 360 but my mom wont let me have it. Instead she wants me to get one of those v smile things and that really bites. Those things are for little kids. Today I stayed home from school because Im sick.

202.69.36.15
December 05, 2005

MR..... , [deleted for posting in all caps]

68.238.119.195
December 04, 2005

To the person that wrote "i say only that my openioun is that who make that side this the mother fucker and islam pease full relagen . all the none muslim is jalls with muslim the USA army killing the sevelazation the people whos not couse and the kill the famleys the killing babys old womens and womens and also young boys who wana freedem.

one day the world will distory what happend to USA now a days who do that in USA in katreena and so many village effected with some water... haay come accpet the islamz if not so Allha desstory uuuuu all one by one that i sawwar that. byyyyyyyyy who i am I am Humen who fell humentey and who fell pain of the hument in iraq or any where in the world if in USA or England or afanistan and kasmier bosnia any where .

i fell thats love with humen plase dont joke with islam and we are not terorest we are humen like uuuuuu. we have also kids chiled. we fell pain realy . we have also heart in over buddy when u killing with out reson in iraq or any the sevlzation plase stop now war with musims" You are the smartest guy that this world has ever seen.

You should become an english teacher or something and teach the world how to speak correctly. As I read your comments, I got goose bumps. Man, You really got it goin on!!! Keep up the good work and teach your children the importance of proper language skills. I just wish my english skills were as good as yours. I dont know what this world would do without you and your knowledge.

[see? there you go! a nice closing paragraph to insult me and express your hate. so much for all your BS about peaceful muslims, islam, and all that crap! have a nice jihad]

68.238.119.195
December 04, 2005
"...the critiquing needs to go."

This may not be a hatesite but People should be able to post comments without someone critiquing their opinions in little bity red letters. I thought people being free to express themselves was what that this was what this site was all about. If someone wants to reply and cuss someone out for what they said is all good, but the critiquing needs to go.

[So you offer us neither hate, obscenity or humor? you just want to criticize me for criticizing other morons? that means you are doing the same thing you don't like me to do. what a fucking hypocrite! get some insight into human nature, eh? What are you anyway, a fucking school teacher disciplinarian? Hey! --start your own website and pay the web hosting bills, and do all the work. Then YOU can make all the rules. Have a great jihad]

Robert Maybeth" <robertmaybeth@hotmail.com>

"I like your site but i gotta bitch a little, itll be short 1) the sounds are truly annoying, can you minimize em somehow so i can keep coming back? 2) cant look at the gory pictures full screen and have to scroll everything , more annoying! other than that, right on wit dis shit"

64.34.174.104
December 04, 2005

I understand by reading great websites such as this then when you die a "glorious death", Mohammed apparently promises you 72 virgins in the great afterlife.

This sounds good initially but since "God" is all powerful, and can create and do basically anything, I am curious now why some additional conditions weren't tied to this 72 virgin afterlife "clause." For instance what if you are fat, ugly and smelly and the virgins want nothing to do with you once you get to "heaven."

Perhaps a condition needs to be added that the "virgins" are hot for you and want only you constantly and all the time. And they shouldn't be running down the "heavenly street" to that other new "stud martyr" who looks a little like Brad Pitt.

But then on the flip side you don't want 72 bitchy women running around you all the time fighting and yelling at each other, especially at that certain time of the heavenly month. That could be a hell in itself. So maybe the virgins should only be around at specific times, like 8pm to 6am heavenly time so you can watch "heavenly TV" and fish the rest of the time in peace and quiet.

And finally, why virgins anyway, and why only 72 (the blink of an eye in eternity)? Why not some of the most experience "call girls" in Vegas for instance and why not 700 or 7000 of them? Those Vegas babes can rock your world, and best of all once they are done, then they leave. And also, are we sure these are virgin woman and not virgin camels or sheep? Does the Koran specifically state virgin women?

So many questions. Someone with more knowledge on this topic please come back and answer my questions.

68.84.96.67
December 03, 2005

well thats true as well, but when was the last time anybody went around blowing people up, or cutting peoples throats in the name of Santa Clause.

[santa is evil, everyone knows that. he makes little girls and boys sit on his lap! what is in his lap? that's right! his genitals! did you know that most department store santas don't wear underwear? There is even a movie with Billy Bob Thornton called Bad Santa. Check it out. have a merry, merry jihad]

4.131.114.83
December 03, 2005

Just ran into a site dedicated to religious freedom throughout the world called Freedom House. I found that they had confiscated hate propaganda from U.S. mosques furnished by the Saudis. Saudis fund the greatest percentage of mosques in the U.S and the literature was found in most of them. They are teaching the hate in the Koran- hate all Christians and Jews, kill all unbelievers and make America an Islamic country. This is while they enjoy the freedoms and advantages our forefathers fought for! (as well as our welfare system)

68.84.96.67
December 02, 2005

Ok so here is one for all you dirty little Muslims out there. Your holy book the koran, or however you want to spell it, says the world is flat. So Allah thinks the world is flat eh? What a dumb dick. If you don't know what I am talking about, then you have been bad little muslims and not been studying you holy book of terror and war. What kind of fucked up religion teaches violence anywase??? Fuck you!! Allah will never take my head or any of my family's cause he doesn't exist you stupid bastards. If he does then the world is flat apparently.

[yeah! its better to be Catholic so the priest can butt fuck your young boys, confession will allow you to go back and sin again for free, and you can buy your way into "heaven". Oh! and a man in a red suit will drive a sleigh, pulled by flying reindeer, full of toys to celebrates the birth of jesus every year...Yeah. We are like real advanced over those Muslims. uh, huh.]

70.109.0.226
December 02, 2005

Jeremy Fluoride says, the only solution is a white revolution!!!
[fluoride prevents tooth decay, it doesn't whiten your teeth. dolt]

To all of you people. I dont know if your full of shit or not, but I share many of the same opinions in your comments. These mUSLIM scum bags are ruining our country.
[no, idiot moron scumbags such as yourself have always ruined society...from the US to the USSR to Nazi Germany. Same assholes...]

They need to leave there messed up beliefs and practices in the desert where they belong. We have no room for them here. It pisses me off that anytime I need to get some gasoline, I have to walk into a store and smell these bastards.
[shit, it pisses me off that racist morons like you thinks this is a hate site and have no sense of humor to offer readers whatsoever.]

I swear, I could walk into 100 stores blindfolded and tell you which ones were owned by these freaks, just by the smell. I guess its against their religion to take a bath. We need to give them a good ethinic cleansing.
[I can smell your racism through the computer screen. we don't need ethnic cleansing--we need to stop morons like you and your family from making more babies]

66.135.33.49
November 30, 2005

I was for a long time lost and without a God.

I shopped around all the current flavor Gods, Allah, Jupiter, Raw, Gandhi, and the beautiful snatch of the sexy lady down at the strip club, but none of them worked for me. I was lost for a long long time and the pain was deep.

Recently though I have finally found my God, and he came to me from a surprising place, my local 7-11. My new Gods' name is "Red Bull" and he is only about 20 ounces in size, but he is 20 ounces of pure power. My beloved "Red Bull" in his red, blue and silver colors gives me constant energy, he makes my blood flow and my vision sharp. He keeps me working all day long even at my boring job and when I have worshiped my beloved Red Bull, I then cannot even sleep at night.

He is that powerful. There are other Red Bull followers too, our religion is growing, and I believe as do all religious idiots (yes I am an idiot) that my Red Bull is the one and only true God. How dare you even question that Red Bull is not the true creator of all things. So all your readers, I encourage you to try Red Bull, only a $2 donation, you will be glad you did, and you may find your true God as well.

P.S. Burt kicks ass

203.135.0.66
November 30, 2005

i say only that my openioun is that who make that side this the mother fucker and islam pease full relagen . all the none muslim is jalls with muslim the USA army killing the sevelazation the people whos not couse and the kill the famleys the killing babys old womens and womens and also young boys who wana freedem. one day the world will distory what happend to USA now a days who do that in USA in katreena and so many village effected with some water... haay come accpet the islamz if not so Allha desstory uuuuu all one by one that i sawwar that. byyyyyyyyy who i am I am Humen who fell humentey and who fell pain of the hument in iraq or any where in the world if in USA or England or afanistan and kasmier bosnia any where . i fell thats love with humen plase dont joke with islam and we are not terorest we are humen like uuuuuu. we have also kids chiled. we fell pain realy . we have also heart in over buddy when u killing with out reson in iraq or any the sevlzation plase stop now war with musims.

[couldnt not sez it better meself! think you! Allah isy grate!]

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i hate thiz sites thats why thiz sites is against islam aginst Allah against muhammed dats wehy i hate 2 much this site i hate i hate i hate and i requested stop this site as soon as posssible I MUSLIM MY name MUHAMMED KASHIF MEMON I M FROM PAK I LOVE ISLAM I LOVE MUSLIMS I OVE ALL HUMAIN BIENGS:) ALLAHAFIZ

203.197.151.159
November 30, 2005

Dear Brother, Allan's Peace be Upon You I am an Indian Muslim, and i feel shame to you for describing the boloved prophet like this. I would like to say one thing to the Owners of this site. Just try to understand what islam is? and what are the teachings of ALLAH'S Messenger ( Peace be Upon Him). U know Islam is the only one religion in the world. You are trying to demolish it. But beware about one thing, if anybody come and act against ISLAM no one will escape. Allah wil give the worth in life after death. Then one thing is there, we are fighting for our survival, not for attacking one. americans are attcking us so we are defendign thats it so dear fried try to understand what islam is. Praying for you.

[Allah is the God of everything. Everything is EVERY THING. That includes love, war, chemistry, mathematics, biology, humor, sex, peace, time, etc., etc., and even black humor--which is what this site is about. Only a human such as you can think to restrict Allah to a narrow minded person who likes or dislikes a human website. but then that is how humans try to control each other using the free will granted by God. ]

66.139.75.163
November 29, 2005

Wow, I'll take an hour each of Warm Night and Desert Joy, but how do I convert my Yacknars to Dollars? Do you take Sahara Central Bank Travelers Checks?

64.34.166.88 November 28, 2005 Still no luck finding any Arab porn sites. Not a one. I bet there's a good many rag heads though sitting in internet cafes over in the sandbox checking out our hot American and European babes. That is when they are not learning how to blow up weddings. I guess if you can't have the babe, how can you have the honeymoon. Allah sucks my dog's bunghole and Burt kicks ass.   [to find arab porn sites search on "camels, sheep"]

70.109.96.208
November 26, 2005

these fucking retarded muslims dont know shit, the woman look like a bunch of fucking bee keepers without the bees,i have read the koran and all the hadiths, you have to be a complete retard to belive anything in the book,fucking deport all the muslims back to there own fucking shit sand holes.they make no contribution to society and they never have

86.132.113.244
November 24, 2005

i cant wait for muslims to bomb london again (thats where i live btw) because finally people might get off there ass's and kick the mussy assholes out of OUR fucking country they should have no rights at all human or dignity rites they should be humiliated anyone muslim even joking when they agree with al qwackida (or w/e) should be executed with there familys any suicide bombers familys should be publicily executed slowly. i dont like to sound funny but maybe its time christians stood up and started to bomb muslim targets.

thanks for you time :D

69.253.125.245
November 22, 2005

"...why send u.s. troops in harms way..."

how many innocent women, children and men have to die before we wake and say that these people are evil. enough is enough, those bastards don't deserve our help.

how many americans have to die so their children can grow up to hate us anyway only to blow themselves and as many americans up as possible? why should american children grow never meeting their mother or father because they died for these people, andhow many peoplehave to bury their children for these people?

i just don't understand maybe someone can explain this to me. why send u.s. troops in harms way when you have tomohawk missles that can knock a fly off a water buffalo's ass from the other side of the world.

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[Iraq is a military training exercise to battle harden our troops. we are in Iraq because these are the final days of mankind. Before 9/11 we had no military intelligence or troop presence in the middle east and our military machine was idle. Now it is fully running and surrounds Iran on the east (Afghanistan) and on the west (Iraq). Iran has long range missles and nukes. We are in Iraq to prepare for the shit storm that is coming.

The deaths of American soldiers per year is equal to the number of American Women and children beheaded, burned, or maimed every 2-weeks by domestic automobile accidents. I don't hear anyone crying about the 43,000 dead/year and 200,000 crippled/year on our highways. But what will we do when Iran nukes detonate on American cities? Or when biological agents are set loose in US cities? These are the final days. The world is headed for global catastrophe...]

4.131.117.121
November 21, 2005

We will fight infidel to death. Meanwhile, American laws will protect us. [rhetoric deleted as it was cut&pasted from another website]

[if you have nothing original to say, well, then you have nothing to say on this site.  have a nice jihad.]

4.131.113.28
November 21, 2005

Fucking Islamics are trying to take over the U.S. We offend them and yet they keep immigrating. Piggy banks offend them. Cups from Wendys offend them. Christmas offends them. We give in- don't want to be politically incorrect. Stinking ugly son of a bitches. I hate them. We had better wake up before it's too late.

70.109.0.109
November 20, 2005

Definition of an Arab

• One who wears soiled bed sheets and place bags over their womens heads to keep them from picking shit from their mustaches.

• The men take baths together and if sperm rises to the surface one will always ask "Who farted?".

• They spread an ignorant religion and try to infect blacks with it.

• They constantly plant bombs everywhere they go and fire ak-47s in the air for no apparent reason.

• They stink up every place they go making it obvious when you are in the animals presence (for example, when entering a shop the smell alone tells you if an arab runs the joint)

• also known for imbreeding

[winner: racist of the week award in the under 10 year old humor category. your prize is a ton of camel shit to be delivered to your front door. have a nice jihad]

212.134.20.61
November 20, 2005

ALL [your rant deleted because of all caps. have a nice jihad and please, in the future, rant only in lower case.]

4.252.170.200
November 18, 2005
peace and good will to all........

compasion....detachment from the deep attachments of religion and spiritual beliefs.....to follow our common code of ethics....not to approach anything in anger.....but detactch from its emotional bonds............to open the mind is to open the heart....in any understanding ....we are all common in our humanity............peace and good will to all........

[my kitten Dusty purrs "thank you" for your kind words]

203.59.184.31
November 18, 2005

Trouble With this Site it Is For Humour Only. I Genuinelly Hate Muslim Cunts. Its Time To Get The Word Out there Instead Of Sitting Back Saying Oh Islam Is A Peacefull Religion & Its Just The Radicals Who Cause The Trouble..Fuck that. Allah Is A False God & Mohammed Was A False Prophet..Fuckin End Of Story. While All you Whinging Fucks Sit Back Doing Fuck all Why Not Get Out There And Spread The Message. I Agree That Hitler Fucked Up, He Should Have destroyed The Rag Heads. Fuck It i'm going to hell anyway so why not enjoy the ride...weeeeeeeeeeee

[yes, you are a bad person, and yes you are going to Hell. in fact, you already live there. but humor, or humour as you spell it, can help you find Heaven!]

66.135.34.11
November 18, 2005
Zero, what a great number.

The History Channel aired a show on mathematics last night that stated that the Arabs actually take credit for inventing the number "0" (zero). Apparently the Romans and Greeks didn't have enough sense to create a number that represented "nothing" so the Arabs stepped in to fill this gap. Looking at the intelligence levels of most Arab Muslims today, the Paris fires are a good example, along with about every "bombing" event that we now read about in the news, this "0" reference remains strangely appropriate. Even 1 billion (the number of Muslims in the world) multiplied by zero is still zero. Wow it's strange how that works out. Zero, what a great number.

207.44.132.115
November 17, 2005

P.S. Great site and Burt kicks ass

207.44.132.115
November 17, 2005
Message from Allah's testicle

Hello all you feeble earthlings. I have a message for you. This is not Allah but do I represent him, this is actually Allah's left testical, up in the heavenly planes. Me, along with "righty", and also the big cock, also known as "Mohammed," are getting a little pissed off at Allah up here (no heavenly pun intended) and we wish to set the record straight.

I am sending this message today to tell you that Allah is actually a false God, he has little true God powers, he can't even turn fish into bread and all that other God stuff. All he does is sit in Heaven and plays with his Monkey, i.e. Mohammed, and quite frankly we are getting a little tired of it. Mohammed is now all chaffed and covered with sores the nature of which we do not completely understand.

I plead to you earthings to renounce this God so that he will give up his cause of sexual disfunction and deception, and maybe we can get some sleep. Thank you earthings for listening to this humble testical and please hear my message, "lefty"

84.69.112.255
November 17, 2005

dream on, you camel fucking bastard, ww3 is coming, west against east, if anyone is going to be destroyed, IT'S YOU!!!!!. fuck allah, fuck mohammed!!

130.209.6.40
November 16, 2005

all you yankee scumbags are going to die when all of us that is the rest of the world who love allah destroy your country you people make me sick

84.67.201.116
November 16, 2005

spot the difference!!!!!! a raghead bitch goes on tv to boast about killing lots of people, and not a SINGLE word of condemnation from ragheads or anyone else!!! police in the uk ACCIDENTLY shoot a brazilian ILLEGAL,and immediately face worldwide criticism, even though the brazilian police were using death squads to murder street kids in rio.....bastards

64.34.168.29
November 15, 2005
"...when your bomber bitch doesn't detonate"

It is rewarding to see, as the failed Jordan Bomber Bitch is now spilling her guts, how many of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's key people and relatives have been killed at the hands of the American Military. Talk about a PR disaster when your bomber bitch doesn't detonate her belt. Who would have thought that Allah's infinite powers of protection and leadership would be so limited, almost as though they didn't actually exist at all.

By the way this site rocks and Burt kicks ass. Don't lose the motivation.

[thank you. it is rare to receive a compliment. I think you guys are worth the $ and effort. ...sometimes]

68.238.113.67
November 15, 2005

We havnt heard from good ole rahim in a while. I just hope he has either came to a spiritual awakening or someone took him out.

68.238.113.67
November 15, 2005
every race in the world is more superior than the muslim.

Im happy to hear that this guy got to eat 5 pickles in 1 day. But I think I could do better. But Im here to talk about camel jockeys. More and more of them blowing people up.

I just wish that Hitler would have exterminated muslims instead of Jews. The world needs a leader to take care of these animals. Either just wipe them all out or torture them to weed out the bad apples. In my opinion they are all rodents.

I know we are not supposed to judge but when a group of people kill innocent people everyday and believe that the people doing this will be rewarded, to me they are all guilty. As someone else on this site once said, "The world is a brain and muslims are a tumor or cancer". If its not removed its going to just continuing to grow. They only cause harm to the world and their so called religion is a joke.

We need some lone wolves to take care of the problem, even though there is no way to get rid of all of them. I believe the key is re-education camps world wide. Show them that their "religion" is a joke. Ive never been one to believe in a superior race. But I truly believe that every race in the world is more superior than the muslim.

66.98.186.40
November 15, 2005
"...decided she wasn't a lesbian and decided not to detonate"

3 male severed heads with mouths agape were found at the bombings in Jordan and according to rules of the "Allah Heavenly Amusement Park" they are now enjoying their 70 virgins each. The 4th bomber after learning that only female virgins are available in "Allah's Heavenly Amusement Park" decided she wasn't a lesbian and decided not to detonate her device.

Her husband in an infinite act of courage chose to stand beside innocent women and children at the moment he detonated his device. His projectile head flew into the drop ceiling of the hotel banquet hall and was later found on a fluorescent light fixture. Maybe he actually "saw the light" right at the end just before his spiritual mouth was firmly lodged over Allah's cock, which is the true nature of Islam.

[very clever...thank you]

203.166.227.45
November 15, 2005

Latest Insult To Muslim Fucks Is The Term B.C. Apparently They Are So Insulted By Anything Christian Or Jesus Christ They Go Crying & Ask That It Be Banned & The Fuckin Governments Of Australia, UK & America Give In To The Fuckin False Prophet Loving Muslims. I Propose That We God Loving People Who Reckon Allah Sucks Monkey Balls Make Up A CD Of Christmas Carols & Songs With The Lords vname Mentioned & When They Have Some Demonic Festival Like Ramadan We Get Our Cars With Subwoofersw & Go & Sit Outside Their Mosques & Let Them "Feel The Bass" Of Im Dreaming Of A White Christmas.

The Governments Of Our Countries Should Have The Muslim Flag Shoved Right Up Their Asses For Being Muslim Loving Cunts Who Give More To Muslims Than The People Of Their Own Countrys...Fuck Allah, Fuck Muslims & Fuck The Governments Who Suck Muslim Cock....Jihad, Jihad Muslims Suck

24.144.104.211
November 13, 2005

muslims need to be rounded up and shot without mercy, they are the scum of the world and they pull the world down. death to allah.

[wrong. we do not "round up and shoot" innocent people. you may want to consider saving up to buy a time machine so you can take your murderous ass back to Nazi Germany...]

70.109.1.191
November 12, 2005

Today I ate 4 pickles. (They were not kosher) I wanted to eat 5. But my Mom said I couldnt have 5 pickles. If my Mom goes to bed before my stumble biscuits kick in, I'll eat another pickle. Then I will have ate 5 pickles in 1 day. To most of You that is not big deal. But for me, Oh Yeah!!! I'm trying to eat as many pickles as I can. Muslims are taking over the pickle factories in the country where I live. If this happens, I can have no more pickles. This is a conspiracy to starve the Jewish people of pickles. We must stop this from happening, by crushing the heads of those camel jockeys. White Power!!!

4.131.112.184
November 11, 2005

Fucking worthless Muslim pieces of shit! May you be buried facing west and drenched in hog guts and not fuck 72 virgins but 72 pigs for all eternity.

81.79.163.132
November 09, 2005

to the fucking raghead insulting bush............ if you hate us so much, what the fuck are you doing in virginia???, get the fuck back to sandnigger land with the rest of the sub humans!!!!!

204.75.249.60
November 07, 2005

There is no God
There is no God and there is no Allah. Religion is merely a means of control. Only fools and the weak minded believe in a god.

[only "fools and the weak minded" believe that God is the angry guy with a white beard--a kind of Santa Claus up in the sky... The definition of God the intelligent and strong minded people understand is that of an intelligence built into the very fabric of existence. it is as impossible for a mere human being to understand that God as it is for my cat to pass college level chemistry...but just as my cat loves me, so does the "God" who created that cat for me to love in return. go fuckin figure!]

172.149.163.104
November 07, 2005

And Allah spoke to Mohammed. "Go forth and fuck every goat you can... [not original--posted on other websites]

172.214.16.107
November 06, 2005

allah created this universe including you. bush sucks and he has a head like a flippin chipanzee. you guys will find out about that when you bloody die!!!!

68.238.125.139
November 05, 2005
There should be an all out global war

Im kinda new to this site. But Im so glad that there is a site like this. Everyone is trying to be so p.c. and are afraid to talk about the truth of islamic indians,blacks and especially arabs. But these people have brought it upon themselves.

Their religion is a sick joke followed by mindless puppets. [that also describes most christians]

I wish that there was a way to completly get rid of all of them. There should be an all out global war against all of them. Not just the insurgents of iraq. Because truly they are all insurgents. Cock roaches in our society. Too many people feel this way but are afraid to speak out against it. But if you bring up the subject of nazis, it is pc to condemn them. When in fact the muslims want and the same thing that the nazis wanted, killing jews and destroying western civilization. [you are right. the solution is global war to eliminate all human life from the planet. that would bring peace, for sure]

4.131.113.105
November 04, 2005

...Of course these are not original!! They are jokes, for crying out loud. How many "original" jokes can you make up that anyone would read?

[this is a world famous, award winning, humor site. I have received numerous death threats and had more than one hosting company take down this website because of the content. so if you can't be original then you have not earned the right to post here. go post on those dumb ass joke sites. have a nice jihad!]

4.131.117.75
November 03, 2005

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam...[not original--posted on other websites]
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"...[not original--posted on other websites]
Why did the chicken cross the road? PAT BUCHANAN: ...[not original--posted on other websites]
For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. ...[not original--posted on other websites]

A guy went to the adult store looking for an inflatable doll. He asked the dude over the counter "Do you have any Muslim ones?". He replied "Muslim ones?" confused. The other guy then said "Yeah, Muslim ones...they blow themselves up."

A young divorcee' was sitting at a bar one night ..[not original--posted on other websites]

4.131.113.232
November 03, 2005

"be white for $10"

Two ragheads see an advertisement in a window, reading "be white for $10" . They both want to become white as they believe they will no longer be subject to racial abuse. As only one of them has any money, he agrees to try it and if it's good, he'll lend the other raghead $10. He goes into the shop, while the other waits outside. After an hour or so, the raghead who went to have is skin changed to white comes out looking really good and white. The other raghead then says "wow that really worked, can you lend me $10 so I can be white as well". His friend turns round and says "fuck off sand nigger" and walks off.

4.131.113.232
November 03, 2005

it's about time we start swearing.

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, shit mom, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops" WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?! "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fuckin' ass it won't be Coco Pops."

4.131.113.232
November 03, 2005

an 80 year old virgin

There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has crabs. She explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn't believe her, so she went to get a second opinion. The second doctor gave her the same answer. So she went to a third doctor and said "Please help me. This itch is killing me and I know that I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin". The doctor checks her out and says "I have good news and bad news. The good news is you don't have crabs, the bad news is that your cherry rotted and you have fruit flies."

62.56.9.96
November 03, 2005
god doesnt like you , he thinks you are evil and keeps trying to kill you all.

this site rocks.... but on a serious note . has the world gone mad .. next year the uk is banning "happy christmas" cards because it MIGHT offend the raghead community... well Fuck you . your stenching curry eating faces offend me but nooo you still flood the civilised world . Earthquales and war , famine and aids .... get the fucking picture ..god doesnt like you , he thinks you are evil and keeps trying to kill you all. take the hint and die cock suckers. Recent developments in political correctness now means a piggy bank is a banned item , you cant go to hospital and pray in the chapel because all the christian icons have been removed >WHY?in case it offends . I dont propagate hatred ... but come on you fucking idiots , Come to our country and fit in , get allong dont alienate yourself be refusing to learn the lingo, stop you daughter from having white boyfriends and only purchasing of your own kind . You are all racist . Hitler could learn from Islam . Sorry if this offends any one but well ....... fuck you i dont care any more ,strap a bomb to yourself and jump infront of a bus thinking of your mothers stinking puss filled cunt

[God doesn't trouble him or herself with hatred for the puny creatures on earth. God is not some "judgmental Santa Claus". God is the law of gravity, particle physics, DNA, infinity, etc. By the way, it is Indians who eat curry. Are you getting your ragheads mixed up?]

4.131.115.145
October 28, 2005

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a brass lamp and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the lamp and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that lamp forever." Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning, just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good.

216.226.4.67
October 24, 2005

allah is a pig. the pig fucked a goat and out came muhammed.

84.54.0.35
October 22, 2005

Your site KICKS ASS !!!! As a IRAQI,MUSLIM& DEMOCRAT I salute you guys and say keep up the Good work. ( Especially trashing that Mo-Fo & S.O.B Bin Ladin ) oh and keep posting my mail to show those (persumed Muslims) that they are just a bunch of Doodie Heads . May Allah be with you. MHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !

68.238.118.191
October 20, 2005

History of Arabs 101 part 1
Islam started many years ago by one of rahims great grandfathers. He was stuck on an island with only a camel. After masterbating with camel feces for a few months he finally got up the courage to make sweet love to the camel. He built a box to stand on so his small penis would be elevated to the height of the camel rectum. Once completed he made love to the camel and the camel became pregnant with twins.

Those twins grew up and became married and had many children. Those children had children and so on, some by humans and some by camels. After many years the island became over populated. So a boat was built and after months of sailing they found enough land to sustain life for them. This land is what we now know as the middle east.

This lecture will be continued...

70.109.24.195
October 19, 2005
"...ya piece of puppet property shit."

Dont ever trust authority.Pigs,parents,and our society. [uh, so don't trust you either then?] You got to play by your own set of rules. Fuck the law and burn the fuse. [so, fuck you then?] Mr. Pig man you are nothing. Nothing, concealed behind your badge. Always snorting out lies and deciet. It pawns away, pawns away to your boring society.Mr. Pig man bhind judges robe. I cant wait to see You die. [gee, maybe we can't wait to see you too too then?] You piece,ya piece of puppet property shit. Your nothing but a lie so full of shit. If you live nothing, you are nothing. Dissolved by the stagnated masses. When I say its time to say, fuck the law. Kill kill kill, kill their mother fuckin asses. [oh, so we should kill you too then?]

61.213.123.97
October 16, 2005

Fuck Bush! [email address of target victim]

68.238.121.211
October 16, 2005

This is your Muslim "correspondant". I do not appreciate the replys that I got from my message. I was hoping to open your eyes. But it seems the western world has made you blind to the truth. The western world has ruined my country. I left at a young age. When I returned I found that your fast food restarants and filthy shops were on the streets that I used to enjoy. This will not last.

[Thank you for your follow up comments. you are right, it will not last.]

70.109.2.174
October 13, 2005

I just cant get over this rahim guy. I just hope one day I get to see your head getting sliced off on [some website] These people suck!!! They complain about how their pow's were treated at Abu Garib (or however its spelled). They dont mention how they treat their pow's. They think cutting off heads is the will of allah. Brain washed needle dick butt fuckers, you dont have 2 balls between ya.

69.154.71.129
October 13, 2005

earth quakes tidel waves 300000 ragheads by earth quakes 200000 by tidel waves over half a million dead all muslims ah man allah even hates ragheads..............signed uncontained hate .those canes will just bring out some fema and insurance money and help all of the great usa.

raghead gas co.-exxon shell chavron moble and more usa gas co,citco conaco shamrock bp and more ,ask your smalltown gas store were there gas is refinded and is pumpep from us oil fields. open the new colorado oil fields an the new oil field in western gulf of mexico an cut the ragheads off............three cults who do not honer the american flag taliban alqada jahova witness.and thay have dis reguard for others an all three think thay will inhirite the earth ha ha .other raghead gas suppliers marathon speedway anoco an other usa gas suppliers sunoco sinclair hess arco pb philips same as pb ,jahova witness one big mother fucking sleeper cell of terrer no american flags at there cult houses or buildings .fuck those ragheads kill them all- and any others who distroy freedom. uncontained hate

64.40.63.189
October 12, 2005

Damn - I was going to post "Lost verses of the Koran" (a parody written by an unknown author) surahs 115 thru 121, but it's too damn long. So - Allah sucks filthy, syphiletic camel penises.

62.163.103.174
October 12, 2005

To all the brainless white skitmarks on this site shut up you fool, i pitty you mr T

4.131.112.44
October 11, 2005

68.238.121.188 You ignorant, brain-washed son of a bitch. Try something in this country and someone will blow your black ass off the planet.

70.109.0.8
October 09, 2005

Mr. Blow Job Rahim. Islam is a bunch of b.s. and its a poison to our society and you are a direct result and a good example of why muslims suck so much. I dont understand you people. You have been brain washed into believing abunch of b.s. What kind of God would reward people that kill other people or kill themselves to complete a mission of murder. It looks like you could figure it out in your small brain that it is a ridiculous idea. Unless your people are a result of imbreeding and camel sex, that would be the only way I could understand your screwed up mind set. Do us all a favor and stay in the desert and keep your ignorant philosophy to yourselves.

213.121.151.174
October 09, 2005

Fear, Hatred, Ignorance, I smell the rot of dead people who don't even realise it. Let this website ring out like a shot in all directions purging the world of everything until it is one black sortched Earth and we can sunbathe outside as the light filters through the nuclear dustclouds and our upturned faces catch the acid rain on our tongues. All hail the west, all hail progress...

67.9.37.132
October 09, 2005

thank god for that earthquake! islam is evil! allah sucks donky dick!

68.238.121.188
October 07, 2005

My name is Rahim and I am Arab Muslim living in the U.S. Im here to say this site is not very nice to my people and speak wrongly of our actions. You speak of Muslims killing innocent people when in fact they are not innocent. Those who do not believe in Allah shall perish and Martyrdom, it is the will of Allah. It is preordained what happens to these people.

203.59.164.115
October 05, 2005

Allah or Jesus? by Rick Mathes [thanks for recycling this morality play from another website...but cutting and pasting from other sites is boring and unoriginal. this is a humor site--not a catholic doctrine regurgitation bulletin board]

69.114.243.146
October 02, 2005
I wipe my ass with bin Laden's picture and pray for his death.

Why are so many Muslims living in western countries? Because their own shithole countries offer them nothing and they know it. Like the murderer who kills a priest or a nun, these Muslims want to destroy all that is good, all that is beautiful and make it into their own image: shit.

Have they ever accomplished anything? Quick: name a famous Muslim scientist, artist, writer, philosopher, or anything else positive and worthwhile. No, didn't think so. Maybe they can come up bragingly with someone who's dead or some obscure esoteric anomoly, but look at their governments. Look at their homes. Their Qu'ran, full of hatred and thoughts that Mohammed turns in his grave over. No, Muslims do suck and they are destroying the planet in the name of fanatic insanity. I state this in the name of bin Laden laden with Jew smegma on his mother's mouth, the mentally deranged and sociopathic seed of Satan. I wipe my ass with bin Laden's picture and pray for his death.

67.9.37.132
September 29, 2005

just a note to let everyone know that while our troops are over seas killing muslims we should be doing our part here in the u.s.a., [hmmm... by killing racist nazis such as you?] the next time you pass by an arab, tell him/her that they are not welcome in our country, then proceed to beat the shit out of them. pretty soon this will catch on, and you will start to see a decraese of arabs walking around the streets. i fully support beheadings of any arab/muslim in this country. lets start sending beheading tapes back overseas, guarntead they will get the fuck out of our country.... fuck allah

[thank you for sharing your racist hate...but this is a humor website you moron]

60.0.191.56
September 26, 2005

[all caps deleted] Are the American cancer. They are a drag on the economy, they are a burden on social services, they are overwhelming the justice and penal systems of our great country. They are corrupting American society year by year and no one has the balls to do what is needed. The country is run by [all caps deleted]  that dont solve problems they hide from them. They hide from the realities of the modern world under a blanket liberalism. The 60's crowd has finally moved our country on a disasterous course. [all caps deleted]  have weakened this great nation and we must not let it continue. The pre-vietnam and pre-civil rights America was a peacefully and safe place to live. Then that world was eviscerated by drug infested 1960's liberal [all caps deleted] ... America has always been a [all caps deleted] ...Lets restore her old glory before the barbarian hordes completely destory our precious America. Gates are open and they are flooding in...

24.4.202.133
September 21, 2005

Dear Muslims, Sooner or later were going to fry you. For every fucking terrorist weapon we have 1000 nuclear bombs. I went to church on Sunday like I always do, and I always pray for god's guidance. I always felt that you were human beings, believing in a divine god, and that the Koran spoke to the enlightenment of mankind. However, through prayer and meditation, I've come to understand that this is a confrontation between good and evil, between God and Satan. There can be no compromise. You cockroach's are Satan's answer to Christianity. Although you take the form of humans every one of you assholes is a creature of Satan. I truly believe that the fulfillment of godliness on earth is the elimination of all of you bastards of humanity. Although the United States possesses tens of thousands of nuclear weapons I would prefer using poisonous gas to make you suffer and wither. Fuck you, eat the nuggets out of my ass, and suck this big American dick u muther fuckers. Yours truly Dev

203.59.202.46
September 20, 2005

Im not all that freat with history but being English & living in Australia I seem to recall that our forefathers went to war centurys ago to stop the Muslim Fucks from getting to my beloved Home Country now America, England & Australia are letting these Rock worshippers (They pray facing Mecca & all thats there is a fuckin rock) in by the droves & they have to because of the stupid fuckin war treaty that says we have to take refugees. Also the Muslim fucks say they pray to the True God but muslim fucks denie Christ who taught to love all where as shitslam i mean islam teaches family honour murder etc & basically to live like robots. Mohammed McFuck lived by the sword & Died by it....Big difference between the two. Christianity is fucked up to as jesus said "I will destroy the Temple (church) & rebuild it in 3 days...He Did (The Body) 300 odd years later the catholics decide to build the so called true church...Fuck me i cant remember what i did in full last week & fuckin religions (NOT Jesus)reckon they can remember detail for detail what happened 300 years later. Armageddon is on us all right....The Truth seekers versus the Religious Freaks Good Job I love & Accept Christ....I just dont accept the religous fucks. Oh yeah muzzies....Suck my Balls :-)

84.68.119.92
September 17, 2005

when mohammed was born, they threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth!!!!!!

70.50.207.144
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
05:53 PM -0700

It is time to ban vehicles from the cities -- this will make it difficult for those wishing to harm ordinary people with the stupid car bombs. they can now all walk in loaded with personal bombs and blow themsevles up if the ordinardy people do not want to check them out and bring peace to thier own county.. All this religous stuff is not quite what it should stand for look at Northern Ireland it was the women who organized and got things calm down Perhaps the Iraqui women should start marching for peace and quite ....... IN the mean time stop the vehicles from coming into the city this would be a start

24.187.163.10
September 11, 2005

love your website. hate islam and muslims. love brits and aussies and americans, muslims make me puke. at some point the west has to take a stand and pulverize the islamic nations. if the west doesn't they will get us eventually. muslims is just another word for worthless piece of dog shit. raise your hand if you think usa and uk should nuke at least 30 or 40 muslim nations just to get things started in the right direction. i am an italian american from long island ny and want to leave this message to all followers of islam: mohamed should have been an abortion. your false religion is evil, you should all be wiped off the face of the earth. followers of islam are lower than earth worm feces. mohamed used to suck camel cock and swallow the come.

24.92.31.225
September 09, 2005

"Round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness."

In the Hadiths, Mohammed goes one step further and expands the promise of virgins to include a free sex market where there is no limit of the number of sexual partners. Women and young boys are on display as if in a fruit market where you can choose the desired ripeness. Quote from Hadiths Al Hadis, Vol. 4, p. 172, No. 34 Ali reported that the Apostle of Allah said, "There is in Paradise a market wherein there will be no buying or selling, but will consist of men and women. When a man desires a beauty, he will have intercourse with them."

YOUNG BOYS Homosexuality was and is widely practised in Islamic conutries. To please the homosexuals among his followers he promised them pre-pubescent boys in Paradise. So after committing plunder, loot, rape and murder in this life, the followers of Islam get "rewarded" by untouched virginal youths who are fresh like pearls. [reminds me of the Catholic faith, only one has to make a generous donation...with Allah its free?]

The relevant verses from the Koran are: Koran 52:24 Round about them will serve, to them, boys (handsome) as pearls well-guarded. Koran 56:17 Round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness. Koran 76:19 And round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness: if thou seest them, thou wouldst think them scattered pearls.

As mentioned in my previous article, famous poets in Arabia glorified homosexuality. As an example I am including a poem in 'Perfumed Garden' by Abu Nuwas: O the joy of sodomy! So now be sodomites, you Arabs. Turn not away from it-- therein is wondrous pleasure. Take some coy lad with kiss-curls twisting on his temple and ride as he stands like some gazelle standing to her mate. A lad whom all can see girt with sword and belt not like your whore who has to go veiled. Make for smooth-faced boys and do your very best to mount them, for women are the mounts of the devils Need I say anything more after this colorful rendition by Abu Nuwas ? [reminds one of the Catholic choir boys with reamed assholes--the advantage of Christian faith being that priests could enjoy pedophilia without waiting for an afterlife, eh?]

Allah is Satan and Mohammed is his messanger. In order to rid ourselves of the disease and satanic cult known as Islam we will need to nuke mecca, if that does not solve the problem we could simply nuke the entire muslim world. We will be saving lives in the long run if we crush them all now. These subhumman sadists have been torturing and raping non muslims since this evil cult was started by a pedophile in the dark ages. [yes, and of course it is Christians who should use these nuclear weapons on those civilians?]

69.213.244.235
September 09, 2005

you know i can,t spell well either, but i was in veitman in 1968 and 1969 and can,t thank of any GOG, govorment or civilation that is worth taking a human life.

203.59.137.116
September 07, 2005

Pretty quiet this week on the muslim front...I wonder what the turd burglars are upto??? Oh well all you false prophet worshippers go & pray to your fuckin rock in mecca & stay there & sing to allah macbah bah bah..suk my balls With loving thoughts Burgo

81.77.23.192
September 03, 2005

doesn't take the fuckers long to turn back into savages!!!, fucking niggers.

[Editor: what I'd like to know is when will you turn into an enlightened human being?]

69.155.47.149
September 02, 2005

"somalia comes to the big easy"
i've been watching cnn since katrina hit the gulf coast, and it is amazing, although entirely believable what's going on down there. mass looting, gang raping, robbing, murdering, shooting at police and rescue helicopters.

i lived in florida last year and got hit hard by two hurricanes less than 5 weeks apart. the damage from both was considerable, and i lost a great deal, and was homeless for over a week. i still did'nt go out and rob or kill anyone. neither did any of my neighbors.

the difference? in case anyone has'nt noticed, new orleans is inhabited by mostly black people. jungle-bunnies that take no personal responsibility, and consider it a right to commit a crime if the cops are'nt around. i'm not saying all niggers.... ooops i mean blacks are bad, but damn, looking at the film of all these asswipes that defied a mandatory evacuation, and then, once they are stranded and hungry, start bitching and complaining that help is'nt coming soon enough. and those are the peaceful ones.

i saw one picture of a pick-up truck with wild africans in it carrying rifles they stole, along with about 20cases of beer. how pathetic these fucking savages would take advantage of a disaster like this. my absolute favorite film clip was of two black women in a wal-marts that was being looted. the two jungle-bunnies both had their arms full of clothing,, oh and i forgot,,, these two bitches were new orleans police officers.

maybe someday the word will get out to everyone: the rest of the country is not responsible for your dumb ass, you stay during a hurricane, suffer the concequences. their jungle-bunny bmayor is standing right behind them though, complaining that it must be "racial" that help is not coming soon enough. that's it,, it's the evil white people again. damn us all....

203.59.161.7
September 02, 2005

:-)

I fucking love this site

205.188.116.65 July 28, 2005 (Quote) fuck all you mother fuckers who hate allah and islam (unquote) Yeh I hate allah i think he is gay & those who follow shim...suk my balls you stupid fuckin ankle (three foot lower than a cunt) & head back to your own fucked up country instead of infesting our jesus loving nations with your false prophets teachings...mohammed Mcfuk lived by the sword & the stipid ankle died by it...why? cos he is a camel fucking rapist cunt, geez you muslim fuks dont even realise that it was the jews who wrote your stupid fuckin book back in the days of the ottoman empire..learn hot to spell you illitrate idiots or do they only teach to to rock back & forth like a psyc patient in your schools of beezlebub??? suk my balls

Illiterate Fuckin idiot every one with a brain knows the US government, German Government, Russian Goverment etc gave iraq money... Fuckin idiot. How the fuck did the us government create sadam insane??? in a fuckin test tube???

has anyone noticed how these leeches (muslims) come to our countrys & demand change? Noticably it begins in schools where here in australia the stupid fuckin government has banned the singing of christmas carols etc because it offends them!!! If we went to their desolate shit holes we would be murdered for the mere fact of being non muslim. In saudi Arabia you cant even get a fuckin newspaper that hasnt been torn to shreds by these unintelligent fucks because anything western insults there homosexual moon god Allah fuckin mac bah. Fuk me i think im going to hell cos theres no way possibly for me to like these camel fuckin toe rags who come to my country & preach there book of absolute shit. fuk any god that teaches to kill has got to be a little bit retarded in my eyes come to think opf it all religion is starting to give me the shits but i do love god just not the stupid fuckin do-gooders who think they are the way. Sorry to hear about the terrible damage in the southern states...God Bless Australia & the rest of the civilized world. Fuk bin laden, fuk allah & generally fuk all muslims!!! Suk my balls

81.77.105.67
September 01, 2005

As a brit, i think americans should back bush!!, he may be a dickhead, but at least he's got the balls to to fight the ragheads, i only wish pussy blair would stop sucking islamic dicks, and kick the shitheads out of the UK!!!.

70.104.79.29
August 31, 2005

u mean 3+ dollars, atleast ina couple days, somewhere in GA is even paying 6/gallon believe it or not, while bush is on his usual vacation shootin birds and fallin off his bike 1000s are dieing and im fukin allah down his god damn throat, fuk it

62.163.205.164
August 31, 2005

U Ass of A, give us a good example without fighting and shit! 9-11 was a sighn to do it different, not to do the same thing back! Didnt you all learned anything about 9-11? you now spend over more then 180 billions ot 8 trillon (who's counting theys days?)of dollars for a war then can not be won or lost! If you spend it on africa or arabian nations in the right way like building homes or building roads, giving medicial attention or even buy em a fucking teddybear instead. The amarican dream?? the world is for US not for United States...go to school and learn not only how many stars your flag has but try to see that there is more in this world. btw, did u know that the CIA created Saddam in the '50? And that they give the saddam regiem us dollars to buy wapens? So you just created you own war! Yeah you know that but most of you are real rednecks trying to invent a wheel or create fire, you dont like to learn form some other nation...Take care people, u need it... Joeri Hollands btw, that high oilprice...aren't Baby and Daddy Bush very powerfull oilmagnets? Dont the have large oilriggs in Texas, or should i see Taxes, fucking high oilprice is noting more then a bushcampaine to make more money. You will see, when the democrates are back the oilprice will be much more lower again. I feel brainless because of bush. ps: Catrina I love you, you really did blow me away

203.59.106.245
August 30, 2005

$2.60 for a gallon of fuel????? Fuckin cheap i reckon. In Australia we are paying nearly $1.30 (aus) per litre (1 Gallon approx $5 us) & we have one of the worlds largest reserves of light crude oil (north west shelf) Any person with a brain knows george bush is an egotistical fuckwit, fuk he wined & dined the bin ladens for fuk sake & still continues to suck up muslim fuk asses telling them and us that islam is a peacefull religion...... bill clinton was a fucking legend & at least he does good things for people genuinally in need not like bush who screws his own country & the rest of the free world with his we own the fuckin rest of the fuckin world attitude. the fuckin muslim fuks & egotistical american government doesnt fuckin own me!! fuck the new world order!!

84.65.177.213
August 28, 2005

a world war between islam and the west is inevitable, we should whack the fuckers now while they are fairly weak!!!

69.44.61.197
August 27, 2005

This seems to be a generally pro Bush site. What do you "pro Bushers" say about the $2.60 to $3.00 plus gas prices we are now paying? Would we be paying these prices if we had not gone to war? The Arabs have us by the balls on oil and what is our government doing to loosen that grip? Bush goes on vacation for 5 weeks? What do you pro Bushers say about the looming civil war in Iraq because the cunt head Arabs are "too stupid to get along?" Was our government too stupid to see that coming? Somewhere in our 8 trillion dollar annual budget, don't we pay “egg heads” with thick glasses to figure out such things ahead of time? Maybe Bush is not a great leader, maybe he's only a master of disinformation and deception, "swift boating" as it is now called, and he really went to war because "Sadam tried to kill his Daddy" (this is a direct Bush quote) and also "Jesus wanted him to be president" (also a Bush quote). It is true troops will die if the war effort is undermined on the home front, this is clearly what keep the north fighting in Vietnam, but there is also danger in keeping our heads in the sand as our leader, this "skull and bones" Ivy League graduate right out of the DC old boys network takes us down additional paths of destruction. I continue to support the war, don't get me wrong, but I am also starting to say fuck Bush up the ass with a Dildo, in my opinion (my constitutional right to say so) he's a F'n cock.

61.55.236.17
August 27, 2005

[all caps deleted](repatriated) [all caps deleted]... From the friends of Dan Festler.

71.32.205.241
August 23, 2005

"...fuck you moon god!"

[all caps deleted] will be hunted! islam is evil, and [all caps deleted]  know it in your heart! have [all caps deleted]  started to hide? do [all caps deleted]  look over your shoulder? [all caps deleted]  should. :) enjoy your freedom while you have it, start your shit here and see what happens to islamic followers. we are at war with islam, and more of us know it ever day. we all most feel sory for [all caps deleted] ! but i forgot, you all want to be killed in war. will [all caps deleted]  get your wish? Muslims fucked-up big time. We don't buy your lies . Death be with islam soon. oh buy the way... fuck you moon god!

61.55.236.17
August 22, 2005

I know about the London bombings. I really hate those vile, savage, barbaric, primitive middle eastern people. The religion of Islam is purveyor of evil around the world. It is a religion of intolerance for other religions, ignorance, violence, sexism and is founded upon a incoherent code of religious teachings. Furthermore, I believe that all people who practice the Islamic religion are bound for an eternity in hell for following the false prophet muhammed and practicing the teachings from a pagan book of [all caps deleted]

66.98.162.34
August 19, 2005

Ohhh Allahhh, most great and powerful one. I am fighting your battle trying to kill the infidels but why is it that it seems my missiles keep missing or my bombs don't detonate? Ohh great Allah, this does not seem to make sense. Ohh Allah, I see this little green guy they call Yota in the American movies? Is Yota perhaps protecting the infidels and deflecting our missiles? If so Allah you must defeat Yota so that we can succeed. Please hear me great Allah, I wish to serve. Your humble servent Mohammed Akahaka

4.225.24.198
August 17, 2005

Fuck iceland, whatever!

Im sick of all you stupid fuckers saying "if adolph was around today..."
Dumbbfucks he blew his brains out because he figured out his stupid plan sucks and all you "original" american dudes with your real sweet idea of being kickass fuck you you pieces of shit.

Those fuckin allah ragheads are the only ones who really believe in anything, they fuckin killed themselves for their "god" on that pussy ass excuse for a terrorist attack 911. We think that was such a big fuckin deal Like only 1000 peeople killed! Ha! Hiroshama! Holocaust! Black Plague! And so many more.

Fuck America, Fuck Iraq, Fuck Aryan "race, even though yer still fucking mutts! Fuck iceland, whatever! You who think you know things and believe Suck!!!!! fuck off.

64.34.168.223
August 16, 2005

Ohhh spirit of Mohammad Atta, why was it exactly that you flew that jet into the World Trade Center? Was it that in your native country, Saudi Arabia, most of the women have their cunts sewn up (a Muslim tradition) and you couldn't get any play? Did you have big fat blue Arab balls Mohammad Atta, that exploded on impact? Was it because you had no real career options in your oppressive and feudally lead native country? Was it because there is no Disney Land in Saudi Arabia? Wow the infidels in the US must be to blame for everything. They must have created the Saudi feudal system 2000 years ago and have been using their "secret CIA" to keep that system in place ever since. Wow I live a really fucked up life, let's go attack the US. Most Arabs seem to think that we “infidels” really don't understand them. The truth of the matter is they don't understand us, they really have no clue what it means to be an American. Mohammad Atta's gravestone should really say, "I was one of the 20 people that has created more hatred for Muslims in a single day then in the entire last 1000 years of history. I Mohammad Atta have killed 3000 Americans and other westerners, but in the process I have now killed tens of thousands of Muslims, and created hatred for Muslims on a scale never before seen. I Mohammad Atta was actually nothing more then a cock sucking idiot, and Osama Bin Laden's load of cum sure tasted good."

66.2.148.118
August 16, 2005

we should give all muslims aids that would be the funniest thing ever. then givem them sars sit back drink some brews blaze a fattie and watch them die. now thats entertainment. if any of you towelheads have a problem with what i have to say you can come down to the brewster projects in detroit and come get some aint nobody gonna help you the cops dont even come in here so come get some you fucking smelly sand niggers

66.2.148.118
August 16, 2005

first we need to smoke michel moore. hes the bigest fucking pussy in america. i served in the military and it makes me sick that i was protecting his freedom. then we need to take atack the muslims and stick them on isle royal national park and hunt them for fun. theese peple make me sick. they come to this country and collect off of our hard earned money then they talk shit. fuck theese fucking scumbag smelly fucking camel jockeys i live in detroit the most hevily populated musim population in the world outside of camelville. i cant stand theese fucks. we need to drill holes in them and pour battery acid in there wounds. we should enslave there whole race.and brand them daily,then hit them with a cattle prod. nuke them bitches and take their oil. fuck up iran then north korea. from a redblooded american love it or leave it

68.37.59.122
August 13, 2005

Arabs cloned a dog, saved some infidels, and manufactured some of their own televisions? [all haram] What a phenominal service to mankind!

216.127.78.98
August 13, 2005

It's interesting to note how the Arab countries were right there on the recent Soviet sub rescue efforts, they had their latest technology right on the scene to save lives. The Arab countries too recently conducted a couple of space launches including another probe to Mars and a launch of supplies to the "international" space station. One of the Arab countries recently announced a breakthrough on AIDs research, again to save lives, and yet another Arab country cloned a dog, a notable scientific achievement. In fact the Arab countries are continuing to kick ass on a profound number of technological and human life supporting fronts all across the world, items that appear in the news every day, on Arab created computers and TVs, and on the Arab created internet system. It's a shame that the only time you hear about those "infidel countries" like the USA and Britain, it's about terrorism and the killing of others. What's wrong with you "infidel" countries? Why can't you be more productive like the Arabs? Is it perhaps because you have a truly fucked up religion or a history of being only the thieves and beggars of history, engaged in what seems to be never ending tribal based struggles with what seems to be no regard for human life? What gives you infidel countries?

24.165.8.255
August 11, 2005

Fashion expert declares "...a towel ain't a hat."

i dare any loser camel-dick sucking muzzie to show up at fashion valley shopping center in san diego, ca.* on saturday at noon in front of the movie theater. please gather in a group so the mass eradication flows smoothly, like a river of filth disappearring in a spray of particles. see ya ragheadded sand niggers...

allah, and the mothers of suicide bombers, suck the green infection from the dicks of diseased camels in hell, and will for all eternity. also, you unevolved muslim fucks, a towel ain't a hat. oh yeah, its open season on animal muslims so keep your infected towel wrapped head up so i personally can find your camel ass.

* [please note that killing anyone in "san diego, ca." is not condoned by this website, let alone by laws of the USA; in order to kill "...ragheadded sand niggers" please see your Army or Marine recruiter and obey the laws of combat engagement. OK? thank you and have a nice Jihad!]

70.244.98.238
August 11, 2005

"... long live the usa, god save the queen, g-day mate to the gents down under."

absofuckinlutely l-o-v-e the website dude! ever since 911, like many i've been reading up on the scourge of the world: islam. what a pathetic fucking piece of camel shit the quran is! anyways, there was one military commander in the past that found out the perfect way to deal with the raghead jihad assholes:

years ago somewhere in indonesia the u.s army was up against some muslim insurgents whose favorite tactic was to suicide bomb a group of people, military or not (sound familiar?) this colonel, finally having enough of the shit, waited until he had captured about 30 of these wanna-be kllers for allah.

he then had half of them tied to stakes, and made the other half dig a pit in front of each one. some pigs were then brought in , and slaughtered by the u.s soldiers, who then soaked each tied up muslim with pigs blood and guts. they were then shot and killed, thrown into their pit in front of them, and before they were buried, a few pig pieces were thrown in with them for good measure. this guaranteed that their precious allah would not allow them into paradise to fuck the whores they had been looking for ward to.

the remaining half of the captured jihad jerkwads were then ordered to fill in the holes of the graves,,, and go back and tell their buddies what they had just seen. all terrorist activity stopped immediately. these fuckholes don't value life, but they can't stand the thought of being denied there paradise and their virginal whores.

i say do it to em, let some of them watch, i bet they would change their mind. in closing i would like to say, long live the usa, god save the queen, g-day mate to the gents down under, and f-u-c-k you dirty lowlife asshole, mohammed sucking faggot-ass muslims!

81.77.223.113
August 09, 2005

to the raghead asshole 217 etc, I see you are in the UK, you fucking islamic animal, bakri has run away with his tail between his legs, you had better follow him, cunt!!!!. civil war is coming.

64.34.168.29
August 09, 2005

Eyeeee Matieee, this is the famous Captain Jack, also known as Pirate Jack, argggggg, with a little story to add to your here website. Long ago on the good whaling ship "Timbers" we had one of those Arab types enlist on the crew, arggggg. Abdul thought he was a bad ass of course but as soon as we got out on the whaling rowers to spear old Moby the Big Dick, we found Abdul was nothing but a limp cocked candy ass, arggggggg. He couldn't even throw a spear 5 paces, arggg. All he did was stand around there on the "Timbers" and bow on his little carpet 3 times a day, arggggg. Then we would curse as us while the rest of us scrubbed the decks, arggggg. We finally sliced his throat in his sleep, cut him up and sent him to that great Davie Jones locker at the bottom of the deep blue sea, arggggg. That's when I learned the phrase, the best raghead is a dead raghead, argggg matieeee, and had that tatoed all over my body, even had it carved on my wooden leg, argggg. So you little scally waggers, keep giving them hell, those ragheads. They're nothing but a load of BS and not worth their weight in dolphin shit, eyeee there matieee. This is Pirate Jack waving bye for now, arggggg.

4.230.177.27
August 08, 2005

217.204 676, No, your time will come, you ignorant, good for nothing piece of shit! You and all muslims are the scum of the earth and I hope Bush nukes you, ugly, big nosed smelly cowards!

203.59.91.186
August 08, 2005

I noticed in the feedback that the neg comments are all from illiterate Fucks or muslim fucks.. God Bless Australia Allah can you suck my balls Please

[all caps deleted] We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment. The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity. God bless Australia [all caps deleted]

172.213.97.223
August 07, 2005

osama bin laden is arse. When birds fly over Kabul they cover their arse with one wing. Sheikh Omar Bakri Mohammed takes it up the pooper and is well known among the rent boys at Piccadilly Circus.

217.204.67.6
August 07, 2005

you ynakee scumbags are ao stupid, when will you learn? when your mothers die and sisters are raped!!!!! you are a stupid disrespectful people your time will come.

67.49.37.59
August 05, 2005

Musllim cock smokers die filthy deaths at the hands of Godlike American warlords.

the muslims have achieved their goal...everybody in the world now hates them.

202.250.215.249
August 04, 2005

The true crusader: Israeli soldier 'wasted 4 Blackassed Raghead subhuman on bus' *****Ain't this the good news of the day that 4 stinky goat-lovers were forcefully removed from the surface of the earth. They are now playing grab-ass with their faggot cohort Allah, I suppose, they do not need to yell Allah Arkbar'cuz their rancid mouths are stuffed with that diabiotic dick of Allah, who also enjoys a rotten prick in his fetid shithole. Allah may also got something to go with his daily pig-sweat and rat-piss since one fucker has his fucking brain homogenized. Yeah, dispatch those son of MoHAMmod with 5.56 mm ! T*****he only pity is that the brave Crusader only whacked 4 fuckers. He probably has gone rock-and-roll, which may have draine his rounds more rapidly. Had he used 3-round "tap" professionally, he should have snuffed more cocksucker towelheads. Anyway, 4 is better'n nothin' and more than 1 cup will be raised for his sake. *****No site is better than this one slapping blackass silly. They yell, drool, ruminate and bark at because they are scared, spiritually defeated. No wonder, except suicide bombers, Islam also yields Fart Sack with Evil Within, who are the most worthless pond scums, even lower than the whale shit on the bottom of the ocean. *****There is a jerk babbling that who ever supports and contributes to this site is "3 grade". While the "3-grade" does have a cock large enough to screw his mama crazy. Hey, dude, yo'mamma kept moaning and begging "harder, harder". Where is your dickless eunuch father ? I will give yo'mamma another big bang tonight. *****Great Site and keep goin'. Remember we are ready to fight and ready to win, ready to die that never will. *****I will try to make congenic strains using female raghead + boar or male raghead + sow as progenitors. Only the porcine suffers, poor animal.

195.93.21.6
August 04, 2005

Bin laden u ileterate gypsie, go and jerk off in your frigging cave, whos hiding now!. u and all your bum chums. Having sex with men is illegal and so is goat fucking. Get down you local pub and get the ride. If u have a problem with this pop round and and we will sort it out man to man. How many white people do u know hiding in a cave with a load of goats? If you carry this shit on all your benefit loving frends will be bounced accross the chanel. We will steal there houses and fuck there women. Once they have had white theres no turning back. We will teach them to wash ever day like a decent human being and not smell like a walking curry house. Were u abused as a young boy by some other unwashed niger? A spell in the clink with a frustrated niger will help u learn the meaning of a good fuck!

4.131.117.104
August 04, 2005

You fucking cowards. Come out and stand up and fight like a man instead of sneaking around and blowing yourselves up and killing innocent people. You're the most worthless pieces of shit on the face of the earth.

203.59.252.96
August 03, 2005

allah fucks camels & Bin Laden Fucks Goats

66.138.202.201
August 03, 2005

justice will be done those ragheads stool our planes in nine one one kill those ragheads one by one

24.116.121.67
August 03, 2005

Muslims are by far the most unholy self diluted unrighteous violent sick twisted backstabbing lustful evil creatures that rome the earth. Vengence is not for man but for the real almighty god and his son jesus christ, and one day all of you muslims will pay with eternal damnation.

84.66.154.122
August 03, 2005

what are you doing in canada you fucking sub human raghead???, go back to your shithole in sandnigger land and fuck goats and beat your wife

4.131.114.105
August 02, 2005

You worthless, black, big nosed sticking cock suckers. You multiply like cockroaches, come to our countries and want to take over! Push Bush too far and he'll nuke you.

204.75.252.60
August 02, 2005

In response to I.P.#65.172.4.250; August 01, 2005: 1) Oh yeah, you'll be receiving a lot of donations from the people who frequent this site. You should see the money rolling in any day now.... 2) I notice Muslims avoid taking responsibility for their own actions. Instead, they shift the blame on the Christians, Hindus, Buddhist and Jews for their evil acts. 3) Is Islam an extremist religion? Well, in the West there is an old saying: "if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, smells like a duck, looks like a duck, then it's probably a duck." Yes, Muhammad (Peace of shit be with him) and Islam are evil. 4) Christians do not commit suicidal terror attacks for two reasons: First, it's against there religion. If a Christian commits suicide, they won't enter heaven. Secondly, Christians don't die for their religion. They make the other poor, dumb fool die for his. 5) When other religions receive donations, they use the money to save lives. When Muslims receive donations, they use the money to take lives. Muslims know nothing of charity. Allah Gay-bar! Allah Gay-bar! Allah Gay-bar!

67.71.86.18
August 02, 2005

bush is an asswipe! why the fuck he supports saudis? for the stinking oil? if not for his fucked up friendship we would have wiped them out already. bush sux!!!!!

213.39.228.37
August 01, 2005

what is guantamo bay ??? a holiday camp for stupid sheepfuckers ?? drop them to the sharks !! they need some fun !!

203.59.252.96
August 01, 2005

what the??

69.44.62.216
August 01, 2005

Very good reading tonight and as always Mohammed and Allah and all of their earthly "followers" all suck syphilis infected scab ridden dehydrated put away wet rode hard sand storm beaten camel cunt.

204.75.252.60
August 01, 2005

I frequently visit Islamic websites to study their flawed religion and to analyze the hateful and bias rhetoric that spews fourth from their practitioners of peace. What I have observed in my pseudo-reporter type research is that whenever Muhammad-the-prophet [or as I like to say, Muhammad-the-illiterate-pedophile] is mentioned, immediately the phrase “peace be with him” follows. From now on, as a sign of my profound respect for Islam, I believe I’ll incorporate this into my future posts as well. Of course, there will be just a slight modification to the phrase. So, let’s give it a test run: Muhammad (Peace of shit be with him) was a pedophile. Muhammad (Peace of shit be with him) was illiterate. Muhammad (Peace of shit be with him) was a mass murderer. Muhammad (Peace of shit be with him) was a polygamist. Muhammad (Peace of shit be with him) was a slave owner. Muhammad (Peace of shit be with him) was the founder of Islamic terrorism. Yeah, I like it…..

203.59.252.96
August 01, 2005

If You Mislim Fucks Dont Like Christianity Then Please Be My Guest & Go & Live In a Muslim country??? America, Australia, England etc are predominately Christian countrys....If You Dont Like The Way we Live Then Leave??? I Will Never Convert To Islam & would gladly take up arms to protect our heritage etc. Jesus Christ Is My Master & I Dont Believe Mohammed Taught To Kill. God Loves All & Love does not involve Killing & you will never find the True God In A book. All Religions are about Fear & Control. Fuck Religion....Try To find spirituality Now Everyone knows that Islam is a full of shit religion...I have a muslim friend who left his mosque because they where collecting money for el-queada.. Oh Fuck It...Allah sucks donkey coks & muslims fuck goats & Rape young Women... Want Proof Pig...Check out the records in Sydney, Australia... Bring On Holy War & lets nuke these muslim fuks

65.172.4.250
August 01, 2005
www.my-muslim.net website

ISLAMIC REFORM GROUP I.R.G. Motto: Islam Must Exist E-mail:mutazz1@my-muslim.net Attention Sir, The above group is the true followers’ of Islam working in accordance with the teachings of our great Prophet Mohammed. In recent times you would have found out that both the western and American Christian has described terrorism as a total war on our religious belief – Islam. Rather clamouring for a co-peaceful existence between the Christian and the Muslims they have declared total war on our religion by saying that our religion is meant for extremist. More so, all evil acts around the world now have been attributed to our Muslim followers. Whether this evil was done by Christian, Hindu or any other religious fate they will always blame Islamic brothers who are innocent of this without even having a knowledge of this evil act. They are simply imposing their religion on us in view of this, we need your assistance financially or otherwise to keep on fighting them until they let us practise our faith – Islam. Thousand of ours lost faith in our worship because of the way they tannish our image. Could all evil be traced to the Muslims alone? Does it mean that even the Christian do not commit suicide too? Bush and Blair are all terrorist and we must fight back to keep our religion on. We must not give room for eradication of our religion. Arabs race and other Muslim world must not be wiped out too. Please use the above e-mail to contact us if you are interested in our organization or not. Thanks for your anticipated cooperation. JAMIL AL-RASHEED Secretary Islam Reform Group E mail; mutazz1@my-muslim.net

[I checked and there is a www.my-muslim.net website.]