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tour" of Ground Zero |
By Mel Goldfarb, Associated Press Writer
Sept. 25, 2007
IRANIAN LEADER CIRCUMCISED AND TATTOOED
UNITED NATIONS - Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
was abducted just moments after speaking, like the
rabid moron he is, at the United Nations.
Those who did not walk out on the "speech" asserted
the Iranian leader was the "dumbest asshole" ever to
stink up a UN platform.
Anyway, after the "speech" over 100 armed Jewish
strongmen shoved all security aside to grab the
Iranian dictator.
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Ahmadinejad was grabbed
by 6 men simultaneously who threw him into an
armored SUV and sped off. Dozens of identical
vehicles, all black SUVs, made it impossible to tell
which vehicle he was actually in.
Police quickly gave up any attempt to chase
when hundreds of beautiful Jewish women took off
their cloths and grabbed every policeman.
The naked girls kissed the officers, unzipped
zippers, unfastened belts, otherwise prevented the
officers from pursuing the Ahmadinejad abductors.
Police sources claim the abduction was the
brainchild of Moe Goldman, a brilliant and wealthy
Holocaust survivor.
Goldman release these photos (at right) to the New
York Times a few hours after Iranian leader Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad disappeared outside the UN.
He was later found in lower Manhattan near Ground
Zero.
| (photo at right) Moe Goldman,
mastermind of the abduction, as he
appeared to Allied troops shortly after WW2 |
Ahmadinejad was only located in the trunk of a car
after the police received a phone call from an
anonymous tipster. The Iranian asswipe was packed into the car trunk with
both live and slaughtered pigs.
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The Iranian dictator-asshole was covered in pig
feces, his newly shaved head was bleeding and his arm was
tattooed in the manner of Holocaust victims.
A police officer who demanded anonymity stated that
Ahmadinejad had been circumcised without the use of
any anesthetic.
He was taken by ambulance to Bellevue Hospital for
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In addition to his concentration camp
tattoo,
Ahmadinejad displayed numerous other fresh tattoos.
All were compliments of "New York Jewish
Hospitality" according to faxes received at all
major new organizations.
The Iranian asshole now has a large tattoo of a naked
woman on his belly, looking down towards his groin
with a voice balloon that says "Is that all you got,
honey?"
Sources say his back now displays a large
"Welcome to New York you little piece of pig shit.
Now go home" |
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Niggers scare shit out of crackers |
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We're not taking shit from no
white folks any mo!
Many brown people in black shirts showed up to scare
the shit out of the crackers of Jena, Louisiana. The
event was heavily promoted on negro web sites, negro
blogs, negro radio and in publications such as
Ebony. Many of today's niggers missed the civil
rights marches at Selma and Montgomery, Ala., and
Little Rock, Ark., because dey hoes hadnt born no
kids yet. Dey say dat they's no intention of missing
another brush with history with the chance to kill
whitey.
"It was a good chance to get off work and be with
some bro's. Yo! We be scarin duh shit out of
crackers. I walks into a store and dey just say
"Take whatever you want! Don't fuck our white
women!" |
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Most niggers tink the teens' cases
show authorities in the predominantly white town are
hatin towards dem blacks.
"This is not about no nigger race versus no white
race," Sharpton said Wednesday. "This is not about
politics. It's about blacks puttin duh fear of God
in white trash. "Fuck with niggers and die--dats the
message." |
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The once great, now perverted, party called demorats has turned into little more that a
group of treasonous boobs. |
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The democrats and their masters, moveon.org, seem to have joined the ranks of the likes of bin laden, and the rest of these islamist bastards in the desire to destroy
America.
They call an American soldier a traitor, and they refuse to give any credit what so ever to the country that raises their sorry asses for any progress against the islamo-nazis.
The once great, now perverted, party called democrat has turned into little more that a group of treasonous boobs.
They are pathetic.
Fuck Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton,
et al.
They are nothing more than a group of socialist opportunists who would rather give it all to the enemy, than to be loyal
Americans.
The liberal left is as much of a threat as Osama himself. |
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Long time no Assamahole! |
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Latest
Asshole Bin Larden video may cure insomnia |
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Let's all be Muslims, let's all get along?
Washington, Sept. 7, 2007 -- A
desperate Asshole
bin Laden wants to end the war in Iraq in his latest
video cure for insomnia. With
Al-Qaeda running low on troops (how can you
maintain a standing army when all your troops commit
suicide?) the old foe of President Bush now wants to
make nice by ending the Jihad.
His asinine statements say there are two ways to end
the war. Paul Simon, by comparison, had 50 ways
to leave your Jihad. (lyrics below)
"The first is from our side, and it is to continue
to escalate the killing and fighting against you,"
he said. "But that is pretty fucking stupid since we
have shit for technology."
The second one, as he added, is to do away with the
American democratic system of government.
"...the power of the democratic system is
unstoppable. You fuckers keep sending brave warriors
with weapons we can only dream about. So why don't
you all convert to Jislam and give up the pig? No
more Bar-B-Q, OK, but you can fuck little boys in
the anus like we do and women have to shut the fuck
up. What is not to like about Jislam? Please
consider giving it a try. Thank you." |
50 Ways To Leave your Jihad
Al-Quida is all inside your head,
Asshole Bin Larden said to me
The answer is easy if you,
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle,
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Jihad
Azir said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Jihad
Fifty ways to leave your Jihad
CHORUS:
Just forget Islam, Samir, Don't make a new bomb, Haram
You don’t need to be dead, Fakir,
Just get yourself free
Hop on the camel, Muhammel,
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the gun, Sumun,
And get yourself free
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September 07, 2007. Our political analyst at
IP 204.116.154.186 reports:
Well, the brave Mr. bin laden opens his pathetic pie hole once again.
His dyed beard looks like the shit catcher that it is.
His nose looks like a shriveled up penis in bad need of
Viagra. And his mouth, damned that ugly orifice, looks like the nastiest and stinkiest cunt of
the worst imaginable skank.
I guess this brave Jihadist should really be listened to.
After all, this goat fucker hides in Pakistan like a little girl, while he urges other dumb bastards to blow them themselves up for
Jislam. For him, its always some other piece of trash that has to die.
Why not his sorry ass? |
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Senator wanted cock in public toilet |
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"I wanted to touch the
man's penis. I wanted to put it in my mouth
and taste the hot cum as it shot into my
hungry orifice. I wanted to touch his balls,
maybe tongue his asshole a bit. I also
wanted to finger his asshole while he did
the same for me.
Is it too much for a Senator to expect? All
I wanted was a little gay sex in a public
toilet. I love my wife. I'm not gay. Sgt.
Karsnia is a sexy young man. I regret that I
never had the opportunity to suck his cock
and finger his asshole.
At the End of September I will resign from
the US Senate and return to Idaho. There I
will take out my sexual urges on our German
Shepherd, Buck, and volunteer with the local
Boy Scout troop.
I did nothing wrong. I'm not gay."
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| Netherlands to ban Koran |
| Islam is "the
greatest danger threatening us. If Mohammed lived
here today, I would propose he be tarred and
feathered as an extremist and driven out of the
country." |
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| MP Wilders received over 100 death threats from
Islamist extremists. His response "Fuck
Allah and that asshole of Satan Mohammad,
too" |
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August 8, 2007
Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh was
murdered on November 2, 2004 by Islamist Mohamed
Bouyeri who wrote a hit list of critics of Islam
that included Geert Wilders, a member of the Dutch
parliament. First the Netherlands introduced its ban
on burkas. Now it is proposed to ban the Koran.
MP Wilders said the Koran contains "plenty of
terrible things". Wilders suggested that if Muslims
wanted to live in the Netherlands, they should rip
out half of the Koran's pages. He claimed that he
intended to show that Islam is "the greatest danger
threatening us. If Mohammed lived here today, I
would propose he be tarred and feathered as an
extremist and driven out of the country. Everything
we are proud of, we are selling to the devil. World
War III has begun...it's true. Take a walk down the street and see where
this is going. You no longer feel like you are
living in your own country. There is a battle going
on and we have to defend ourselves. Before you know
it there will be more mosques than churches!" |
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Al-Qaida not ready to make nice... |
...So far no one is ready to make nice...
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"how in the world can the words that I said
send somebody so over the edge that they'd
write me a letter sayin' that I better shut
up and sing or my life will be over" |
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George Bush says "Damn! I love the music
those ladies sing. Yeha! Makes me proud to
be an American redneck"
But the
President added that he still was not ready
to make nice. |
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Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I'm not sure I could. They say time
heals every thing but I'm still waiting. I'm through
with doubt. There's nothing left for me to figure
out. I've paid a price. And I'll keep paying.
I'm not ready to make nice
I'm not ready to back down. I'm still mad as
hell and I don't have time to go round and round and
round. It's too late to make it right. I probably
wouldn't if I could. Cause I'm mad as hell. Can't
bring myself to do what it is you think I should
I know you said can't you just get over it. It
turned my whole world around. And I kind of like it.
I made my bed and I sleep like a baby with no
regrets and I don't mind sayin' it's a sad, sad
story when a mother will teach her daughter that she
ought to hate a perfect stranger. And how in the
world can the words that I said send somebody so
over the edge that they'd write me a letter sayin'
that I better shut up and sing or my life will be
over
I'm not ready to make nice
I'm not ready to back down. I'm still mad as hell
and I don't have time to go round and round and
round.
It's too late to make it right. I probably wouldn't
if I could cause I'm mad as hell. Can't bring myself
to do what it is you think I should.
Forgive, sounds good. Forget, I'm not sure I could.
They say time heals everything but I'm still
waiting.
[Lyrics by the Dixie
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Fart-ah
fucked by
Ham-ass
• Muslims
killing
Muslims!
• Believers
of the false God
Allah dripping
with blood!
• Great
excitement
for more war
with
Muslims,
Jews, etc. |
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June 16, 2007.
Our Whitehouse correspondent
at
IP 204.116.154.249
writes:
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Palestine has totally fallen to the extreme shit heads.
Ham-ass has deposed the lesser of evils, fart-a in
Gaza. If the Muslim bastards
don't have any Jews,
Americans, other non-believers, or anyone else to kill, they just kill each other.
Its a shame the liberals in
America and Europe cant see the
inherent bloodlust of this satanic bunch of assholes.
It is so obvious that these people are a race of serial killers its pathetic that any one could uphold them.
Hear that
CNN, BBC, CBS ABC, NBC???
And the little trouble making country of
Iran that is behind it all; when are the
European pussys, and yes, the
American pussys (both republican and democrat) going to wake up?
If the
Americans and Europeans would grow some balls and once and for all teach the
Islamo-nazis in
Iran a lesson, the world would be a better place...at least for a while.
When will the pussified west wake
up, and finally see the axe over their heads?
The islamofacsicts play for keeps, while we just play. |
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| Asshole Al
Qaeda Makes Asshole Threats |
Fat
American Al Qaeda Asshole
Adam Gadan
Every time this fool opens
his mouth, shit pours out.
Now he has topped even his
previous stupidity by
threatening America with an
attack bigger than 9-11.
Dear Mr. Shit for brains
Gadan; the White Satan paid
Al Qaeda back with 200
Muslims dead for every
American killed on our soil
on 9-11. The Taliban are
gone, Saddam was hung.
600,000 of your fellow
Muslims were sent to live in
Hell with Allah.
Do you have any clue what
will happen if you make a
larger attack on USA soil? |
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In
Vietnam the USA lost 58,000.
The other guys lost over
1,000,000. That is 17 dead
Communists for every
American. Remember Black
Hawk Down? You guys killed
18 Americans but they took
out over 1,000 Somali
assholes. That is 55 dead
Muslims for 1 American.
After 9-11 the White Satan
icked the shit out of the
Taliban and Saddam. White
Satan occupied two Muslim
countries and killed 600,000
(estimated) assholes. OK, we
lost 3500. That is 171
Muslim assholes for
1-American.
17 to 1 — 55
to 1 — 171 to 1
— Do you see the power
of the White Satan?
If there is another 9-11
scale attack on
our soil here is what you
can expect to happen:
Muslims (or anyone wearing a
turban or veil) will be unable
to find work, will be
deported, will be hated and
shunned. Mosques will likely be
burned to the ground. 7
million American Muslims
will be hated and feared.
In
World War Two we put
American Japanese in
concentration camps--just
to be sure.
Next, the White Satan
will retaliate an order of
magnitude greater than what
it did to Afghanistan and
Iraq. The Muslim world will
be sent back to the middle
ages. The White Satan will
deal only with Saudi Arabia
to keep oil flowing even if
that means taking military
control of the
oil fields.
If you are stupid enough
to attack the White Satan
at home one more time you will
learn that the White Satan
has weapons not yet used
that are more dreadful than
anything you have so far seen.
Are you aware that non-nuclear EMP bombs can
take away Muslim computers,
television, radio, cell
phones, and everything else
electronic? The Muslim world will be
expelled from our modern
world. Muslims will no
longer have TV, radio, cell
phones, or computers. No
more Muslim hate-TV for you,
Gadan.
You want to play with
Nuclear weapons? Does a
mouse attack a cobra? You want to play with
biological weapons? The
White Satan has the fury of
Hell in a virus waiting for
you.
You think Allah is some
powerful, angry father. But
you are insane; there is no
Allah. The hatred in you is
essentially the darkness in men's
souls; the White Satan is in
YOU. Fuck with it and you
fuck yourself. The mouse
should not piss on
the cobra. Let it be and
live in peace. Or die.
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Carpet Bomb the
fucking Triangle of Death |
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May 14, 2007. Our military
correspondent at
IP 207.144.218.71
writes:
Tonight, al quieda has three of our guys as prisoners.
Actually the low life camel fuckers have already done no telling what to these poor guys.
This all happened in the so called triangle of death. and the
Muslim scum have even called for us to stop searching for these guys.
Lets face it. We know what's going to happen to these
Americans. We have been pulling our punches for way to long in hopes of winning hearts and minds.
Bush needs to realize that it aunt going to happen. And as far as the democrats go...hell, they are on the side of the terrorists.
It is time that we truly made the triangle of death just that, a place of living hell...for those who live there. If al quieda is in control, the folks who live there support them.
Bush should issue an ultimatum. release our guys, or every day that you have them, one of the towns in this area will
receive a carpet bombing from our b52s.
Do this once just show we are serious, and even use a little napalm. that is all this vermin can understand. we are fighting an enemy that holds morals and values that are totally alien to civilized society.
Hell, they could be from Pluto and they could not be any more alien.
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capability |
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Fuck Pelosi and fuck the Demorats who put her in power! |
God damn! Congress has proven that the average IQ is 100--meaning half the
population has an IQ below 100. Surely the Demorats lead that half with IQs
below 100. Go ahead and encourage the Islamists. You'll be sorry!
Proud of our military
I am very proud of the troops. Anyone who has what it takes to serve in a
combat zone should be honored by the government, not ordered to give it up.
Vietnam cost 58,000 dead. Now we can't tolerate 3,000? Iraq is an advanced
military R&D zone offering
unprecedented training for US troops in how to deal with
urban suicide insurgency. Staying there is essential. Don't surrender!
40,000 Americans die in automobile accidents
each year. Will we surrender
from driving?
4,200 pedestrians are run over and killed each year by cars. Will we
surrender from walking? 5,000 people
die every day from AIDS. Will we
surrender from gay sex? (lighten
up, that was a joke. But it is
5,000/day)
Suicide Japs
In WW2 the Navy reached Okinawa and faced waves of suicide Japs. We lost
12,513 dead with 38,916 wounded in the battle of Okinawa. Hello? That was
one battle in a few days. We firebombed Tokyo and killed 100,000. We fire
bombed other cities and they would
not surrender. It took nukes to make
Japan give up. Hello? Is Iran as fucked up as WW2 Japan? YES!
Suicide Muslims
People! Hunker down! We need to take out every fucking nuclear facility in Iran.
We have to use every cruise missile, stealth bomber, non-nuclear EMP bomb, bunker buster, etc.
in the arsenal. We must seize the
opportunity to destroy every
Islamic madman military asset they have.
But do not send in any ground forces.
We must bomb
their war technology but not their civilians. Humiliate them by using every
advanced weapon we have. Launch the
planes with lasers capable of
destroying a missile in flight.
Prevent them from making any
meaningful military response.
Deny them nuclear technology
HUMILIATE THEM -- just we did in the
Gulf War to Saddam.
Do it to show the world the USA demands peace and has the hardware +
balls to force it on the insane
Islamists chanting "Death to
America" after prayers.
Why "humiliate them"? Because we
have to show the Islamic world what
power with restraint is. Show
them--prove to them--that they live
in the dark ages and that we have
extreme power but will not use it in
the genocidal hatred that they
would. We are better than they are.
We are free and seek a free, safe
world that is free from Islamists
with nukes.
We cannot allow another
battle of Okinawa to hit us.
Fail to emasculate Iran at this point in history and Israel will be nuked, nukes will be smuggled into the USA,
Britain, etc. God help Pelosi then. |
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Pelosi surrenders to Iran |
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208.254.241.74. April 26, 2007. Our
Washington correspondent at IP 208.254.241.74
writes:
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news flash !!!!.....congress and senate democrats
officially surrender to islamists, with
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi being named head of alqeida in
America, and rep. Murtha and sen. turban durban being named as top alqieda
lieutenants.
With the congressional vote the democrat pansies have rolled over once again for an enemy of the united states. these bastards have given the jihadists more support than all the mosques in the world put together. |
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scared
shitless |
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Voices From the Muslim
Center, Burke says his film
"attempts to answer the
question: 'Where are the
moderate Muslims?' The
answer is, 'Wherever they
are, they are reviled and
sometimes attacked' " by
extremists...
A WETA manager
pressed to eliminate a key
perspective of the film: The
claim that Muslim radicals
are pushing to establish
"parallel societies" in
America and Europe governed
by Shariah law rather than
sectarian courts....
WETA
appointed an advisory board
that includes Aminah Beverly
McCloud, director of World
Islamic Studies at DePaul
University. In an
"unparalleled breach of
ethics," Burke says, McCloud
took rough-cut segments of
the film and showed them to
Nation of Islam officials,
who are a subject of the
documentary. They threatened
to sue.
"This utterly undermines any
journalistic independence,"
Burke wrote in an e-mail to
WETA officials. |
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CBS employees: "Flush-HO!
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NYC Mayor: "Plunge-HO Imus! " |
New York sewers today are clogged with a
huge, stinking, old turd flushed at the CBS
building. Mayor Bloomberg advised citizens to
"man the plungers" at their home toilets to
prevent the "Imus turd", as it has been
nicknamed, from floating out into their
bathrooms.
Thousands ran screaming from the CBS
building when huge, fetid feces flowed out of
their toilets. Entire bathrooms exploded as
Imus crap injured hundreds. Paramedics passed put
from the smell of Imus methane gas.
Firefighters had to rescue them.
The Mayor authorized emergency overtime for
firefighters, City Sanitation Workers and
medical personnel needed to flush the giant Imus
turd through the sewers before the Monday rush
hour.
By late Friday the Imus turd had reached a
Brooklyn sewerage station where
pumps strained under the Imus pressure. Workers
heard a rumbling sound of "HO! HO! HO!"
booming through the borough's ancient sewer pipes.
Terrified workers ran as others screamed
"Its the Imus turd! Run for your lives!!!
Every man for himself! Abandon the
substation!" |
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Iran desperate for attention from world...
Ahmadinejad lonely, tired of being
surrounded by Islamic monkeys |
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Blair plays "tit for tat"
with Iran |
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March 31 YGM
news brief |
Tony
Blair
announced
today that
he was
"sick and
bloody
tired"
of all the
"crap"
from
Tehran about
the 15
captured
soldiers.
"This is a
game that
two nations
can play"
Blair
explained.
"I have
ordered our
London
Police to
arrest any
and all
Iranian
tourists.
Additionally
they have
seized the
Iranian
ambassador
with the
entire
Iranian
diplomatic
staff. All
Iranians are
being taken
to an
undisclosed
prison
location.
There they
will be
forced to
dress as
westerners--no
head scarfs
or any type
of Eastern
garments may
be worn. The
BBC will
force them
to read
prepared
statements
that Allah
is a false
prophet,
that they
are happy
and being
treated
well. They
will confess
that the
kind and
gentle
people of
the UK have
fed them
English pork
sausages
that are
delicious."
"Furthermore"
Blair
continued
"Our nuclear
submarines
have
captured
dozens of
Iranian
fishing
boats by
towing them
to UK
Warships in
the area. We
will tow all
Iranian
fishing
boats back
to the UK.
All
Fisherman
will be
detained at
the prison
and forced
to dress as
westerners.
They will
also eat pork
sausages and
read letters
on TV
admitting
that they
were
stealing
fish from
waters not
belonging to
Iran."
Blair
explained
that
diplomatic
negotiations
were
underway
with other
EU member
nations to
assist the
UK by
handing over
to the
custody of
the UK any
Iranian
tourist,
diplomat or
citizen of
any age.
Blair noted
that France
and Germany
were
enthusiastic
about this
and were in
the process
of sending
cargo planes
filled with
Iranians to
the UK for
detention. |
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expects to
have over
4,000
Iranian
tourists,
diplomats,
students,
and
fisherman in
detention
within 48
hours. |
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Osamma Yo Bama? |
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February 15, 2007.
Our Political
Correspondent at
IP 24.175.181.49
writes:
Omaba's father,
stepfather and grandfather
were Muslims. The 'slums must be ejaculating on themselves at the thought of getting one of themselves into the White House.
Think about it; Omaba's father, stepfather and grandfather were Muslims. He was by Islamic law born a Muslim. This cannot be changed.
Mohammed said if anyone turns his back on Islam, kill him. Why no death threats by radical Muslims? Do they know something we don't?
Obama became a Christian when he started having political ambitions. (read up on his church for a shock) How do we know he's a Christian? Because he says so?
The principle of Al-Takeyya conveys the understanding that Muslims are permitted to lie.
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• He's an admitted drug user.
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• He was involved in a shady real estate deal with a guy who associated with radical Muslims.
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• He has demonstrated his immaturity by trying to get Fox banned from his news conferences, and by warning against making fun of his ears.
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• He's an empty suit pimped by the media.
As someone said, the presidency is not an entry level position.
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Gen. Petraeus To Take Terror
To Iran |
BAGHDAD,
Iraq - Gen. David Petraeus
took charge of U.S. forces
in Iraq on Saturday, ready
to take on Iran with the
same destructive "War of
Terror" Commander in Chief
Bush gave to the
Iraqis.
Petraeus took command under
a glistening crystal
chandelier in a palace once
owned by Saddam
Hussein before Bush had him hung
to death by his neck.
"Ready to rock n roll"
Petraeus, 54, spoke bluntly
of the task before him that
coincides with President
Bush's decision to spread
the violence of Iraq to
Iran.
"We will have to start civil
war in Iran now and continue
to kill as many Muslims as
possible before some lesbian
is elected President". If we
can do that and if we can
fan civil war among the
people of Iraq, the
prospects of success are
good," he said. "Hopefully
Iraq will be doomed to
continued violence and civil
strife." |
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Oh Bama! Yo
Mama!
Ape-raham Lincoln was called
"that ape in
the Whitehouse" -- will Yo
Bama be next ape? |
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"...his chance of
election is equal to the
lesbian candidate--zero.
Pretending gays, blacks and
women can run for the world's
highest office just keeps CNN, Fox,
and the New York Times in
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SPRINGFIELD, Ill. - Today Barack
Obama Yo Mama introduced his long time gay
lover-- an older white man
whom he kissed on the lips
at the press conference.
Yo Mama announced his bid
for president Saturday-- a
gay Muslim black man evoking
remembrance of Abraham
Lincoln's homosexuality that
was never revealed during
that great President's
lifetime. While Lincoln was
often ridiculed in the press
of his day as an "ape in the
Whitehouse", Yo Mama pointed
out that Pres. Lincoln had
freed negro slaves--thus
paving the way for a gay
Muslim negro like himself to
be the next "ape in the
Whitehouse" for this new generation.
"Let us transform this
nation, from white to black;
from Christian to Muslim;
from straight to gay!" he
screamed to the few hundred
members of the press forced
to stand
shivering in the cold at the
campaign's kickoff.
Obama, 45, is the youngest
gay black Muslim candidate in the Democrats'
2008 primary field dominated
by lesbian Sen. Hillary
Rodham Clinton. Experts rate
his chance of election as
equal to the lesbian
candidate--zero. However,
going through the political
motions of allowing gays,
blacks and women to run for
the world's highest office
spices things up enough to
keep CNN, Fox, and the New
York Times in business. |
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His lovers name is
Bob, whom he calls "Ba-Ba". |
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February 03, 2007. Our Middle East pundit
at IP
24.175.181.49 advises:
I hope everyone has watched/watches the
FOX News documentary, “Radical Islam: Terror
in Its Own Words,” which premieres Saturday
Feb. 3 at 9 p.m. EST and at midnight on the
FOX News Channel |
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Radical Islam: Terror in Its Own Words |
| The warning is loud and clear: radical Islam
wants to kill you.
But don't take our word for it. In this FOX
News investigation, E.D. Hill exposes the
evil aims of radical Islam — in its own
words.
Muslim clerics vowing to slaughter Americans
and destroy the United States.
School children brainwashed to kill.
Mothers who rejoice at the news that their
sons and daughters have blown themselves up
in suicide attacks.
And an Islamic media that glorifies mass
murder and cheers on terrorists.
It's an hour every American must see.
It's a FOX News special that you can't
afford to miss — "Radical Islam: Terror in
Its Own Words," |
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February 3 at 9 p.m.
ET/Sunday, February 4 at 4 p.m ET
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Bush war of terror ages Al-Qaida
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Before Bush War of Terror (1999) |
After Bush War of Terror (2004) |
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| A youthful asshole Ayman al-Zawahri |
An aged, ratty looking asshole Ayman al-Zawahri |
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| Saddam's face appears in
moon |
BAGHDAD, Iraq - Saddam
Hussein had been dead nine days but his face
appeared in the full moon to millions of
Iraqis all across the country.
Astronomers are baffled by the image which
was documented by several telescopes located
in Muslim countries; however no astronomical
observatory in a Christian country has been
able to capture the picture.
In Iraq the dead dictator's face is so
clearly visible that crowds formed in major
cities. Cell phone cameras captured and
spread the phenomena quickly among the Arab
world.
"He's wearing his glasses! Look,
you can see him!" shouted many as others
uttered "Praise Allah!" |
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Mission
In Iraq Finally Accomplished! |
BAGHDAD, Iraq - Jubilant crowds
celebrated the hanging of the last
of the 3-Stooges, Moe (AKA Saddam
Hussein). Officials were frustrated
because the first of the two Stooges, Odai
and Qusai, better known as Larry &
Curley had been killed swiftly but
that Moe had required a long, boring
trial.
In Samarra, a mob broke the locks
off a bomb-damaged Shiite shrine and
marched through carrying a mock
coffin and photo of the shithead
dictator. Excited crowds laughed as
they urinated on the coffin.
Monday's celebration of Moe's
hanging came on a day that saw the
U.S. military kill six Iraqis during
a raid on the offices of a prominent
Sunni political figure, who was
suspected of giving al-Qaida in Iraq
fighters sanctuary. |
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Obama Yo Momma—Hillary
for President? |
WASHINGTON — Sen. Hillary Bitch-Clinton, Obama
yo momma.
or Obama, Hillary-Bitch. From the TV yak-yak shows to
the political slob blogs, all the fuzzy buzz is about
the horrific possibility that Demorats could put the
first bitch and the first Obama in the
friggen White
House. Not sure who has the bigger dick;
Hillary and Barack plan to share the role as
President equally.
The emergence of Sens. Hillary Rodham
Clinton of New York and Barack Obama yo
momma of
Illinois at the top of the field — and a
field of crap it is — shows that the next
United States President will be "the bitch and
yo momma" no matter what the public
wants, thinks or cares. Hollywood funding,
election rigging,
combined with cash from the mid east oil
countries assures their victory. |
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"Payback is a bitch" |
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Muhammad greets Hussein in
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| Saddam not greeted by Allah |
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BAGHDAD, Iraq December 30, 2006
Saddam Hussein had already
crapped in his pants before
the hangman's noose was
tightened around his neck.
His pants betrayed an empty
bladder before the trap door
was released. The execution
squad cheered enthusiastically as Hussein
swung on his rope. Demons briefly
materialized to take Saddam's soul to Hell
where the so called "prophet" Muhammad
greeted the psychopathic ex-dictator of
Iraq. |
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| Muslims killing Muslims like
cats & dogs! |
Bush-Cheney celebrate
victory over Islam
Over 600,000 Muslims are dead as a result of
the "9/11 payback war." High level advisors
to the Bush administration expressed
confidence that the Muslim civil war they
have ignited will sustain itself. Iraqis are
slaughtering each other at an average of
3,000+/month. Bush can expect this violence
to grow as it affects and infects every
Muslim in the region.
Cheney, along with Rumsfeld replacement
Gates, declared that Islamic
self-destruction was the best way to payback
the terrorists responsible for 9/11. Cheney
added that the success in destroying Iraq,
by provoking civil war, proved his premise
that Islam is to Muslims what beer is to
rednecks. |
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Lol.
This site if F^&#ing hilarious.
I always wanted to see Bin Laden and George Bush in the ring together.
I'm glad that someone can atour n all this religious nonsense.
This site rocks :) |
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SADDAM—DEATH
BY HANGING |
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BAGHDAD, Iraq - An Iraqi court sentenced shithead Saddam Hussein to hang by his neck
until he pees his pants, shits his pants,
and strangles to death for crimes against
humanity, after a successful quarter-century
career of violent suppression and sectarian
slaughter.
The former Iraqi asshole dictator and six
shithead subordinates were convicted and
sentenced for the killing of literally shit loads of
people.
Shiites, dogs, goats, turds and Kurds, who
had been tormented and killed in the tens of
thousands under Saddam's iron rule, erupted
in celebration — many laughing so hard they
peed themselves in public.
Saddam trembled and shouted "FUCK YOU! FUCK
ALLAH!" when the judge, Raouf Abdul-Rahman,
declared the former leader guilty of fucking
goats and sentenced Saddam to hang by a rope
around his chicken like neck. |
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BAGHDAD, Iraq. November 5, 2006
Children of all ages danced in the streets today
after Saddam Hussein was sentenced to be hanged to
death by his scrawny neck. "Praise to Allah!" could
be heard shouted all over Iraq. "Hang Saddam! Hang
Saddam! Allah Akbar!" was chanted in most villages.
Iraqi TV discussed the fact that Hussein shit his
pants in court during the reading of the verdict.
The judge demanded Saddam stand but the ex-dictator
has crapped in his pants and was trying to remain
seated to prevent others from seeing it. When forced
to stand his guards showed their disgust with the
odor and tried to move away from him. |
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Kerry the Kocksucker (more...) |
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November 04, 2006. Our Iraq embed at
IP 72.76.173.103
says:
Kerry the Kocksucker
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Kerry should stick to wind surfing, that mother fucking liberal lying bottom-feeding Massachusetts lawyer scumbag.
• People that vote for or like this douchebag maggot need to be lobotomized.
• This pseudo-intellect, two faced phony fraud would be nothing without Theresa's (his witch bitch) money.
Get him and "Teddy the Swimmer" tied naked back to back in a chair, and charge 10 cents to urinate, from a platform above, on this worthless pair of trash. 15 cents to defecate and or vomit.
Do this till they're neck high in the mess, flush, drain and hose down, and then start over again. |
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October 31, 2006. Our Muslim instructor at
IP 196.46.106.83 says:
Disgusting, stupid, foolish, loosers, spoilt, maner-less, no respect for elders, no respect for yourselves, no respect for other religions, dumb, deaf, blind, un-educated and evil minded.
• You all think this angers all the Muslims? You are fooling yourselves! Stop wasting your time and do something in life.
• Be careful of what you say, the Allah that you talk so much crap about is the One God who has created you and given you life and pleasure in to this world.
• The Prophet you swear about is non other than the Messenger of God who taught his people manners and how to treat their wives, slaves, friends, family and strangers with respect.
• Yes, nobody, even Muslims hate Osama Bin Laden, Saddam and Zarkawi, but it doesn't mean everyone should start swearing on Islam, God and the Prophet!? You are not doing any better, in fact, you are even worse than the terrorists who killed so many innocent people on the 9/11.
I hope you realize this and stop this nonsense at once. -
[bullshit name deleted] [bullshit title deleted] |
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| "Show me just
what Muhammad brought that was new, and
there you will find things only evil and
inhuman, such as his command to spread by
the sword the faith he preached." |
I was
reminded of all this recently, when I
read... of part of the dialogue carried
on -
perhaps in 1391 in the winter barracks near
Ankara - by the erudite
Byzantine Emperor
Manuel II Paleologus and an educated Persian
on the
subject of Christianity and Islam,
and the truth of both.
In the seventh conversation...the emperor
touches on the theme of the holy war.
Without descending to details, such as the
difference in treatment accorded to
those
who have the "Book" and the "infidels", he
addresses his interlocutor with a startling
brusqueness on the central question about
the relationship between religion and
violence in general, saying: "Show me just
what Muhammad brought that was new, and
there you will find things only evil and
inhuman, such as his command to spread by
the sword the faith he preached."
The emperor, after having expressed himself
so forcefully, goes on to explain in detail
the reasons why spreading the faith through
violence is something unreasonable. Violence
is incompatible with the nature of God and
the nature of
the soul. "God," he says, "is
not pleased by blood - and not acting
reasonably is contrary to God's nature.
Faith is born of the soul, not the body.
Whoever would lead someone to faith needs
the ability to speak well and to reason
properly, without violence and threats."
The decisive statement in this argument
against violent conversion is this: not to
act in accordance with reason is contrary to
God's nature. The editor, Theodore Khoury,
observes: For the emperor, as a Byzantine
shaped by Greek philosophy, this statement
is self-evident. But for Muslim teaching,
God is absolutely transcendent. His will is
not bound up with any of our categories,
even that of rationality. |
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God and thus the concrete practice of
religion is concerned, we are faced with an
unavoidable dilemma. Is the conviction that
acting unreasonably contradicts God's nature
merely a Greek idea, or is it always and
intrinsically true? |
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September 30, 2006. Our historical
correspondent at
IP 71.119.174.239 says—
Mohammed was just another fucking idiot
with a hot temper and a big sword
It is a fact, Mohammad was a pedophile having forced into marriage an 8 year old girl. Here's the fucking funny part, she was a Jew, a known enemy of the lobotomized rag-heads.
She, Iesha, had so much dislike for the Islamic pedophile with the bipolar personality, she prepared a great meal for him. She put poison in the food and that’s how the Islamic pedophile died. He was poisoned by the child wife he was fucking.
What a noble man!!!
Now, you’d have to have a Fucking lobotomy to think you can stand Mohammed the Islamic Pedophile next to the likes of “Jesus” and make some kind of comparison – unless – unless it was a contrasting
(i.e. hot —cold, light—dark, stop—go).
Mohammed was just another fucking idiot with a hot temper and a big sword.
That pretty much described Islam today.
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Donald Rumsfeld and this site owner have
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media.
Many people fail to grasp that the "war in
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Delivered-To: assholebinladen@you-got-mail.com
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Date: Fri, 25 Aug 2006
Subject: Your site
After going over your website for a couple of hours
I have come to the conclusion that you folks really
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upon
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