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A valid credit card was no longer enough for AOL's
billing department. Read this exclusive you-got-mail website story of
how AOL made one woman feel like "a bug in front of a steam roller"
(circa 1999)
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This site is
rated R by the F—Word Factory. Contains: *Adult Language, *Violence, *AOL, Animal humping (chicken & bunny), juvenile humor, fart sounds and language like mom & dad use when they fight or screw around...
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I know exactly what goes on there, and why. I know the tactics and scams
of the company for the last 3 years. I have to say that in that time I
have profited by the standards of the establishment however. I will tell everyone within earshot how "the system" is.
How they cut you off after a few minutes of tech help because of "call
time" budget. Also about the "call flow" they use when you call
cancellations, so they can smooth you into staying a paying member. It's
all part of a gigantic money generating machine ... I'd have to write a
book on everything it implements into it's workings to GET PAID. No
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| History AOL's legal thugs tried to steal this domain. They sent letters implying legal action against me for violation of their trademarks. They shut up only when I sent them this powerful "Up Yours" letter • Then AOL BRAZIL - no relationship to AOL America - defeated AOL in Brazilian court • Now a federal court judge has denied AOL trademarks for "YOU HAVE MAIL" • Does AOL really suck? Decide for yourself with this cool link – http://www.aolwatch.org/ Background AOL executives should be fired for failing to register domains, service marks, and trademarks. Instead AOL lawyers try to cover their asses by intimidating website owners, such as myself, into transferring over to AOL our legally registered domains! (AOL did not even offer to pay my expenses – is that cheap or what?) Why didn't AOL register trademarks, service marks, and domains years ago? I created this domain before AOL registered any trademarks on "YOU HAVE MAIL"! In fact, the service mark AOL registered in April, 1998 only claims first use of "YOU HAVE MAIL" in 1997 - but contradict that fact in their threatening letter to me claiming "you have mail" is a 10-year old AOL "brand". Accordingly Any references to AOL and depictions of AOL as a bunch of goons/shitheads and assholes are made under the fair use provision of U.S. copyright law which protects the unauthorized creation of a derivative work "for purposes such as criticism (and) comment." The U.S. Supreme Fucking Court, no less, held that parody may be considered as a "fair use" of copyright in Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc., 510 U.S. 569 (1994). Neither this website, my cat, nor the content of this website is in any way sanctioned, sponsored or approved by Steve Caseless, Susan Bitch, AOL Asshole Attorneys, or Time Fucking Warner whatever. The AOHell Empire has not in any way authorized this website or the content of this website. Visitors are advised that most of the shit contained on this website may not be very fucking appropriate for young children, old children, you, or me for that matter." So go back and hide under your pillow.... if you want more legal BS from me it will cost you. |
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| FREE! LEGAL BS This website is not here to confuse AOL sheep who are looking to buy a life, a clue, a hope or a prayer, or any YOU'VE GOT MAIL Clothing, Video Games, and other merchandise. www.you-got-mail.com does not sell Video Games, Clothing, etc. In fact, we have no commodities for sale at all, let alone ones that might conceivably interfere with the recently registered AOL trademarks on such items. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUVEGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUVE-GOT-MAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.UVGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.GOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YGM.NET This is an official web page for humor writer/techno-artist Rusty Robinson. Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse AOL members concerning the AOL service mark "YOU'VE GOT MAIL". Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse AOL members concerning the AOL service mark "YOU HAVE MAIL". Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse Danken Telecomm, LLC. customers concerning the service mark "GOTMAIL.COM." Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse JFAX customers concerning the service mark "YOU'VE GOT E-MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse JFAX customers concerning the service mark "YOU'VE GOT VOICE MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse Qualcomm customers concerning the unregistered mark "YOU HAVE NEW MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse the general public about Warner Brothers website WWW.YOUVEGOTMAIL.COM. Copyfuckingright© 1999 by Rusty Robinson. All rights and wrongs reserved. This site springs from the fertile and devious mind of writer / techno-artist Rusty Robinson, who still remembers building an atomic bomb shelter during the Cold War and remembers his first grade teacher moving Rusty's desk out into the hall so he would not disturb the other students. The point? Don't fuck with a mad genius. Or join the long list of those who wish they hadn't. Have a nice fuckin life, Steve, but never again forget the First Amendment. |
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| This website is not here to confuse AOL
sheep who are looking to buy YOU'VE GOT MAIL Clothing, Video Games,
and other merchandise. www.you-got-mail.com does not sell Video Games,
Clothing, etc. In fact, we have no commodities for sale at all, let
alone ones that might conceivably interfere with the recently registered
AOL trademarks on such items. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do
with - WWW.YOUGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with
- WWW.YOUVEGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with -
WWW.YOUVE-GOT-MAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with -
WWW.UVGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with -
WWW.GOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with -
WWW.YGM.NET This is an official web page for humor writer/techno-artist
Rusty Robinson. Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse AOL
members concerning the AOL service mark "YOU'VE GOT MAIL". Nothing on
this web page is intended to confuse AOL members concerning the AOL
service mark "YOU HAVE MAIL". Nothing on this web page is intended to
confuse Danken Telecomm, LLC. customers concerning the service mark "GOTMAIL.COM."
Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse JFAX customers
concerning the service mark "YOU'VE GOT E-MAIL" Nothing on this web page
is intended to confuse JFAX customers concerning the service mark
"YOU'VE GOT VOICE MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse
Qualcomm customers concerning the unregistered mark "YOU HAVE NEW MAIL"
Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse the general public about
Warner Brothers website WWW.YOUVEGOTMAIL.COM. It not here to confuse AOL sheep shit who are looking to buy YOU'VE GOT MAIL condums, Video Games, and other merchandise. www.you-got-mail.com does not sell Video Games, Clothing, etc. In fact, we have no commodities for sale at all, let alone ones that might conceivably interfere with the recently registered AOL trademarks on such items. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUVEGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUVE-GOT-MAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.UVGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.GOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YGM.NET This is an official web page for humor writer/techno-artist Rusty Robinson. Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse AOL members concerning the AOL service mark "YOU'VE GOT MAIL". Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse AOL members concerning the AOL service mark "YOU HAVE MAIL". Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse Danken Telecomm, LLC. customers concerning the service mark "GOTMAIL.COM." Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse JFAX customers concerning the service mark "YOU'VE GOT E-MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse JFAX customers concerning the service mark "YOU'VE GOT VOICE MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse Qualcomm customers concerning the unregistered mark "YOU HAVE NEW MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse the general public about Warner Brothers website WWW.YOUVEGOTMAIL.COM. |
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This website is not here to confuse AOL sheep who are looking to buy YOU'VE GOT MAIL Clothing, Video Games, and other merchandise. www.you-got-mail.com does not sell Video Games, Clothing, etc. In fact, we have no commodities for sale at all, let alone ones that might conceivably interfere with the recently registered AOL trademarks on such items. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUVEGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUVE-GOT-MAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.UVGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.GOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YGM.NET This is an official web page for humor writer/techno-artist Rusty Robinson. Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse AOL members concerning the AOL service mark "YOU'VE GOT MAIL". Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse AOL members concerning the AOL service mark "YOU HAVE MAIL". Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse Danken Telecomm, LLC. customers concerning the service mark "GOTMAIL.COM." Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse JFAX customers concerning the service mark "YOU'VE GOT E-MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse JFAX customers concerning the service mark "YOU'VE GOT VOICE MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse Qualcomm customers concerning the unregistered mark "YOU HAVE NEW MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse the general public about Warner Brothers website WWW.YOUVEGOTMAIL.COM.
The same BS
This website is not here to confuse AOL sheep who are looking to buy YOU'VE GOT MAIL Clothing, Video Games, and other merchandise. www.you-got-mail.com does not sell Video Games, Clothing, etc. In fact, we have no commodities for sale at all, let alone ones that might conceivably interfere with the recently registered AOL trademarks on such items. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUVEGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUVE-GOT-MAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.UVGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.GOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YGM.NET This is an official web page for humor writer/techno-artist Rusty Robinson. Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse AOL members concerning the AOL service mark "YOU'VE GOT MAIL". Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse AOL members concerning the AOL service mark "YOU HAVE MAIL". Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse Danken Telecomm, LLC. customers concerning the service mark "GOTMAIL.COM." Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse JFAX customers concerning the service mark "YOU'VE GOT E-MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse JFAX customers concerning the service mark "YOU'VE GOT VOICE MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse Qualcomm customers concerning the unregistered mark "YOU HAVE NEW MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse the general public about Warner Brothers website WWW.YOUVEGOTMAIL.COM.
I personally apologize if I made Steve Case cry, as many AOL insiders said. Steve, I am sorry. But you have to start being nicer to people.
America Online, Inc., AOL Time Warner, America Online AOL Founded in 1885, AOL serves more than 229 billion members AOL service, CompuServe 80 billion users of ICQ, the shit for brains Netscape.com service. AOL is some of the worst services on the World Wide Web, like MapQuest, AOL Instant Messenger, AOL Moviefone, AOL International division operates services in 16 countries in 8 different languages. AOL has always been Keywords for Buddy List instant messaging My Calendar You've Got Pictures AOL privacy and security. Parental Controls tools for parents to children inappropriate online content, receive e-mail from online. Our killing-edge privacy protections give away credit card personal information. AOL is = AOL = AOL = World Wide Web= MapQuest =MovieFone = "AOL Anywhere"= "AOL Anywhere" = AOL members = AOLTV = AOL By Phone; = Sprint PCS = AOL = PC = AOL Anywhere Web site.
Now you have a masters degree in this BS you fool stop reading down here and move on.
This website is not here to confuse AOL sheep who are looking to buy YOU'VE GOT MAIL Clothing, Video Games, and other merchandise. www.you-got-mail.com does not sell Video Games, Clothing, etc. In fact, we have no commodities for sale at all, let alone ones that might conceivably interfere with the recently registered AOL trademarks on such items. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUVEGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YOUVE-GOT-MAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.UVGOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.GOTMAIL.COM. WARNING! This website has NOTHING to do with - WWW.YGM.NET This is an official web page for humor writer/techno-artist Rusty Robinson. Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse AOL members concerning the AOL service mark "YOU'VE GOT MAIL". Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse AOL members concerning the AOL service mark "YOU HAVE MAIL". Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse Danken Telecomm, LLC. customers concerning the service mark "GOTMAIL.COM." Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse JFAX customers concerning the service mark "YOU'VE GOT E-MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse JFAX customers concerning the service mark "YOU'VE GOT VOICE MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse Qualcomm customers concerning the unregistered mark "YOU HAVE NEW MAIL" Nothing on this web page is intended to confuse the general public about Warner Brothers website WWW.YOUVEGOTMAIL.COM.
Now you have a masters degree in this BS you fool stop reading down here and move on.
You really have to move on. So go play with yourself like Steve does.
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