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ebay auction draws no bids Bigley loses head
Time ran out today for hostage Ed Bigley. The ebay auction to free him drew no bids; this was seen as a sharp contrast to the two Italian bitches who fetched the full 1,000,000 EU fee. Experts cite the high opening bid and the "babe factor" in which two young hotties made the grade while Bigley lacked sufficient sex appeal.

Pundits wondered if the victim's head might be auctioned as an historical collectible.
 
Babe ransom sparks ebay hostage auction
Sexist Muslims don't behead the ladies!
World feminist organization protest United Nations over unequal treatment of female hostages; demand beheading
like men...
Joyful Iraqi people celebrate beheading with big bomb
Jack Hensley is the latest hostage to give his head to the God Allah. According to Muslims Allah wants head cuts off as described in the Koran (the how-to manual for Muslims).

The Koran states that Muhammad (founder of the Allah is God fan club) oversaw the beheading of several hundred men while yelling "Allahu akbar" —meaning "God is great"—or some such shit.
Dumb-as-shit Arab homo beheads yet another white person! Offers head to Allah
Middle East - YGM
By Mohammed Al-Muteda, You-Got-Mail staff correspondent
Baghdad, Iraq. In a city now called the shit hole of the planet one more head hit the floor today. Frustrated by Muslim impotence to drive out the White Crusaders an ugly homosexual named Abu Mussab al-Zarqawi tried to compensate by cutting off an engineers head. Abu held up his victims head as an offering to his God. "Look Allah!" he screamed. "Look at this nice bloody head I have cut off for your glory!"

U.S. Forces offered a $50 reward for his capture alive or $100,000 reward for his penis only.
Middle East - YGM
By Muffah Al-Mushef, You-Got-Mail staff correspondent
37 minutes ago
Rat Beheading Confirmed!
Inside the holy city of Najaf a bizzare secret has emerged—rat beheading! Confirmed by several independent news sources and now photographic proof has stunned veteran media professionals.

Unable to kidnap westerners Iraqi insurgents are now beheading rats. Ransom notes first began appearing last week in pet stores all over the east coast of the United States. Officials fear that members of Mutada al-Sadr's insurgency will soon turn to bird, lizard and turtle beheading.

Pet stores are increasing security in many areas. Pet owners are being warned to keep their little furry friends in locked cages.

 


TOP 10 IN IRAQ!
1) Car bombing
2) Beheading foreigners
3) Sex with camels
4) Public stoning of women
5) Sex with boys
6) BBQ dog meat
7) Shooting AK47 into the air
8) Quoting from the Koran
9) Sex with goats
10) Cursing America
Iraqi ragheads set to behead a Marine; ...many predict honey-yogurt sauce for baked head & goat turd-chilie dip for the fried tongue and ear dishes...

MEET THE BEHEADERS & CHEFS!
Chef Moe, Chef Larry and Chef Curly
Raghead chefs Moe, Larry & Curly prepare to behead a Pakistani hostage, not wearing a raghead, in this image from video broadcast by the Al-Arabiya shitvision food network Sunday June 27 2004.  The kidnappers say they will cut off his nose, ears, fingers and penis in three days if some prisoners are not released from Iraqi jails. The body parts will then be fried and eaten by the ragheads with a spicy dip made from goat turds and chilies. If their other demands (such as a truck load of toilet paper and camel condoms) are not met they threatened to cut off his head and bake it with a date-nut and honey sauce. For complete recipes see: www.raghead-beheaders.com
4.170.99.147 I do not understand why the site owner felt the need to make fun of the beheaded korean, and his family on the main page. That is distatstefull, and very disrespectfull. I thought this guy was better than that. Thank you
Brave Iraqi ragheads claim victory head from Korean warrior
Iraqi ragheads fought the 33-year-old Kim Sun-il for days without victory. The South Korean warrior killed hundreds of ragheads with his potent "chicken style" Kung-fu until he stopped to lay an egg: Iraqis quickly took advantage of the egg laying and chopped off his head. Raghead chefs prepared Kim Sun-il as a favorite Muslim food treat known as Fallujah chicken fried steak. Kim Sun-il's family went boo-hoo for the media while the ragheads held a victory feast.
A Muslim scholar at 207.44.132.115 writes: The Koran, Chapter 9, page 12, verse 24 says the following. "And Mohammad again walked the desert to meditate and this time found Allah standing beside a palm tree. And Mohammad asked Allah as this had been troubling him, "Allah, why are our brother and sister Islam believers generally the poorest and stupidest people on the planet. We invent nothing and do little good for the world overall? We develop no technology, we give no foreign aid, we cure no diseases, we have no shopping malls and no Las Vegas, what is up with this?" And Allah said in return, "Young Mohammad, are you turning into an infidel now?, you know how I hate infidels" And Mohammad then thought a second, and even though his question had not been answered he decided he better shut up and he said "No Allah, I am a believer". And Allah then said, "Good, now go back and preach Islam to the ignorant brain dead people of the world for they are my true people, and Fuck your sister again for good measure." And Mohammad did as he was told. So it is written, so it is done.
Staff Sgt. Ivan L. "Chip" Frederick is the soldier in the photo of a naked man covered with shit...
Some prisoners ...were ridden like animals, fondled by female soldiers, forced to curse their religion and required to retrieve their food from toilets...a U.S. soldier apparently preparing to strike a shackled detainee, a hooded inmate collapsed with his wrists handcuffed to the railing and a baton-wielding soldier appearing to order a naked detainee covered in shit to walk a straight line, though his ankles are shackled.

Staff Sgt. Ivan L. "Chip" Frederick is the soldier in the photo of a naked man covered with shit standing with his arms outstretched and his ankles shackled, Frederick's uncle, William W. Lawson, said. Frederick is also shown in a video clip on the Post Web site, watching while another soldier apparently hits a detainee in the face and then forces a second detainee to take a position on all fours....a cornered inmate is cowering as a soldier tries to restrain a large black dog with both hands. In another, a soldier appears to be kneeling on naked detainees...detainees said they were beaten and humiliated by American soldiers ...they were forced to denounce Islam or force-fed pork or liquor, required to masturbate in front of female soldiers, threatened with rape, and made to walk on all their hands and knees and bark like dogs.

Al Qaeda turds.
Your time is coming.
65.149.180.29: ...Maybe we should start slicing the heads off of Al Qaeda members in front of their families. I fucking would...you stupid, retarded, faggot, fairy, ugly, smelly, worthless Al Qaeda turds. Your time is coming.

62.114.66.48; what ashit site is it freedom asshold usa fuck u all amercian fuck israel and fuck littel dog push u are all simpley mother fuckers and america the no rules country i swear the site owner fuck his mother may every day fuck you all motherfucker i hate america and israel jews control you as alittel toy go to hell all


Lynndie R. England, moron, asshole & sadist was voted by high school class most likely to become an even bigger asshole and go to prison.
They were correct.


Our Muslim pen pal at 64.246.26.86 says
—"Few muslims are looking ahead 20 years to the backlash that is going to take place...The next assoma bin laden will not be muslim, he will be from the west and he will be an anti muslim satan. He will be part of the widespread movement to conduct anti-terrorist terrorism against these shit brains for years and years to come. Why does the local raghead down at the 7-11 never look me in the eye anymore? He senses the hate, that's why. He senses that I would just as soon put a bullet in his head then to look at him. Unfortunately for these feelings I live in a law abiding country where the raghead can own a 7-11 if he wants to. Yuck it up raghead jihadists. This is not over until the fat lady sings and she hasn't even been born yet."

Our Muslim pen pal at 216.127.78.98 says—"...get some of these Arab dog fuck face "prisoners", shoot them with automatic weapons, hack their bodies with knives, drag them through the streets, pour gasoline on them and burn the bodies, hack them some more, drag them through the streets a little more, then finally hang them from a bridge and chat "death too all Arab dog faces" while running around like idiots. While we are at it perhaps we can start using ambulances to move our snipers and troops around, we can start using white flags to get the enemy to come out from under cover before killing him, we can stock pile weapons and explosives in schools and a hundred other acts of total dishonor that only scum would conduct as valid military tactics..."


al-Zawahiri top dog now, not Bin Larden
Ayman al-Zawahiri is now top dog of al-Qaeda, not Bin Larden. The former Egyptian proctologist-turned-practitioner of Islamic holy war has emerged as the hands-on operational leader of the al-Qaeda network, reducing Osama bin Larden to a figurehead. "Zawahiri is certainly in the field and operating, has lines of communication to his subordinates and is planning attacks as we speak."

He described bin Larden as a "sissy figurehead, a has been" who is increasingly out of touch with his followers--if he has any followers left. "He's very defensive. He knows we're after him. And he spends most of his time hiding from us, or fornicating with camels, or hiding from the fathers of the young boys he had sex with--many of whom are trying to kill him to restore family honor."
Death count Iraq—10 Muslims=1 Marine
The Associated Press found that around 1,361 Iraqis were killed from April 1 to April 30 — 10 times the figure of at least 136 U.S. troops who died during the same period. The majority of Iraqi deaths took place in the Marine siege of Fallujah, but the head of Fallujah's hospital, Rafie al-Issawi, said his records show 731 killed and around 2,800 wounded.

Residents blame many of the deaths on Marine snipers or bombings by warplanes, including fearsome AC-130 gunships and F-18s dropping 500-pound bombs. Two football fields were turned into cemeteries, with hundreds of freshly dug graves, marked with wooden planks scrawled with names.
Muslims are our friends!
Check out the babes! Let's be pen pals!
Our Muslim penpal at 194.66.175.70 says—"You are the dirt of the world and u will die beneath the feet of these Muslims who you picturise in this site....u kaafirs, dat's you christians, jews, hindus, and the rest of u fakers. interesting wot u do with your time. see all you're doing here is bringing your death closer. and let me assure u that u will die a hard death, for i curse you kaafirs. May Allah send his wrath on ur soul. for u will yes u will burn in the deepest of hell and die the death that not the dirtiest of animal deserves. carry on for every muslim that reads this will bear arms. We are going to rule the world one day and that is written, just as was written the twin towers, do u feel the fear it is nothing yet. for every letter u write denounces the true religion may Allah torture a million of your souls and this is the curse of a Muslim. May your days become longer and full of pain and may you have sleepless nights for we will rule the world Inshallah and deep inside you know this. You fight for money, hate, oil and all worldly gains, for we fight for God, and death is not humiliation it is pride for us. Nite nite"

Our Muslim penpal at 82.209.132.17 says—"i hope that usama bin laden would kill every one who lives in usa......i hope that i would see your tropps been killed by every one.mother fucker. your mother fucker israel sugger....islamic power in usa.your mother fucker..fuck u and bush as hole.fucking american terrorists..fucking mother fucker jesus"
Our Muslim penpal at 65.149.180.70—"I took a shit this morning and I swear I saw Allah's face in the toilet...then I flushed... I meant I sent the fag Allah god back to his rat-infested, pig testicle stinking sewer he now calls home. Goats suck. Pigs suck. Allah sucks. Muslims suck. Kill them all."

Our Muslim penpal at 82.36.36.155 says—"who ever fukin made this site you son of a bitch i raped your mom and family, whil your mom was giving my dog a blow job and then i raped you sisters. you bastard fucking dirt chritiqan and dirty fucking jew our time will cvome when we shoot and rape you bastards. bim ladin rules and saddam rulez , sheikh yasin rules hamas rules come fight with us man to man and we as muslims will show you what we really are you motherfuking tony blair ang bush cock sucking bastards."
Iraqis fuck Iraqis! Allah's car bomb kills 68 Muslims, including 16 evil schoolchildren, injuring 238 unfaithful citizens of Basra!
Allah's five brave suicide attackers detonated car bombs killing 68 useless people, including 16 annoying children burned to death in their school buses. Iraqi officials thanked Allah and praised al-Qaida for the bloodiest attack in Basra, a mainly Shit city.

Israel scores Hammas bullseye!
Allah fucks terror leader Rantisi with hellfire missile!
GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip - Israel blew away the chief Jew killer, Hamas leader Abdel Aziz Rantisi, with a hellfire missile for a whooping 100 point score. Two bodyguards were also killed for an additional 12 points. Israel confirmed that the missile strike was payback for the deaths of scores of Israelis in numerous terror attacks.

Israel still trails Palestine in assasination points. Score is now 456 (Israel) to 90,675 (Palestine).

Rantisi returned to Satan

Yasser Pigfat at the funeral of Rantisi.  "We will send more suicide bombers to blow up the Jews. We just can't kill enough Jews fast enough--we need atomic bombs."


 

205.188.116.203 April 16, 2004

Before September 11, I didn't care about Islam--now I like watching Muslims die. There are no innocents in the middle east (except maybe the Israelis who have earned the right to be there through progress). ...other than oil (which is collected using western technologies) the middle east produces NOTHING. They cure no diseases, offer no inventions and have not improved anyone's life in any way. Muslims are simply lazy, jealous bastards who decide that it is better to kill than to contribute. God Bless America and God save the Queen.


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