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Good job on the sites fun and frightening! Muslems are jack asses
for not squelching the breed of Muslims the self detnate!

 
Quran quotes slamming Jesus
Date: Tue, 10 Oct 2006 / From: Paul (name( <(name)@(url).com> To: assholebinladen@you-got-mail.com / Subject: Quran quotes slamming Jesus

We continually hear that Muslims believe in Jesus, that they accept Jesus, and that Jesus is part of their Qu'ran. This conveys the message that they believe in Jesus just as Christians believe, and that we are all just one big happy family. This is not correct.

To know what Muslims really believe, you have to read their Qu'ran. It steadfastly denies what is the fundamental precept of Christianity. It states no less than 20 times that Jesus was only a messenger. It states that He was not the Messiah, or God embodied.

It states that Christians are blasphemers, apostates, and losers and that Jesus lied when he claimed to be the Son of God:...

[pages of boring rhetoric deleted for brevity and the preservation of sanity. Anything this long winded has to be bullshit]

... and if Allah had pleased He would certainly have exacted what is due from them, but that He may try some of you by means of others; and (as for) those who are slain in the way of Allah, He will by no means allow their deeds to perish. To know the Qu'ran is to know Islam. Believe what you read, not what you hear.
Web Site Rocks
Date: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 20:29:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: Natalie Fraser <natmfraser1@yahoo.com>
Subject: Web Site Rocks
To: assholebinladen@you-got-mail.com

Amusing an true. Just because you tell it like it really is and your not a bleading heart lib with a freaking adjenda people can't take it. Hey world wake the fuck up this is what is going on. If people stuck their heads in the sand while Hitler was around we would all be speaking German.

Keep up the good work!
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Date: Fri, 25 Aug 2006
Subject: Your site

After going over your website for a couple of hours I have come to the conclusion that you folks really kick ass. Best fucking site I have come across in ages. Keep up the good fight.
FUCK YOU WHO EVER MADE THIS SITE...
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Date: Sat, 25 Feb 2006 17:56:23 EST
Subject: Hey man take some time to read this
To: assholebinladen@you-got-mail.com
CC: Zohaibali90@aol.com

Yo, Who ever is the owner of this site should know some thing that all this hatred thats' going about muslims and bomb blowing and shit is totaly ridiculious i am a muslim my self and i've studied about islam and there is no where in the teachings of islam that it says that you should go fuck some people and blow you selves with bombs just because you got mad... Jihad is a term used to fight in a way of allah and only a Imam or islamic leader can order Jihad other wise all this bombs blowing going on is worthless... i thik that the people who are blowing them selves are not even getting allah's attention because they're blowing them selves for no fucking reason... i hate bull shitter muslims like those... they probably go to hell for wasting thier lives... they go for jihads they kill them selves for islam... i dont think most of the muslims even know what is islam and what is islam's message. it is peace not blowing your asses for no reason or if you're mad.... Allah is great and Allah is the same God for Jewish people and Christians and Muslims... i dont understand that why do the owners of this website curse allah even know they should know that its the same God in which they belive in (only if thier christians and jews) so take time to think... showing how much balllz one nation has does not prove any thing what proves is that what do you do in a situation where you would have to blow your selves with bombs, thats just playing silly and perhaps i think the muslims who blow bombs are probably brain washed by some gay fags and totaly stupid muslims.... Remeber guys there are Good people and bad people same gose for religious fucks.... there are both good guys and bad in religions... the people who are blowing thier asses for no apparent reason are totaly retarts... if they have the ballz those crappy Jihady muslims should come to USA and fight with the US army and not kill innocent people.... so FUCK YOU WHO EVER MADE THIS SITE... AND FUCK THE MUSLIMS WHO BOMB AND MAKE THIER RELIGION LOOK BAD INFRONT OF OTHER NATIONS AND RELIGIONS.... I hope that God (allah) leads me towards good path. I am sorry for writing this bull shit but i had to please post is so the retart muslims can see this instead of blowing thier ballz to pieces and then be totaly gay... i hope you get the message that the People We're fighting also belive in same god... Jews... Christian... and muslims...etc.... but if you still didn't get the fact then you're totaly a retart and you're life isn't worth a penny so you should inlist in the army and go fuck jihadiz, and for stupid jihad's they should just pull the trigger in thier mouths and go fuck them selves and For crying out loud you fucks just live in peace for once live in peace you cockheads both of fucking Nations.... come on man fucking for one last time live in peace you dumb cocks.... and i think ALLAH (GOD) dosen't even give a fuck for what ever you're doing... When you die... You'll just go to hell any ways... ahahahah k fuck your selves hala back

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Another brave American stands up, then lays down in fear...
1) July 25: Gee, this is anonymous so I can send email and insult Muslims! Cool!

From: Pricky Droole <Pricky_Droole@sbcglobal.net>
Subject: Islam - [I'm too chicken to say this unless you hide my email address]
[I'm too chicken to say this unless you hide my email address]

[I'm too chicken to say this unless you hide my email address]
OK! We'll post your email on the Email page and feature your brave, insightful insults on the front page.
2) July 26: Hey! You published my email address!!!
You have published my email address on your site.
Please remove it. I'd appreciate it.
No shit! Just like everyone else. We always publish the full headers of all emails, just as we record and publish your IP address in the Armageddon Blog.
3) July 27: Verne, It my mistake to have sent it from that address.
I would appreciate it if you would mask out the name. It
could save me some heartburn. Thanks, Prickly Droole
What are you afraid of? Really.

You have seen the Declaration of Independence? You are aware that every man who signed that had instantly committed treason against England?

And you want your name removed from that puny email? So...that...what?...the boogey man won't find you?

"...your god gives you pussy for killing people..."
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Subject: you want our attention now you got it!!
Date: Fri, 8 Jul 2005
OK Sand Niggers!!! Now comes the free world!!! Your putrid acts of violence against innocent people will end!!! We will destroy YOUR WAY OF LIFE!!!! You say you love death more than life and that makes you strong? Bullshit! That makes you a DUMB ASS!!! You think you will get 40 virgins when go to see ALLAH? If your god gives you pussy for killing people that is one fucked up religion and WE want no part of that!!! Let it be known assholes! We will wipe your people off the face of the earth if you continue to be the shit heads that you have demonstrated to be!! Also, go fuck your self and die!!

"...waiting with my friend STRUM RUGER ..."
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Hay numb nuts, Lewend Al Barazi, while your over here don't forget to try to kill me too. I'll be waiting with my friend STRUM RUGER or as I call him "Mr. 357 MAGNUM" I'll be waiting BITCH so hurry up.
"My name is FuckLaden ..."
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From: "Sabir Ayaz" <IFOFldOpsAsst2@afghanistanocrv.org>
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Subject: Fuck off
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004

This is the 100099090997TH fucker of bin laden!

My name is FuckLaden This is to inform all the respective osama lovers of the site, that when bin laden was a kid he went to kandahar province of Afghanistan where men fuck men, so he got fucked by a donkey rider who had promised him food and place, but did not fulfill…… then the trajedy of bin laden begins, And finally this terrible experience makes him decide to avenge his ass!!! So he decided to live in Afghanistan. And so on he continues his life there until he is 68 years then he finds someone a mullah of Taliban called mullahPissAt , so he tells the trajedy of his life to the new friend.

After listening about the donkey rider who rode bin laden as well, hahah. Then mPissAt recommends him of joining Taliban and starting jihad against those like the donkey riders. Because mullahPissAt told him that if he joins Jihad all his sins would be forgiven by the almighty god. And that was the reason bin laden has become an internation asswhole!!!
 
Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2003
From: Keith Saddam <ksaddam@erols.com>
Subject: Note about your Jihad Guestbook
To: administrator@you-got-mail.com

Hello Administrator,

My name is Keith and I had written a number of recent posts in your Jihad guestbook. I just wanted to say thanks for the great site. I vented perhaps a little to much and got a little out of bounds but found it very therapeutic to finally put some of these thoughts into words. I'll shut up for awhile but will continue checking in on the posts. Thanks again for the great site,

Keith

Bin Laden's son and Atta's ghost write...
April, 2002
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From: Ossama Habibi <talibangood@yahoo.de>
Subject: Suck my Dick Motherfucker

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From: "Lewend Al Barazi" <l.albarazi@adisoft.de>
To: <assholebinladen@you-got-mail.com>
Subject: Suck my Dick Motherfucker


Hello I am the son of Bin Laden :-)
No No thats is a joke, i am Mohammad Atta.


I fucked the Nation America, thats good, were are your Towers???:-)))))))
America proud of were are the goodest in the world, right??? But at the 11.
September you are Lousers:-)))))
Good good Ossama. We will fucked you American all.
See you.

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Hey dude! You are Bin Laden's son? Your Dad has a huge penis!
I mean, he had a huge penis. Did he let you play with it when you were a baby?
Oh, you are not his son? Oh! You are Atta? Shit man - good thing you killed yourself. I saw your picture and you were very ugly! Thank you for killing yourself. They say you are in Hell now.
How is Hell? Hot, huh?
Glad you enjoyed the website.
Hey, how do you get the Internet in Hell? Do you have AOHELL?
Hey! Send a photograph and we'll put you in the letters section of the website. Would you like that? Then all your pals in Hell can see you on the Internet.
 


April, 2002
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From: "Lewend Al Barazi" <l.albarazi@adisoft.de> Ossama Habibi <talibangood@yahoo.de>

Subject: Suck my Dick Motherfucker
<l.albarazi@adisoft.de>
I am comming too you.

Your Adress:
Rusty Robinson
203 1/2 Granada Drive
Mountain View, CA 94043
United States
See you in hell.
Ossama bin Fadi.

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I am comming too you.

From: "Lewend Al Barazi" <l.albarazi@adisoft.de> Ossama Habibi <talibangood@yahoo.de>

Subject: Suck my Dick Motherfucker

<l.albarazi@adisoft.de>

I am comming too you.

Your Adress:
Rusty Robinson
203 1/2 Granada Drive
Mountain View, CA 94043
United States

See you in hell. Ossama bin Fadi.

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Dude! Thank you for sending us our first death threat. Just catch an airplane (if they will let you fly) from Germany to San Jose, California. Tell a cab driver you want to kill some asshole in Mountain View and he'll drive you here. That is best as you don't want to wander around the streets in your turban asking for direction with your Arab accent.

This facility is pretty secure so you may want to use explosives. Have fun! When you get to hell you can still get this website on AOHELL Internet. The first 10,000 hours of AOHELL are free.
Have a nice jihad!

Rusty

 

Most hypocritically stupid comment of 2001
Rusty! Did you see this? That vicious bitch Ashrawi actually said this! She said, on CNN TV, that Sharon "Lacks the milk of human kindness." What an idiot! She must be the sour milk of human hatred herself. Is this the pot calling the kettle black?

Boy, I bet Sharon had his feelings hurt having that said about him by the queen of suicide bombers herself! Hahaha!

The daily bombing reports from the Dark Ages (AKA Afghanistan) keeps my spirits up. Every B-52 load of high explosives they lay down on Tora Bora brings a grin as I think of Bin Laden having to deal with the fact that his Al Qaeda leaders are dead or dying. His sons are dead. His great mountain fortress will simply bury him in thousands of tons of rock. Islamic madmen had their day and now the sun is setting. So much for that Jihad.

Afghanistan, I think, should be posted as an anthropological preserve. The citizens protected like the silver back gorillas are in Africa. Keep poachers out, don't give them any more RPGs or AK47s. They are a culture still in the dark ages, a medieval hold out in the 21st century. Make sure the game keepers properly nourish them and leave plenty of boxes of condoms laying about as a hint.

The "Middle East" should be renamed the "Middle Ages" and posted as the planetary hate zone. Palestine could be called "SuicideStine". If their citizens want to blow themselves up we could expedite that process by supplying free surplus military C4 with detonators and paying the families of suicide bombers a flat rate fee for every male who detonates himself. 

The USA could have a policy against peace in the "Middle Ages" and instead encourage the residents to kill each other. The IRS could allow US citizens to deduct any money donated to SuicideStine families whose male member detonates themselves in a given tax year. Network TV could receive tax credits to air the suicide bomber of the day, week, month, etc. Mass suicide bombings could be encouraged, including free falling groups who would jump out of planes without parachutes over the "Middle Ages" and the one who detonated last before hitting the earth would win a bonus of $5000 for his family.

This could be big. In fact, Guinness might get in on this and award winners for categories such as "pogo stick" self detonation, largest number of men self detonating at one time, most SuicideStines to fit into a bus and self detonate, etc. TV network coverage may lead to a Suicide Olympics, or a new twist on that show "Survivor".

Is it just me, or is the world becoming more sane lately? Are we approaching the truth about our species and our situation on this planet in a far more realistically open minded way than say, during the Clinton years?

I was sick of Monika Lewinsky, ballot chad, Gary Condon and all that nonsense. Give me a good Jihad any day! In fact I no longer say "have a nice day" to anyone. Now I say "Have a nice Jihad!" and really mean it.

Yes, keep up the good work You-Got-Mail!


From: (secret)@aol.com
Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2001
Subject: BIN AND LADEN AND ALL THOSE DIRTY MUSLIMS...
To: assholebinladen@you-got-mail.com

ITS TIME TO LOCK UP THE MOSQUES AND KICK THOSE DIRTY MUSLIMS OUT OF OUR GREAT COUNTRY!
ANYONE WHO WEARS A DIAPER ON THEIR HEAD AND NOT THEIR ASS SHOULD BE SHOT ON THE SPOT!!!!

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RE: ANYONE WHO WEARS A DIAPER ON THEIR HEAD AND NOT THEIR ASS SHOULD BE SHOT ON THE SPOT!!!!

Response: But what if someone had a head wound and the hospital wrapped bandages around his head? You would not want to shoot that person would you? My brother had a brain tumor and had to wear a diaper on his head after the operation. So I think your idea has to have some provisions for this.

And what about babies in diapers who train for the circus by walking on their hands? Someone with a gun and bad eyesight might shoot them by mistake.

Thank you for writing to us. Have a nice Jihad.

PS Your remarks "ITS TIME TO LOCK UP THE MOSQUES AND KICK THOSE DIRTY MUSLIMS OUT " made it to Business Week Magazine article that called this a hate site. See what you did? I told the bitch who wrote that it was humor but she hung up on me when I asked for a photo of her butt.

Rusty


 From: Mullah Abdul Salam Zaeef, Ex-Grand Ambassador to Packistan
To: asshole@you-got-mail.com
Subject: White Satan Lies!

To the vile infidel cowards of the White Satan who maintains this evil website:

Allah will slit open your belly and let dogs pull your intestines out, chewing them as you scream in eternal agony! You have brought this upon your self for creating this website of evil lies about Allah, Taliban, and myself - his humble servant Mullah Abdul Salam Zaeef! 

You said I farted twice on Larry King Live. This is a lie! You make up story that I poke out eye of my translator and abusive to him. Filthy anus of white Satan! Allah will punish you!

Mullah Abdul Salam Zaeef 

PS please be kind and note my resume is at Monster.com. Thank you.


We found the image (below) you sent us so ignorant and offensive that our reply image (right) is all we have to say about that....

...except to add that there are plenty of people in the USA just as retarded as the Taliban.


NOTE: These next 2 emails (non-English ranting deleted or edited...) arrived from an enthusiastic Pakistani web visitor. Apparently this person wishes to "FUCK UR SISTAR", although I have no sister. He (or she or whatever for all we know) also wishes to "FUCK UR MATHAR", but alas - my Mom died 20 years ago. Do they screw ashes in Pakistan? 
V.R.
X-Originating-IP: [202.87.125.2]
From: "MOE " <MAX_FART@hotmail.com>
Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2001
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4133.2400
I FUCK UR SISTAR 
I FUCK UR MATHAR 
I FUCK UR SISTAR 
THIS IS ....I AM MOE...I AM MOST WANTED ASSHOLE BIN LADIN TUM....
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OR MERA E MAIL ADDRESS YE HAY 
AND MY E MAIL ADDRESS 
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 ET MAXYGAY69@HOTMAIL.COM  
FALAH HAHA

From: "MOE" MAXGAY69@HOTMAIL.COM 
To:<ASSHOLEbinladen@you-got-mail.com> 
Subject: PLease EAT ME I AM MOE HUESSAINY
Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2001 
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From: Mullah Abdul Salam Zaeef, Grand Ambassador to Packistan
To: asshole@you-got-mail.com
Subject: Your references to 
goat and camel bunging

To the vile infidel cowards of Satan's American Army who maintain this evil website:

You should not make these jokes about Ossama Bin Laden and the Taliban having sex with goats and camels. These men are forced to live under great hardships, all alone, without the company of women and thus have no other outlet for their impure urges. It is against Muslim law for men to fuck each other in the ass. The rectum of our goats and camels are much stronger to stand up to the large penis size of our virile Afghanistan freedom fighters in the struggle against the Crusaders for Jews and Christians. The anus of the sweet smelling desert camel or the gentle and tender Afghan goat is a better repository for Satanic lust. Furthermore, your "Camel Scented" KY jelly joke shows your American ignorance. Taliban forbid these Western evil substances. We use lubrication same as for the automobile wheels. Russian soldiers taught us that. 

Mullah Abdul Salam Zaeef


From: abdula@kabul.net
To: asshole@you-got-mail.com
Subject: Great website! 
We laugh a lot
Jihad You-Got-Mail!

All the Taliban guys in Al-Qa'ida and the Islamic Army for the Liberation of Holy Camel Places love your website. They enjoy jokes about Bin Laden's penis enlarger! Ossama got so pissed at the picture of him sucking cock that he took his AK47 and shot Abdul's IBM laptop! Bin Laden put a death sentence on your head but all the boys laugh so hard they don't take him seriously anymore. Thank you for making humor while the infidel cowards of Satan's army drop those "bunker buster" bombs on us. Have a nice Jihad.

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