Buried under a thousand tons of rock in Tora Bora
(Al Jazeera photo. Nov. 9, 2001)
Asshole Bin Laden and his pal look grim. They wondered silently how much longer they had to live. Would they be blown into countless pieces of bloody flesh by the relentless American bombs, or their eardrums ripped open and eyeballs imploded from the shock wave of high explosives inside their tunnels, or crushed under collapsing rocks in a cave they might hide in, or shot like dogs by helicopter gun ships, or captured by the Americans who would laugh at them while urinating on their bodies, kicking them in the groin area shouting "So! You wanted a Jihad you assholes?", or maybe the guy next to them with the rag on his face would turn them in for that $25,000,000 reward the USA offered, or maybe....?