Satan's son poked through the bombed-out mess that his father, Asshole Bin Laden, had brought down upon Afghanistan by pissing off most of the world. 

Just a few months ago young "Laden Bin" had his heart set on a birthday present of a high-voltage cattle prod and a case of AK47 ammo ... but now that was out of the question. Dad was going through tough times in Hades and rubble was all they had. 

He knew that soon his father were going to be killed by American bombs...and that he'd die himself, too, in some collapsed tunnel...he wondered if this was Allah's Will?