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The Dumbshit Bin Laden video. Rated 4 camel turds.

You-Got-Mail International correspondent Glen Newtool is in Afghanistan and emailed his latest interview with Bid Laden Asshole. Glen could only say that the area where Bin Laden lives is ripe with camel shit and that the Al-Queda boys are so bored waiting for the US Army to show up that they spend most of their time screwing the young camels and donkeys.

*Steve Jobs inflicted the Apple line of computers upon the world. This effectively led millions of people astray into a technological dead end reminiscent of the "Pied Piper". This writer used Apple machines for over 14 years suffering as the OS was "upgraded" from 5 to 6 to 7.0, 7.1, 7.3, 7.5, 7.6, 8.0, 8.1, 8.5, 8.6, 9.0, 9.1, etc. This absurd "It will get better!" syndrome suckered millions of users and sucked $Billions from their pockets! Finally the Pied Piper punted and delivered (this has to be the biggest hoax in computer history) a UNIX based OS! UNIX had been around for over 20 years! Now all the Apple die-hards (fools) had to do was buy a new computer, new OS, and all new software applications! And that gives them the privilege to run a non-industry standard, incompatible with Windows, system on machines that cost 3 times what a regular PC costs! So I believe Steve Jobs should do prison time. I sold my $50,000 "investment" in Apple machines and software for pennies. It is essentially worthless. Thanks Steve. By the way, that movie Pirates of Silicon Valley sure did show your dark side, didn't it? Ouch!