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Hezbollah for dummies


New Hezbollah rocket record! Summer, 2006
• Hezbollah fires 1,350 1,579 2,231 2,789 3,107 rockets at Israel!
• The Koran says: Jews are enemies of Allah, the Prophet and the angels
• Hezbollah gets Lebanon bombed back to stone age—Allah is Great!

The Koran is like the
Bible -- but for people
called Muslims.
It was made up by
a guy who robbed
caravans, screwed little
boys in their butts
and married a
9-year old girl!

I'm NOT making
this shit up!
Israeli understatement
"Hezbollah serves Iran and Syria. Hezbollah has brought destruction, displacement and death to Lebanon."
August 14, 2006
The Israeli military dropped leaflets on central Beirut early Monday, warning it would retaliate for any attack launched against it from Lebanon. Addressed to Lebanese citizens, one leaflet said "Hezbollah serves the interests of its Iranian and Syrian patrons and has brought destruction, displacement and death. Will you be able to pay this price again?" it said. "The Israeli Defense Forces will return and act with the required force against any terrorist act that is launched from Lebanon against the State of Israel."
 
August 15, 2006

Our Mideast editorial department at IP 207.144.218.164 writes—
Hezllbolla, Iran, and Syria are all claiming victory after the un cease-fire. These shitheads wouldn't know a victory if it bit them on the ass.


• In fact, the towel head leaders of Iran are a little more than pissed off at their little friends in Lebanon. Out of thousands of rockets squandered against Israel, over 90% landed harmlessly in the grass.

• While at the same time, most of the artillery and rockets fired by the IDF were right on the money.

• The stupid Islamic fucks still have a warped death wish. They will never learn. The only way they can claim any sort of perverted victory is by kidnappings, and hiding behind women and children.

• These stupid , camel fucking bastards have no courage. They fail to comprehend that the only thing that allows them to exist is the mercy and misguided leniency of the west.

Someday, hopefully sooner than later, the civilized nations of the world will wake up and send them all to hell.

Jews laughed at Muhammad
When the Jews met Muhammad in 622 (yeah--1,384 years ago!) they dismissed him as a false prophet. Oy vey! That pissed off Mr. Muhammad!

Muslims deny the Holocaust!
The President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has been widely criticized for...support of terrorist groups, and controversial comments about the Holocaust and Israel's right to exist. He wrote an 18-page letter to President Bush in May, 2006. It reveals that the President of Iran may be the next Adolph Hitler.

Mr. George Bush,
President of the United States of America,

Mr. President,
...about the phenomenon of Israel. ...sixty years ago such a country did not exist. ... looking at old documents and globes...we have not been able to find a country named Israel....One of my students told me that during WWII...they claimed that six million Jews had been killed...Does that logically translate into the establishment of the state of Israel or support for such a state? How can this phenomenon be rationalized or explained?... unfortunately it has been ongoing for sixty years now...“why is this regime being supported?”

Mahmood Ahmadi-Nejad
President of the Islamic Republic of Iran
May, 2006
Iran & Syria Lebanon declares War on Israel
July, 2006
Space shuttle 'Discovery' lands at Kennedy Space Centre, after another successful mission to the International Space Station. All of this in order to bring us another step closer toward the 'Final Frontier'. Meanwhile near Kandahar; Abdul Mohammed makes a jubilant return to the village after a 3 kilometre journey to salvage the rear axle from one of the many burned out automobiles littering the City streets. All of this in order to repair the village donkey cart. Do you see the parallel? Christian and Islam. Truly an indication if one were needed that the Raghead has much to contribute to humanity. Happy Jihad & a Merry Fatwah.
 
(right) Hezbollah get the shit bombed out of Lebanon after they stupidly picked a fight with Israel.
 
"History has not witnessed a people who have mastered lying, dodgery,
and myth making such as the Israelis...Their most famous myth is that
of the so-called Holocaust..."

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/anti-semitism/syrdenial.html

Islamic anti-Semitism for dummies
The Muslim attitude toward Jews... (in) the Koran..."the Children of Israel were consigned to humiliation and wretchedness. They brought the wrath of God upon themselves, and this because they used to deny God's signs and kill His Prophets unjustly and because they disobeyed and were transgressors" (Sura 2:61)....Jews try to introduce corruption (5:64), have always been disobedient (5:78), and are enemies of Allah, the Prophet and the angels (2:97­98).
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/anti-semitism/Jews_in_Arab_lands_(gen).html
Islam turned mean when the guy who wrote the Koran, an ex-caravan robber named Muhammad (who married a 9 year old girl by the way), was declared a false prophet by the Jews. Oy vey! They laughed at him. That really pissed off Muhammad!  So he wrote in his Koran that all Jews were the enemy of his God whom he named "Allah."

This doctrine of anti-Semitism / anti-Christianity from Mr. Muhammad is called "the religion of Islam." Followers have been killing Jews and Christians for centuries because Mr. Muhammad declared that doing so pleased his God—the one he named "Allah."
August 10, 2006
President Bush calls it what it is;
"Islamic Fascism"

Bravo and kudos to
MI5 in the UK
God save the Queen! Hail Britannia!
Hezbollah for dummies
Our special Muslim correspondents show you how to identify Hezbollah combatants even when they hide in a crowd of civilians. Way cool!
Watching too much CNN? But you can't figure out what you are seeing? Who is a civilian and who is a combatant? Who is on which side? Who is and who isn't Hezbollah?

• Hezbollah has mastered the art of blending into the civilian population. They wear civilian clothing. They may be age 6 or age 60. They may be male, female, or camel. Goats serve as arms carriers while old ladies who appear to be innocent grandmothers in black clothing actually cook food for the Hezbollah fighters.

• Hezbollah has a sophisticated media team to manipulate images fed to the news media. They stage protests with children holding anti-Israeli signs. They only allow media to film injured Hezbollah they claim are civilians yet threaten to kill any journalist who photographs one holding a weapon.

We hope you enjoy our visual tutorial to straighten out which side is which and who is killing whom.

Oy Vey! Hezbollah dressed up to look like Hasidic Jews protesting against Jews. Very clever!






Thank you for visiting this Hezbollah tutorial. I hope this has helped you to understand the complex situation in the Middle East.

This centuries old problem can be summed up as "Muslims hate Jews & Christians because their so called religion tells them to." Islam is the religion of pissed off Muhammad; pissed off because the Jews would not accept him as a prophet of God.

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