By
Mohammed Al-Muteda, You-Got-Mail staff
correspondent
No Truce For Muqtada in Najaf—Marines Help Insurgents Meet Allah
1 hour, 56 minutes ago
Iraqi
insurgents give finger to Muqtada!
Shiites say "Shit! What a coward!"
Angry Iraqis beat on
picture
of Mutada al-Sadr—the cleric who boasted
to fight to his last drop of blood yet
cried for a truce as soon as he was
wounded.
(right) Posters of the
"flip-flop sissy cleric" are defaced and
torn down all over Najaf where hundreds of
insurgents died.
Muqtada al-Sadr
slightly wounded!
Loses will to fight...
204.42.21.203 / August 13, 2004: Well, Well, we finally wounded al-sadr and things are starting to change. How the hell do these islamics
consider themselves tough and courageous?!?
They are hiding in the "most sacred and holy
mosque," whatever the hell that means, as I do
not care,
24.28.113.37 / August 14, 2004: I'm so fucking tired of hearing about one place or another being one of the "holiest" shrines of Islam! Is that the place Mohammad fucked his first goat? The liberal media is providing cover for the enemy every time it calls one of these places holy. How many churchs were bombed in Europe during WWII? I say kill those Muslim pussies no matter where they hide!
66.25.47.5 / August 14, 2004: Islam is the religion of peace and tolerance and I will kill anyone who says otherwise!
Coward cleric
shocks Muslims!
Just because you
follow Muqtada doesn't mean you have to have
rotten teeth like he does.
You’re a bad-ass
insurgent
fighting the White Satan Invaders and think you
don’t have time to call 1-800-DENTIST, right?
Wrong! Now you can have
cavities filled no matter whether you're making
car bombs in a Mosque or hiding in a
hole in the ground—we'll send a raghead dentist
in a flak jacket to you!
Free
Chloroform for all Muqtada insurgents!
Crowns made while you
fight! Fix those shrapnel chipped teeth between
mortar rounds!
207.44.132.115: Speaking of virgins, I think Islam has it all wrong. They sometimes accuse us infidels of fucking our mothers and sisters, well in one small regard they might actually have a point there. Virgins aren't the hot ticket, they lay there and do nothing. Then they are not virgin anymore. Talk about a one night stand, how does this work in eternity? The real ticket are these 20 to 40 year old MILF's (mother's I'd like to fuck) as now seen on countless western porn sites. Unlike inexperienced virgins, most of these MILF's
can rock your world, with years of sexual
experience and desire built up...
Muqtada film role panned...
Roger Ebert called the radical
cleric's appearance in IRAQ-ME-PHOBIA "disgusting"
and likened his mouth to a Muslim cesspool. "You
can almost smell his teeth rotting out" noted the famous
film critic.
