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It was a fucking great weekend!
Just got back from a fishing lodge in Wisconsin with Black Dave, German Dieter and an old friend named Moe.

Dave brought 3 teaching assistants from his school and by Sunday afternoon, we'd all been sucked off about 6 times each and fucked the girls up the ass so much that they couldn't sit down.

 
"...fucked the girls up the ass so much that they couldn't sit down."
 
"...we'd all been sucked off about 6 times each and fucked the girls up the ass so much that they couldn't sit down."
The girls split for Akron to give their rumps a rest and Dave discovers a copy of the Koran, some ball sniffer porn and Semtex in Moe's 4x4 when he goes out to get more booze.

"Dave discovers a copy of the Koran, some ball sniffer porn and Semtex in Moe's 4x4..."
Moe's name turns out to be Mohammed and he carries a Saudi passport.




Mohammed!
Not Moe!
We tape him to a chair and Dieter kicks him in the balls while I call 911.

George W. and
Condoleeza Rice arrive.
About 20 minutes later a chopper arrives with about 20 CIA and FBI guys who fire Tasers at Moe's balls until George W. and Condoleeza Rice arrive. a chopper arrives with about 20 CIA and FBI guys.
 
We salute them and Condoleeza kicks Moe in the balls a few times...
...and then they bring in these four cloned girls that the CIA lab has created from purloined pussy and anal hair DNA, stolen from waxing salons. Black Dave has a Jennifer Lopez clone and starts driving his single-cylinder back hoe up her dirt road.
Black Dave...starts driving his single-cylinder back hoe up her dirt road.
Dieter is gaying Claudia Schiffer in the ass...

...and I shove my enormous
war-club up Avril Lavigne's almost too-tight rear passage.
George and Condoleeza film the event and beam it by satellite to our troops in Iraq.
It was a fucking great weekend!
by 66.98.226.42
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