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Satan pissed off by rock throwing
January 12, 2006. Our Hajj expert at IP 66.135.33.49 advises:

Islam's annual Hajj pilgrimage has proved very deadly this year with 76 people killed in a building collapse a week ago and nearly 400 people trampled to death today as they raced to "stone" the "devil rock."

Maybe this could be a new sporting event called "running with the Muslims" somewhat akin to the running with the bulls. Run like hell to the devil rock and don't trip or you'll be trampled to death.

It's amazing the strange ways in which Allah works his magic. He must in fact be the one true God. Who can deny it.
Pat Robertson Discovers Bible Error!
God failed to pay tax on Holy land!
Old Testament asshole Pat Robertson discovered that God was wrong about claiming what was supposedly "His land." Robertson announced today that tax records prove God has not made payments for "His" Holy lands. Thus it is now the legal property of the state of Israel.
January 13, 2006
TEL AVIV, Israel - Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson has sent a letter apologizing for suggesting that Ariel Sharon's massive stroke was divine punishment for pulling Israel out of the Gaza Strip.

Robertson's comments drew widespread condemnation from other Christian leaders, President Bush and Israeli officials, who canceled plans to include the American evangelist in the construction of a Christian tourist center in northern Israel.
Pat Robertson & the Old Testament
• God wants the USA to assassinate Hugo Chavez  • God killed Yitzhak Rabin  • God gave Sharon a brain hemorrhage as divine retribution
* Note: Christian refers only to the New Testament; since this is Old Testament bullshit Robertson is NOT a Christian. He is simply an asshole.
January 5, 2006
Christian* broadcaster Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine punishment for "dividing God's land." "You read the Bible and God says "This is my land...the prophet Joel makes it very clear that God has enmity against those who 'divide my land.'"

Sharon "was dividing God's land and I would say woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the EU, United Nations, or the United States of America," Robertson said.

Robertson also referred to the assassination of Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, who had sought to achieve peace-- "It was a terrible thing...but nevertheless he was dead"

"Pat Robertson has a political agenda for the entire world, and he seems to think God is ready to take out any world leader who stands in the way of that agenda,"This is what the word of God says"

In August, Robertson suggested that America assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
Christmas Health Advisory: Cock & Ball Herpes

December 16, 2005. Our herpes & heroin expert at IP 68.238.126.218 warns:

Man,..Ive got 2 giant herpes on my cock and balls and I cant keep my hands off of them. At first, the one on my ball, I though it was just an infected hair. So I tried to pop it. But now I have one on the head cock, Lools like a double header.
 The thing is, I know where I got it. Eve though I wore a rubber. But You know when yoyr laying it to it xnd your balls slap the rectal unit. Well she had em on her arse and I think thats how I got it. So if your not sure about its whereabouts try to cover your balls, because id not, You might as well just go bare back. Everytime I sit or walk, this ball herpe hurts lik hell and squeezing the juice out doesnt help. sorry if dome of this message id screwed. I did 3 bags of H today and my ass is still kicked, but I like it. Just stay away from the black tar, everytime I get it, I have to bresk it down with lemon juice.

Cock & Ball Herpes follow up—
December 19, 2005. A health advisor at IP 66.139.76.245 comments:

"Where is Micheal Moore when you really need him..."

Dude, don't rub your eyes after touching those blisters. It can spread to your eyes too and then actually moves into your brain. Then when you have a break out all you want to do is scratch your head, and your brain gets all soft and mushy. Of course the H will do that too but that's a different matter. I hope they find a cure soon. Where is Micheal Moore when you really need him to do a documentary for the good of the "people."

December 20, 2005. Another health advisor at IP 70.109.4.241 comments:

"...stick a rig in your herpe and suck the junk out of it."

To the guy that has the herpes. Im sure that sucks pretty hard. Ive always heard not to pop em because the herpe juice can make it spread and the last place you want em is on you ass.

As I was reading your message I started thinking, because I shoot dope too, but I wonder if You could stick a rig in your herpe and suck the junk out of it. You might have to use a bigger gauge like a b 12 or dog neelde but it might work. I used to do that on bumps and zits with my old dull rigs. It worked alright, but it would suck the pus things out. i would just squeeze those out and use the rig to suck out that clear/red junk that oozes out.

But One of my friends puts aquafor on his v.d. (Im not sure if its warts or herpes) and that helps. As for the heroin. That will make your balls itch. I do it here and there, but mostly morphine because I like to know that my dope was made in a clean environment and not made in some hut by a bunch of arabs that want to kill us. Plus heroin only last about 5 seconds then your body breaks it down into morphine. But if your shooting dope and its making you itch too bad, if you take benadryl it will help a lot. Just be careful doing it. Especially tar, I know what you mean about the lemon juice. You can also use white vinegar. But you taste whatever you use so I guess when it comes to taste its best to use lemon or lime.

I just wonder, whatever happened to good ole china white? That stuff (as long as it wasn't stepped on) would make your knees buckle when you did a good shot. Pepe Lopes and China white was greater than or equal to my Friday night (Part of a poem I wrote) Ok Bye
The Joys of ebay
People grovel for feedback on ebay in unbelievably undignified ways. This one is fully documented. Just more proof that "ebay is a joke!" Enjoy!

The true story of azre2003

Zero, what a great number
November 18, 2005. Our TV reviewer at IP 66.135.34.11 writes:

The History Channel aired a show on mathematics last night that stated that the Arabs actually take credit for inventing the number "0" (zero).

Apparently the Romans and Greeks didn't have enough sense to create a number that represented "nothing" so the Arabs stepped in to fill this gap.

Looking at the intelligence levels of most Arab Muslims today, the Paris fires are a good example, along with about every "bombing" event that we now read about in the news, this "0" reference remains strangely appropriate. Even 1 billion (the number of Muslims in the world) multiplied by zero is still zero.

Wow it's strange how that works out. Zero, what a great number.

"...she wasn't a lesbian and decided not to detonate"

November 15, 2005-- Our lesbian consultant at IP 66.98.186.40 notes:

3 male severed heads with mouths agape were found at the bombings in Jordan and according to rules of the "Allah Heavenly Amusement Park" they are now enjoying their 70 virgins each. The 4th bomber after learning that only female virgins are available in "Allah's Heavenly Amusement Park" decided she wasn't a lesbian and decided not to detonate her device.

Her husband in an infinite act of courage chose to stand beside innocent women and children at the moment he detonated his device. His projectile head flew into the drop ceiling of the hotel banquet hall and was later found on a fluorescent light fixture. Maybe he actually "saw the light" right at the end just before his spiritual mouth was firmly lodged over Allah's cock, which is the true nature of Islam.
Bin Laden meets Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding & Hillary Clinton
October 28, 2005-- Our Bin Laden correspondent at IP 4.131.115.145 informs us:

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a brass lamp and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the lamp and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that lamp forever." Osama thought a moment.
Bin Laden grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning, just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good.
"...nuclear dust clouds and our upturned faces catch the acid rain..."
October 09, 2005: IP 213.121.151.174 had this happy thought—

Fear, Hatred, Ignorance, I smell the rot of dead people who don't even realise it. Let this website ring out like a shot in all directions purging the world of everything until it is one black sortched Earth and we can sunbathe outside as the light filters through the nuclear dustclouds and our upturned faces catch the acid rain on our tongues. All hail the west, all hail progress...

 

  
"...this site is not very nice to my people and speak wrongly of our actions."
October 11, 2005: A rebuttal from IP 4.131.112.44 says—

68.238.121.188 You ignorant, brain-washed son of a bitch. Try something in this country and someone will blow your black ass off the planet.
October 07, 2005: Our Muslim correspondent at IP 68.238.121.188 writes—

My name is Rahim and I am Arab Muslim living in the U.S. Im here to say this site is not very nice to my people and speak wrongly of our actions. You speak of Muslims killing innocent people when in fact they are not innocent. Those who do not believe in Allah shall perish and Martyrdom, it is the will of Allah. It is preordained what happens to these people.

October 16, 2005, Follow up comments:

This is your Muslim "correspondant". I do not appreciate the replys that I got from my message. I was hoping to open your eyes. But it seems the western world has made you blind to the truth. The western world has ruined my country. I left at a young age. When I returned I found that your fast food restarants and filthy shops were on the streets that I used to enjoy. This will not last.
"Iraqui women should march for peace..."
"Well that's 170 less Iraqis to worry about..."
September 14, 2005. An Iraq observer at IP 70.50.207.144 writes:

It is time to ban vehicles from the cities -- this will make it difficult for those wishing to harm ordinary people with the stupid car bombs. they can now all walk in loaded with personal bombs and blow themsevles up if the ordinardy people do not want to check them out and bring peace to thier own county.. All this religous stuff is not quite what it should stand for look at Northern Ireland it was the women who organized and got things calm down Perhaps the Iraqui women should start marching for peace and quite ....... IN the mean time stop the vehicles from coming into the city this would be a start
Somalia comes to the Big Easy
"...these asswipes defied a mandatory evacuation... once they are stranded and hungry...start bitching and complaining that help isn't coming soon enough. And those are the peaceful ones."

September 02, 2005 Our Katrina reporter at IP 69.155.47.149 writes—

I've been watching CNN since katrina hit the gulf coast, and it is amazing, although entirely believable what's going on down there. mass looting, gang raping, robbing, murdering, shooting at police and rescue helicopters.

I lived in Florida last year and got hit hard by two hurricanes less than 5 weeks apart. The damage from both was considerable, and I lost a great deal, and was homeless for over a week. I still didn't go out and rob or kill anyone. Neither did any of my neighbors.

The difference? in case anyone hasn't noticed, New Orleans is inhabited by mostly black people. Jungle-bunnies that take no personal responsibility, and consider it a right to commit a crime if the cops aren't around. I'm not saying all niggers.... ooops I mean blacks are bad, but damn, looking at the film of all these asswipes that defied a mandatory evacuation, and then, once they are stranded and hungry, start bitching and complaining that help isn't coming soon enough. And those are the peaceful ones.

I saw one picture of a pick-up truck with wild Africans in it carrying rifles they stole, along with about 20 cases of beer. how pathetic these fucking savages would take advantage of a disaster like this. my absolute favorite film clip was of two black women in a Wal-Marts that was being looted. the two jungle-bunnies both had their arms full of clothing,, oh and I forgot; these two bitches were new Orleans police officers.

Maybe someday the word will get out to everyone: the rest of the country is not responsible for your dumb ass, you stay during a hurricane, suffer the consequences. Their jungle-bunny mayor is standing right behind them though, complaining that it must be "racial" that help is not coming soon enough. that's it's the evil white people again. Damn us all....
Prayer for Divine Guidance (system)
August 19, 2005. Allah's servant at IP 66.98.162.34 prays—

Ohhh Allahhh, most great and powerful one. I am fighting your battle trying to kill the infidels but why is it that it seems my missiles keep missing or my bombs don't detonate? Ohh great Allah, this does not seem to make sense. Ohh Allah, I see this little green guy they call Yota in the American movies? Is Yota perhaps protecting the infidels and deflecting our missiles? If so Allah you must defeat Yota so that we can succeed. Please hear me great Allah, I wish to serve. Your humble servent Mohammed Akahaka
Arabs & Muslims at forefront of science
August 13, 2005: Our science editor at IP 216.127.78.98 writes--
Arab countries were right there on the recent Soviet sub rescue efforts, they had their latest technology right on the scene to save lives.


Arab countries recently conducted a couple of space launches including another probe to Mars and a launch of supplies to the "international" space station.

One of the Arab countries recently announced a breakthrough on AIDs research, again to save lives, and yet another Arab country cloned a dog, a notable scientific achievement.

In fact the Arab countries are continuing to kick ass on a profound number of technological and human life supporting fronts all across the world, items that appear in the news every day, on Arab created computers and TVs, and on the Arab created internet system. It's a shame that the only time you hear about those "infidel countries" like the USA and Britain, it's about terrorism and the killing of others.
What's wrong with you "infidel" countries? Why can't you be more productive like the Arabs? Is it perhaps because you have a truly fucked up religion or a history of being only the thieves and beggars of history, engaged in what seems to be never ending tribal based struggles with what seems to be no regard for human life? What gives you infidel countries?
Sheikh Omar Bakri Mohammed takes it up the pooper
August 07, 2005. Our political commentator at IP 172.213.97.223 writes:

osama bin laden is arse. When birds fly over Kabul they cover their arse with one wing. Sheikh Omar Bakri Mohammed takes it up the pooper and is well known among the rent boys at Piccadilly Circus.
"...if all of us acted with half the balls that we do anonymously..."
July 29, 2005 / Our behavioral psychologist at IP70.17.54.49 says:

lmao@moron on the front page [see below] scared of his Email being shown! admin, U should expose it everywhere! that's the problem these days half the people that come to this site and swear wouldn't do it in person to someone's face, they're cowards! if all of us acted with half the balls that we do anonymously online, terrorism wouldn't exist! ps. Alaah Hu FuKbAR! :::also screams it on the street:::
Another brave American stands up, then lays down in fear...
From: Prickly Droole From: You-Got-Mail
1) July 25: Gee, this is anonymous so I can send email and insult Muslims! Cool!

From: Pricky Droole <Pricky_Droole@sbcglobal.net>
Subject: Islam - [I'm too chicken to say this unless you hide my email address]
[I'm too chicken to say this unless you hide my email address]

[I'm too chicken to say this unless you hide my email address]		 OK! We'll post your email on the Email page and feature your brave, insightful insults on the front page.
2) July 26: Hey! You published my email address!!!
You have published my email address on your site.
Please remove it. I'd appreciate it.		 No shit! Just like everyone else. We always publish the full headers of all emails, just as we record and publish your IP address in the Armageddon Blog.
3) July 27: Verne, It my mistake to have sent it from that address.
I would appreciate it if you would mask out the name. It
could save me some heartburn. Thanks, Prickly Droole		 What are you afraid of? Really.

You have seen the Declaration of Independence? You are aware that every man who signed that had instantly committed treason against England?

And you want your name removed from that puny email? So...that...what?...the boogey man won't find you?
OK Prickly Droole! We removed your name. Now you are safe...
Blogger helps Jihadist blogger
A Jihadist blogger says... A  helpful blogger replies...
July 21, 2005 / IP 205.188.116.65 rants:
you all son of the bitchs you are all pigs going to hell hes going to put you in hell fire for a long time cock suckers...give me you address [1852 E. 1st St in Tucson ... be there motherfuckin rag-head.] so i can come over there and knock the shit out
of all you mother fuckers sons of bitches ... dont forget to put you address [1852 E. 1st St in Tucson ... be there motherfuckin rag-head.] so i can come over there and play with you mother fuckers...cock sucking jews, dick riding chritains you mother fuckers who ever made this website really give me you address [1852 E. 1st St in Tucson ... be there motherfuckin rag-head.] you mother fucker i take a vacation with a ak mother fucker and shove that ak in your mouth and spray yopu gay ass bitch. fuck all of you who hate muslims islam and the quran and the powerful allah whos going to put youi all in hell you dick riding mother fuckers. you fucking with th wrong one bitches just give me your address [1852 E. 1st St in Tucson ... be there motherfuckin rag-head.] or phone numbers you cock sucking ridings gay assholes		 July 21, 2005 / IP 69.44.61.48 replies:

Woa there Moham (Mr. 116.65), I haven't seen you this pissed since your half brother Abdul bitch slapped your camel at the "Allah Fest" in Ralaha last October. Take a chill pill dude and drink a little goat milk. Remember what our favorite Chinese wise Man "Fukaraghead" used to say 2000 years ago, "Whom the Gods wish to destroy, they will first make angry."

 

 
Tips to combat exploding camel scrotum sucking Muslims
Our military consultant at IP 66.98.186.40 advises:

Part 1: To all military and law enforcement personnel tasked with combating the camel scrotum sucking Muslims who might be carrying explosives on their person, i.e., like the recent London bombings, here are a list of behavior cues that might come in handy. Watch for people with the following: wearing the wrong cloths for the weather, i.e. overdressed, someone who looks lost, obviously nervous, or with a blank stare and possible dry mouth, someone whose veins in their neck are noticeable, sweating, pacing and not sure where to stand, not sure what to do with their hands (trying to get rid of "pent up" energy), constantly pulling and tugging at areas where the weapons are located, high pitched voice, look for people who "come in from the side" and might come into an area very quickly and then immediately stop, people who are possibly looking for a way out, people who wait and don’t board a bus or subway immediately as though they are waiting on a specific clock time, i.e. a specific time to conduct a coordinated attack.
Part 2: Watch for persons not in sync with the rest of the crowd, a person monitoring entry and exit ways, a person who are constantly checking their bags and watches, people constantly scanning the surrounding crowd, people holding packages or other items with a "death grip", those who avoid direct eye contact with authority and are often verbally aggressive and agitated when questioned by authority, most of these terrorists will be young males, most of these terrorists in locations like London will be minorities and will "stand out" in that regard, look for 2 or more people possibly using hand signals to communicate a short distance from each other, and finally, look for any other behavior that catches your "gut." Work on becoming a student of human behavior and with practice you will quickly be spotting such suspicious behaviors. Finally for these “person on person” scenarios, shoot for the head (a clean head shot) and not the body. The reasons for this are as follows. A chest shot can possibly detonate the explosive device. A chest shot may not be instantaneous death and the subject might still have a few seconds to detonate the device. A head shot will take them out in a millisecond.
Part 3: For combating car bombs, watch for the following: A vehicle out of sync with other traffic, a possible high rate of speed, usually a single driver and again usually a young male, a small car that is listing to the rear or to one side due to weight and which might handle erratically again due to this weight, a driver with either a blank stare or a look of possibly a look of extreme aggression and defiance, there is a tendency for these drivers to often speed the last short distance before they reach their target, and again, anything else that catches your “gut.” The best tactic against these cases is full automatic fire to the drivers head area for similar reasons as listed above. 5.56 ammo is often light enough that it takes several rounds to get reliably through a wind shield, you effectively have to blast a hole through a wind shield with this type of ammo to score a kill. Handguns are similar in this regard and shortcoming, they are big slow bullet and often have a hard time busting glass. 7.62 is far better in this regard and can usually penetrate a windshield with only one round (though more is always better).
Part 4: Side car windows are usually the shatter type glass, not laminated safety glass and will usually blow out after one round of any type. Auto sheet metal can also be hard to penetrate and again use the biggest round you can (7.62 if possible), also full auto if possible. Frontal fire from a distance into the engine, radiator and tires is also good if you have the time. Another note in situations like Iraq is if the locals quickly and suddenly disappear, hostile activity is usually about to take place. Finally if you see someone holding a camcorder as you drive by in a convoy, etc., with their camcorder following your progress, be immediately suspect. The ragheads are now very fond of taping their IED attacks so they can later post these on the internet. If you see a suspicious raghead with a camcorder taping your humvee as you drive by on an otherwise quiet road, and you have the chance, give him a “head shot.”
New meaning to giving Allah "good head"
July 13, 2005 A Muslim explosives expert at 64.34.168.223 observes:
The projectile head
Researchers are now finding a curious thing about suicide bombers. One of the side effects of wrapping your waist or chest with a belt or vest of explosives is instant decapitation. The instantaneous implosion of the chest cavity area by such a ring of explosives can under the right circumstances propel the bombers head off like a projectile at speeds up to 200 feet per second or more.

Aim your head for Allah
The human head, in particular the skull, is actually very tough and

Aim your projectile head for Allah
can withstand a very significant blast. If these bombers were really smart and were outdoors at the time of their detonation, they would perhaps wait for a low flying aircraft to fly over and would then try to shoot that down with their "flying heads" while blowing up the rest of their primary target at the same time. Or instead of standing straight up while detonating they should perhaps lean over and point their head in a direction where it will do the most damage at 200 feet per second, like some other person or object.

Allah likes "good head"
This of course brings new meaning to giving Allah "good head," and also young camel sucking suicide bombers, remember to smile when you blow yourself up if you want that to be the expression they find on your lifeless shrapnel ridden head in the corner when the dust settles. or the expression the airplane passengers will see out their windows when your head flies by after your great sacrifice to Allah.

This is of course not to mention what the rest of your body looks like after such an explosion. If you saw pictures of this you probably wouldn't want to be a suicide bomber unless you were just really, really, really stupid.
Al-Qaida fucks London

July 08, 2005 / 12.109.5.57

Fuck all you goat fucking Muslims! This is the beginning of the end of the goat fucking religion known as Islam. The streets will flow with the blood of Islamic believers!
July 07, 2005 / 217.43.90.36:
well today was the final starw for me..i never liked the fukers anyway but by blownign up theunderground whilst the g8 where trying to actually help some people and save lives is just not fuking human..the g8 were meeting to work out a way to save lives and help africa and the terroroists blow up the underbground."death to the infidel" what the fuk is that shit all about the people hu died rnt the infedal they never even met the peopele those mother fukin sons of whores blew up. If it is all in the name of Allah then al i can say is Allah must be the fuking devil i hope all hu r like that get the fuking shit kicked into them and their wives are raped til thee is not an ounce of sanity left in them. I am now 100% behind the war on terror fuck those bastards muslims they should all burn in hell and then some more!!!
here's a message to all ragheads from a londoner....FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
From: "mark cerone" <mrcarbone1963@hotmail.com>
Date: Fri, 8 Jul 2005 / OK Sand Niggers!!! Now comes the free world!!! Your putrid acts of violence against innocent people will end!!! We will destroy YOUR WAY OF LIFE!!!! You say you love death more than life and that makes you strong? Bullshit! That makes you a DUMB ASS!!! You think you will get 40 virgins when go to see ALLAH? If your god gives you pussy for killing people that is one fucked up religion and WE want no part of that!!! Let it be known assholes! We will wipe your people off the face of the earth if you continue to be the shit heads that you have demonstrated to be!! Also, go fuck your self and die!!

July 07, 2005 / 69.208.70.131: I never would have thought that I would condone genocide, however, in the case of muslims, that is the only way this world will know peace. Every time you kill another innocent, you create a thousand more Americans that will do anything to see you and your family dead. I suspect that we will see a surge in hate crimes against muslims in the US. At least, I hope so.
July 07, 2005 /68.36.194.139: Hi you Jihadist goat fucking wife beating cunts! Welcome to hell you mutherfucking cunts! We have always ruled you and will continue to do so... how about you pop your faggot heads up... so we can have a one on one with you bastards? Nope! You shit stained cowards are too scared! Yellow bellied fucks.
July 07, 2005 /69.213.254.24: Where's the new pope? I can only hope that he is working on plans for a new (true) crusade.And with one wave of his hand seal the fate of all the islamic scum.Convert or die would be nice to hear insted of here is some food and water and cloths,money,gas,weapons,and jobs,now be nice to us. This is far past political hope,It's time to get mid evil on their ass.
A dog named Mohammed
July 11, 2005

This stray dog showed up on my porch and as I am kind hearted I decided to take it in. I then needed a name though and after recently reading this site I decided to name my new found pet "Mohammed."

This might have been a mistake though as almost as soon as I started using this name, and would call Mohammed, he would immediately drop to the ground and start licking his cock (and often his balls too). I then decided Mohammed liked his cock so much I better give that a name too so I decided to name his cock Mohammed's little "Koran."

So now every free moment Mohammed has he sits around licking his Koran for all he is worth. Then yesterday I looked out my window and to my surprise Mohammed was giving his Koran to the neighbor dog for all he was worth and was really letting her have it too (at least I hope it was a "her").

I am still trying to figure out what all this means but my initial thoughts are that dogs named Mohammed are really cock suckers and like to fuck everything they can. Perhaps this is how little Muslims are born too, I'll have to wait a few months to check back on that though.

Mohammed... would immediately drop to the ground and start licking his cock

I decided to name his cock Mohammed's little "Koran." 

July 12, 2005 / Carl Rove at IP 66.74.138.20 writes:

mankind is stupidity... our mind is being fuck.... but then again, what do we know.... in the end, we're just dirts... so why are we fucking each other... then again, why ask why... simply we're blind or god just playing a chess game on us?

Muslims shoot school children in the back!
July 10, 2005: Our Muslim editorialist at IP 69.252.192.67 writes--

Pakistani Information Minister Sheikh Rashid Ahmad pushes things just a bit with his statement that we need to work harder at understanding the sensitivities of the Islamic people. He says "The apology and retraction are not enough. "They (Newsweek) should understand the sentiments of Muslims and think 101 times before publishing news which hurt feelings of Muslims."

Sorry, pal. I'm not buying it. I'm getting just a bit beyond the point where I'm all bent out of shape trying to understand Islamic sensitivities. If there is something about your religion that should make me feel badly about poor Muslims getting their feelings hurt, you had better get it out there on the table now.

All I see is a religion that seems to take great pleasure in passing condemnations and "death sentences" on various people around the world for all sorts of meaningless infractions of some great system of Islamic law. I'm just not going to get all worked up worrying about the sensitivities of devotees of a religion that will stone a woman to death for adultery, while letting the man go unpunished.

Muslims shoot school children in the back! Remember Chechnya? They brag about bombs in schools in Israel! Tell me again about how I need to be sensitive? The daughter of a devout Muslim gets violently raped. The devout Muslim takes a knife and, in front of the entire family, cuts his daughter's throat because she has dishonored her family...by being a rape victim. Yeah, sport. Let me just pour out my sensitivities to this practitioner of the religion of peace.

There's a school on fire outside Riyadh. It's a girls school. The girls are trying to escape! But wait! Their faces aren't covered! It's the Islamic defenders of the faith to the rescue! They block the doors to keep the young Muslim girls from escaping from a burning building. Yeah, my respect for your sensitivities is on the way.
What put the ham in MoHAMed?
July 08, 2005 / Our Muslim scholar at 209.179.217.127 writes:
Well the truth is out. There have been many questions asked about the Muslims and their silly no pork thing. As it turns out there was a good reason for it. It seems that Mohammed was the illegitimate offspring of a union of his daddy and a sow. Back then pussy was hard to come by in the desert and as everybody knows a pig will just lay down when it's hot. And thats what put the ham in MoHAMmed. Not wanting his Momma eaten by some bacon lover big Mo put a stop to any further piggy munchin. At the same time he let pig-fucking remain as the favorite outdoor Muslim sport in an effort to expand the breed. It is also rumored that them funny looking dresses the womenfolk wear are to hide the cloven hoves and the dead givaway nose. The men proudly display their noses as they shade their dicks.
Islam...needs to be quarantined
June 09, 2005. A biohazard officer at IP 204.75.249.60 writes:

"SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Five men, including two father-and-son pairs, have now been arrested as federal law enforcement officers try to determine whether they have uncovered a network of Al Qaeda (search) supporters in Northern California." This is the headline in todays news. Several of these people are American citizens. Best way to deal with these traitors: Don't hire them; don’t do business with them; don’t befriend them. If they can't make any money here, then they won't be able to live here. Hopefully, this will force them to go back to were ever they came from. Islam is like an epidemic. It needs to be quarantined.
"...a wonderful service to mankind..."
June 09, 2005. An enlightened visitor at IP 198.49.119.3 writes:

Thank you for doing such a wonderful service to mankind with your highly informative and cathartic website. Your estimation of Allah's worth (Allah sucks) is in keeping with my own views concerning all invisible supernatural (and quite imaginary) deities and their rabid followers. Please keep up the good work. Allah is a cripple bitch!
Feature: A Fucking Great Weekend
by a brilliant young writer at 66.98.226.42
Who said Islam is no fun?
On New Years Eve, Dieter the Kraut, Black Dave and I were at a suburban house party in Toledo. It was pretty standard stuff: lots of Miller and Budweiser, some cute twenty somethings and a bunch of the usual leftists and dickheads.

The evening got off to a good start when someone said that Arnold would be a lousy president and Dieter headbutted him, knocking his tooth out. We went out to the garage and took turns getting sucked off by a nice redhead while we sat on a workbench in the garage. Then this feminist called Louise walks in on us and calls us "disgusting". She said Dave is part of an oppressed minority and should know better. She then starts a fucking speech about Gloria Steinham and how great feminism is.

Dieter says that he can prove that Chauvinism is a superior philosophy to Feminism if she's interested. She is, and Dieter takes her out to his Mustang and shoves her over the hood and proceeds to fuck her up the ass until she has a bumgasm. She got all weepy and apologized for not "understanding where we were coming from". Dieter brought her back to the garage, stripped her, and Dave and I put her in the suck-off line and then gayed her in the ass again. It was a fucking great New Years Eve!
Today I drove with Black Dave to Bowling Green so he could pick up some boxes of his stuff that his ex-wife was storing for him. Afterwards, we stopped in a gas bar / convenience store to grab munchies and low and behold, the proprietor was a fucking raghead!

He was wearing the official Yasser Arafat checkered scarf and a nightshirt and the shelves were stocked with copies of the Koran and porn; mostly guys with beards, sniffing each others scrotal sacks. Dave almost went ballistic when Abdullah started yelling in Arabic and slapping a teenage girl around, who was obviously his daughter. (Dave can't stand it when girls aren't treated with respect.) She was draped in the compulsory barbecue cover, and all you could see was a pair of big beautiful brown eyes.

I calmed Dave down and we grabbed some copies of the Koran off the shelf and took them into the can and ripped out the pages and filled up the toilet paper dispensers. When we came back in I warned Dave to avert his eyes and opened my fly. My penis is so fucking magnificent in its glossy glans glory that lifelong heterosexual men often drop to their knees and beg me to let them suck it. I didn't want Black Dave turning homo on me but I gave Abdullah a peek and he fell for the bait, vaulted over the counter and tried to smell my scrotum. Dave caught him in mid-leap with a left hook to the jaw that rocked his world and then called the cops from his cell phone.

The local Buckeye boys arrived and figured out what was happening pretty quick. "This raghead try to smell your balls?" they asked. I answered yes and they cuffed Abdullah and threw him in the trunk of the cruiser. Then his repressed teenage daughter Yasmin ripped off her barbecue cover revealing small tits but a luscious pair of hips with a hard ass, as round as a basketball. Yas sucked off the cops while Black Dave fucked her up the ass. When Dave had fired about a pint of jiz in her rear twat we cleaned out the cash register and split the proceeds with the cops.
Then we extracated Abdullah from the trunk and hosed his balls down with superglue and stuck him to the girl's ass and took polaroids of him "fucking his daughter". He kept screaming that he would find us and cut our throats. It was hilarious! The cops were crying laughing. The cops bought Dave and I dinner at a local steakhouse, where we discussed world politics, passed around the polaroids and talked about gaying Jennifer Aniston in the ass. Who said Islam is no fun?
No more dioxin Yuschenko says
You-Got-Mail reporter Mischail Zerberty
"Dioxin sucks, whatever it is"  Yuschenko asserted during a 30 minute radio interview with a You-Got-Mail correspondent.

"It does not taste all that great and I think it makes my skin look like shit. Hey, I never took chemistry in grade school so I don't know dioxin from Clorox. But this shit sucks whatever it is. Politics sucks and my wife's cooking sucks but this dioxin shit has got to go."

Q: So why did you eat dioxin?
A: As a politician I eat whatever shit they feed me. I could have kissed a dioxin baby...who the fuck knows?
29 year-old BitTorrent creator has never been laid
Cohen created BitTorrent in 2001 as a hobby after his parents threw him out of the house. He says the aim was to enable computer users to easily get laid. "It seems pretty clear that a lot of people are actively interested in engaging in the deed" said Cohen, 29, of Bellevue, Wash. "As far as I'm concerned, masturbation is OK, and what girls think of me or don't think of me is not really a concern of mine. There's not much I can do about it."
Skeens sues Wal-Mart over "Fuck word!" Band replies
—"Fuck Skeens!"
Filthy, degenerate, over-sexed musical animals shocked Wal-Mart customer Trevin Skeens who now wants $74,500 for hearing lyrics. A band member asked for comment said only "Fuck Skeens and Fuck his dumb ass fucking family!"
Skeens said he and his fucking wife, Melanie, let their fucking daughter buy the music for her 13th fucking birthday and were fucking shocked when they played it while driving the fuck home.
Wal-Mart Stores Inc. fucking deceived customers by stocking compact discs by the rock group Evanescence that contain the fuck word, a lawsuit claims. The hit group's latest CD and DVD, "Fucking Anywhere But Home," don't carry parental advisory labels alerting potential buyers to the obscenity. The lawsuit claims Wal-Mart fucking knew about the explicit lyrics in the song, "Fucking Thoughtless," because it censored the word in a free sample available on its Web site and in its fucking stores.

The complaint seeks damages of up to $74,500 for each of the thousands of people who bought the fucking music at Wal-Marts in Maryland.

"I don't want any other families to get this, expecting it to be clean. It needs to be fucking removed from the fucking shelves to prevent other children from fucking hearing it," said plaintiff Trevin Skeens of Brownsville.

Skeens later admitted that his wife had refused to suck his cock after they were married. This led to a fight over sex and subsequently the couple has not engaged in coitus or any fucking sex at all since their one fucking daughter was born 13 fucking years ago.

Mr. Skeens vowed to spend the entire fucking $74,500 asked for in his lawsuit at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada.
Wooly Mammoth Ivory Flute Found in German Cave
Were ancient elephants musicians? A 35,000-year-old flute made from a woolly mammoth's ivory tusk has been unearthed in a German cave by archaeologists. The flute, one of the oldest musical instruments discovered, was pieced together from 31 fragments found in a cave in the Swabian mountains in southwestern Germany, the university said.
God reveals 11th commandment
The Lord God, concerned with millions of cases of painful anus issued a new commandment Tuesday. "Thou shalt not penetrate an unlubricated girl's anus, and must thrust gently." It was not well received.
(above) Angel illustrates painful
anus during speech from Lord God.
Bush visits Paris
President Bush dispatched the Army Corps of Engineers Wednesday to show Parisians just how he felt about the French attitude towards the US of A.
 
Asshole of the week award
Thanks for making America look worse than just bad.
Hope your family and high school friends, if you had any, are impressed with your notoriety, you stupid bitch
Iraqi insurgents publish the "Raghead Terrorist 101 Manual"
So many have been killed that training is now being sped up with simplified how to manual. Raghead see--raghead do!
 
Tom Ridge finally tells the truth!
"He was like a deer caught in the headlights" say many. "The defensive equivalent of Mr. Rodgers"
YGM Washington correspondent Bertrand Artaud
When Ridge resigned today the entire room of reporters broke out in applause. Not much more needs to be said.
Iran toils to achieve Armageddon soon
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