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| Satan pissed off by rock throwing |
January 12, 2006. Our Hajj expert
at IP 66.135.33.49
advises:
Islam's annual Hajj pilgrimage has proved very
deadly this year with 76 people killed in a building
collapse a week ago and nearly 400 people trampled
to death today as they raced to "stone" the "devil
rock."
Maybe this could be a new sporting event called
"running with the Muslims" somewhat akin to the
running with the bulls. Run like hell to the devil
rock and don't trip or you'll be trampled to death.
It's amazing the strange ways in which Allah works
his magic. He must in fact be the one true God. Who
can deny it. |
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| Pat Robertson Discovers
Bible Error! |
God failed to pay tax on Holy
land!
Old Testament asshole Pat Robertson
discovered that God was wrong about
claiming what was supposedly "His
land." Robertson announced today
that tax records prove God has not
made payments for "His" Holy lands.
Thus it is now the legal property of
the state of Israel.
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January 13, 2006
TEL AVIV, Israel - Christian
broadcaster Pat Robertson has sent a
letter apologizing for suggesting
that Ariel Sharon's massive stroke
was divine punishment for pulling
Israel out of the Gaza Strip.
Robertson's comments drew widespread
condemnation from other Christian
leaders, President Bush and Israeli
officials, who canceled plans to
include the American evangelist in
the construction of a Christian
tourist center in northern Israel. |
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| Pat Robertson & the Old Testament |
• God wants the USA to
assassinate Hugo Chavez • God killed Yitzhak
Rabin • God gave Sharon a brain hemorrhage as
divine retribution
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Testament; since this is Old Testament bullshit
Robertson is NOT a Christian. He is simply an
asshole. |
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January 5, 2006
Christian* broadcaster Pat Robertson
suggested
Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's
stroke was divine punishment for "dividing God's
land." "You read the Bible and God says "This is my
land...the prophet Joel makes it very clear that God
has enmity against those who 'divide my land.'"
Sharon "was dividing God's land and I would say woe
unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a
similar course to appease the EU, United Nations, or
the United States of America," Robertson said.
Robertson also referred to the assassination of
Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, who had sought to
achieve peace-- "It was a terrible thing...but
nevertheless he was dead"
"Pat Robertson has a political agenda for the entire
world, and he seems to think God is ready to take
out any world leader who stands in the way of that
agenda,"This is what the word of God says"
In August, Robertson suggested that America
assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. |
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Christmas
Health
Advisory: Cock & Ball Herpes |
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December 16, 2005. Our herpes & heroin expert at IP
68.238.126.218
warns:
Man,..Ive got 2 giant herpes on my cock and balls and I cant keep my hands off of them. At first, the one on my ball, I though it was just an infected hair. So I tried to pop it. But now I have one on the head cock, Lools like a double header.
 The thing is, I know where I got it. Eve though I wore a rubber. But You know when yoyr laying it to it xnd your balls slap the rectal unit. Well she had em on her arse and I think thats how I got it. So if your not sure about its whereabouts try to cover your balls, because id not, You might as well just go bare back. Everytime I sit or walk, this ball herpe hurts lik hell and squeezing the juice out doesnt help.
sorry if dome of this message id screwed. I did 3 bags of H today and my ass is still kicked, but I like it. Just stay away from the black tar, everytime I get it, I have to bresk it down with lemon juice.
| Cock & Ball Herpes follow up— |
December 19, 2005. A health advisor
at IP 66.139.76.245 comments:
"Where is Micheal Moore when you really need
him..."
Dude, don't rub your eyes after touching those blisters. It can spread to your eyes too and then actually moves into your brain. Then when you have a break out all you want to do is scratch your head, and your brain gets all soft and mushy. Of course the H will do that too but that's a different matter. I hope they find a cure soon. Where is Micheal Moore when you really need him to do a documentary for the good of the "people."
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December 20, 2005. Another
health advisor at IP 70.109.4.241
comments:
"...stick a rig in your herpe and suck the junk
out of it."
To the guy that has the herpes. Im sure that sucks pretty hard. Ive always heard not to pop em because the herpe juice can make it spread and the last place you want em is on you ass.
As I was reading your message I started thinking, because I shoot dope too, but I wonder if You could stick a rig in your herpe and suck the junk out of it. You might have to use a bigger gauge like a b 12 or dog neelde but it might work. I used to do that on bumps and zits with my old dull rigs. It worked alright, but it would suck the pus things out. i would just squeeze those out and use the rig to suck out that clear/red junk that oozes out.
But One of my friends puts aquafor on his v.d. (Im not sure if its warts or herpes) and that helps. As for the heroin. That will make your balls itch. I do it here and there, but mostly morphine because I like to know that my dope was made in a clean environment and not made in some hut by a bunch of arabs that want to kill us. Plus heroin only last about 5 seconds then your body breaks it down into morphine. But if your shooting dope and its making you itch too bad, if you take benadryl it will help a lot. Just be careful doing it. Especially tar, I know what you mean about the lemon juice. You can also use white vinegar. But you taste whatever you use so I guess when it comes to taste its best to use lemon or lime.
I just wonder, whatever happened to good ole china white? That stuff (as long as it wasn't stepped on) would make your knees buckle when you did a good shot. Pepe Lopes and China white was greater than or equal to my Friday night (Part of a poem I wrote) Ok Bye |
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| The Joys of ebay |
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People grovel for feedback on
ebay in unbelievably undignified ways. This one
is fully documented. Just more proof that "ebay is
a joke!" Enjoy!
The
true story of azre2003 |
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Zero, what a great number
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November 18, 2005.
Our TV reviewer at IP 66.135.34.11 writes:
The History Channel aired a show on mathematics last night that stated that the Arabs actually take credit for inventing the number "0" (zero).
Apparently the Romans and Greeks didn't have enough sense to create a number that represented "nothing" so the Arabs stepped in to fill this gap.
Looking at the intelligence levels of most Arab Muslims today, the Paris fires are a good example, along with about every "bombing" event that we now read about in the news, this "0" reference remains strangely appropriate. Even 1 billion (the number of Muslims in the world) multiplied by zero is still zero.
Wow it's strange how that works out. Zero, what a great number. |
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"...she wasn't a lesbian and decided not
to detonate"
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November 15, 2005-- Our lesbian consultant at IP
66.98.186.40 notes:
3 male severed heads with mouths agape were found at the bombings in Jordan and according to rules of the "Allah Heavenly Amusement Park" they are now enjoying their 70 virgins each. The 4th bomber after learning that only female virgins are available in "Allah's Heavenly Amusement Park" decided she wasn't a lesbian and decided not to detonate her device.
Her husband in an infinite act of courage chose to stand beside innocent women and children at the moment he detonated his device. His projectile head flew into the drop ceiling of the hotel banquet hall and was later found on a fluorescent light fixture. Maybe he actually "saw the light" right at the end just before his spiritual mouth was firmly lodged over Allah's cock, which is the true nature of Islam.
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| Bin
Laden meets Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding & Hillary
Clinton |
October 28, 2005--
Our Bin Laden correspondent at
IP 4.131.115.145
informs us:
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin
Laden found a brass lamp and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the lamp and
with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one
wish?" "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common
woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The
shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a
wish or I will be returned to that lamp forever."
Osama thought a moment.
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Bin Laden
grumbled about the impertinence of the
woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken
with three American women in my bed in the
morning, just do it and be off with you!" The
annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and
disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in
bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary
Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken,
and he had no health insurance. God is good.
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| "...nuclear dust clouds and our
upturned faces catch the acid rain..." |
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October 09, 2005:
IP 213.121.151.174
had this happy thought—
Fear, Hatred, Ignorance, I smell the rot of dead
people who don't even realise it. Let this website
ring out like a shot in all directions purging the
world of everything until it is one black sortched
Earth and we can sunbathe outside as the light
filters through the nuclear dustclouds and our
upturned faces catch the acid rain on our tongues.
All hail the west, all hail progress... |
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"...this site is not very nice to
my people and speak wrongly of our actions."
October 11, 2005: A rebuttal
from IP 4.131.112.44
says—
68.238.121.188
You ignorant, brain-washed son of a bitch. Try something in this country and someone will blow your black ass off the planet.
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October 07, 2005: Our Muslim
correspondent at IP 68.238.121.188
writes—
My name is Rahim and I am Arab Muslim living in the U.S. Im here to say this site is not very nice to my people and speak wrongly of our actions. You speak of Muslims killing innocent people when in fact they are not innocent. Those who do not believe in Allah shall perish and Martyrdom, it is the will of Allah. It is preordained what happens to these people.
October 16, 2005, Follow up comments:
This is your Muslim "correspondant". I do not appreciate the replys that I got from my message. I was hoping to open your eyes. But it seems the western world has made you blind to the truth. The western world has ruined my country. I left at a young age. When I returned I found that your fast food restarants and filthy shops were on the streets that I used to enjoy. This will not last.
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"Iraqui
women should march
for peace..." |
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that's 170 less Iraqis
to worry about..." |
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September 14, 2005.
An Iraq observer at
IP 70.50.207.144
writes:
It is time to ban vehicles from the cities -- this will make it difficult for those wishing to harm ordinary people with the stupid car bombs.
they can now all walk in loaded with personal bombs and blow themsevles up if the ordinardy people do not want to check them out and bring peace to thier own county..
All this religous stuff is not quite what it should stand for look at Northern Ireland
it was the women who organized and got things calm down Perhaps the Iraqui women should start marching for peace and quite .......
IN the mean time stop the vehicles from coming into the city this would be a start
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Somalia comes to the
Big Easy
"...these asswipes defied a mandatory evacuation... once they are stranded and hungry...start bitching and complaining that help
isn't coming soon enough.
And those are the peaceful ones." |
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September 02, 2005
Our Katrina reporter at
IP 69.155.47.149
writes—
I've been watching CNN since katrina hit the gulf coast, and it is amazing, although entirely believable what's going on down there. mass looting, gang raping, robbing, murdering, shooting at police and rescue helicopters.
I lived in Florida last year and got hit hard by two hurricanes less than 5 weeks apart.
The damage from both was considerable, and
I lost a great deal, and was homeless for over a week.
I still didn't go out and rob or kill anyone.
Neither did any of my neighbors.
The difference? in case anyone
hasn't noticed, New
Orleans is inhabited by mostly black people.
Jungle-bunnies that take no personal responsibility, and consider it a right to commit a crime if the cops
aren't around. I'm not saying all niggers.... ooops
I mean blacks are bad, but damn, looking at the film of all these asswipes that defied a mandatory evacuation, and then, once they are stranded and hungry, start bitching and complaining that help
isn't coming soon enough.
And those are the peaceful ones.
I saw one picture of a pick-up truck with wild
Africans in it carrying rifles they stole, along with about 20 cases of beer. how pathetic these fucking savages would take advantage of a disaster like this. my absolute favorite film clip was of two black women in a
Wal-Marts that was being looted. the two jungle-bunnies both had their arms full of clothing,, oh and
I forgot; these two bitches were new
Orleans police officers.
Maybe someday the word will get out to everyone: the rest of the country is not responsible for your dumb ass, you stay during a hurricane, suffer the
consequences. Their jungle-bunny
mayor is standing right behind them though, complaining that it must be "racial" that help is not coming soon enough. that's it's the evil white people again.
Damn us all.... |
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| Prayer
for Divine Guidance
(system) |
August 19, 2005.
Allah's servant at IP 66.98.162.34
prays—
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Ohhh Allahhh, most great and powerful one. I am fighting your battle trying to kill the infidels but why is it that it seems my missiles keep missing or my bombs don't detonate? Ohh great Allah, this does not seem to make sense. Ohh Allah, I see this little green guy they call Yota in the American movies? Is Yota perhaps protecting the infidels and deflecting our missiles? If so Allah you must defeat Yota so that we can succeed. Please hear me great Allah, I wish to serve. Your humble servent Mohammed Akahaka
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Arabs & Muslims at forefront of
science |
August 13, 2005:
Our science editor at
IP 216.127.78.98
writes--
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right there on the recent
Soviet sub rescue efforts,
they had their latest
technology right on the
scene to save lives. |
Arab
countries recently
conducted a couple of space
launches including another
probe to Mars and a launch
of supplies to the
"international" space
station.
One of the
Arab countries recently
announced a breakthrough on AIDs
research, again to save
lives, and yet another Arab
country cloned a dog, a
notable scientific
achievement.
In fact the Arab countries are
continuing to kick ass on a
profound number of
technological and human life
supporting fronts all across
the world, items that appear in
the news every day, on Arab
created computers and TVs, and
on the Arab created internet
system. It's a shame that the
only time you hear about
those "infidel countries"
like the USA and Britain,
it's about terrorism and
the killing of others. |
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countries? Why can't you be
more productive like the Arabs?
Is it perhaps because you have
a truly fucked up religion or a
history of being only the
thieves and beggars of history,
engaged in what seems to be
never ending tribal based
struggles with what seems to be
no regard for human life? What
gives you infidel countries? |
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Sheikh Omar Bakri Mohammed
takes it up the pooper |
August 07, 2005.
Our political commentator
at IP
172.213.97.223
writes:
osama bin laden is arse. When birds fly over Kabul they cover their arse with one wing. Sheikh Omar Bakri Mohammed takes it up the pooper and is well known among the rent boys at Piccadilly Circus. |
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"...if all
of us acted with half
the balls that we do
anonymously..." |
July 29, 2005
/ Our behavioral
psychologist at
IP70.17.54.49 says:
lmao@moron on the front page
[see below] scared of his Email being shown! admin, U should expose it everywhere! that's the problem these days half the people that come to this site and swear wouldn't do it in person to someone's face, they're cowards! if all of us acted with half the balls that we do anonymously online, terrorism wouldn't exist! ps. Alaah Hu FuKbAR! :::also screams it on the street::: |
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Another brave American stands
up, then lays down in
fear... |
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From: Prickly Droole |
From: You-Got-Mail |
1) July 25: Gee, this is anonymous
so I can send email and
insult Muslims! Cool!
From: Pricky Droole <Pricky_Droole@sbcglobal.net>
Subject: Islam - [I'm
too chicken to say this
unless you hide my email
address]
[I'm too chicken to say
this unless you hide my
email address]
[I'm too chicken to say
this unless you hide my
email address] |
OK! We'll post your email
on the Email page and
feature your brave,
insightful insults on the
front page. |
2) July 26: Hey! You published my
email address!!!
You have published my
email address on your site.
Please remove it. I'd
appreciate it. |
No shit! Just like everyone
else. We always publish the
full headers of all emails,
just as we record and
publish your IP address in
the Armageddon Blog. |
3) July 27: Verne, It my mistake
to have sent it from that
address.
I would appreciate it
if you would mask out the
name. It
could save me some
heartburn. Thanks, Prickly
Droole |
What are you afraid of?
Really.
You have seen the
Declaration of
Independence? You are aware
that every man who signed
that had instantly
committed treason against
England?
And you want your name
removed from that puny
email?
So...that...what?...the
boogey man won't find you? |
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OK Prickly Droole! We
removed your name. Now
you are safe... |
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Blogger
helps Jihadist blogger |
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A Jihadist blogger says... |
A
helpful blogger replies... |
July 21,
2005 / IP
205.188.116.65
rants:
you all son of the bitchs you are all pigs going to hell hes
going to put you in hell
fire for a long time cock
suckers...give me you address
[1852 E. 1st St in Tucson ... be there motherfuckin rag-head.] so i
can come over there and
knock the shit out
of all
you mother fuckers sons of
bitches ... dont forget to put you address
[1852 E. 1st St in Tucson ... be there motherfuckin rag-head.] so i can come over there and play with you mother fuckers...cock sucking jews, dick riding chritains you mother fuckers who ever made this website really give me you address
[1852 E. 1st St in Tucson ... be there motherfuckin rag-head.] you mother fucker i take a vacation with a ak mother fucker and shove that ak in your mouth and spray yopu gay ass bitch. fuck all of you who hate muslims islam and the quran and the powerful allah whos going to put youi all in hell you dick riding mother fuckers. you fucking with th
wrong one bitches just give
me your address [1852 E. 1st St in Tucson ... be there motherfuckin rag-head.]
or phone numbers you cock
sucking ridings gay
assholes |
July 21, 2005
/ IP
69.44.61.48
replies:
Woa there Moham (Mr. 116.65),
I haven't seen you this pissed since your half brother Abdul bitch slapped your camel at the "Allah Fest" in Ralaha last October. Take a chill pill dude and drink a little goat milk. Remember what our favorite Chinese wise Man "Fukaraghead" used to say 2000 years ago, "Whom the Gods wish to destroy, they will first make angry."
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Tips to combat exploding
camel scrotum sucking
Muslims |
Our military consultant at
IP 66.98.186.40
advises:
Part 1: To all military and
law enforcement personnel
tasked with combating the
camel scrotum sucking
Muslims who might be
carrying explosives on
their person, i.e., like
the recent London bombings,
here are a list of behavior
cues that might come in
handy. Watch for people
with the following: wearing
the wrong cloths for the
weather, i.e. overdressed,
someone who looks lost,
obviously nervous, or with
a blank stare and possible
dry mouth, someone whose
veins in their neck are
noticeable, sweating,
pacing and not sure where
to stand, not sure what to
do with their hands (trying
to get rid of "pent up"
energy), constantly pulling
and tugging at areas where
the weapons are located,
high pitched voice, look
for people who "come in
from the side" and might
come into an area very
quickly and then
immediately stop, people
who are possibly looking
for a way out, people who
wait and don’t board a bus
or subway immediately as
though they are waiting on
a specific clock time, i.e.
a specific time to conduct
a coordinated attack. |
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Part 2: Watch for persons
not in sync with the rest
of the crowd, a person
monitoring entry and exit
ways, a person who are
constantly checking their
bags and watches, people
constantly scanning the
surrounding crowd, people
holding packages or other
items with a "death grip",
those who avoid direct eye
contact with authority and
are often verbally
aggressive and agitated
when questioned by
authority, most of these
terrorists will be young
males, most of these
terrorists in locations
like London will be
minorities and will "stand
out" in that regard, look
for 2 or more people
possibly using hand signals
to communicate a short
distance from each other,
and finally, look for any
other behavior that catches
your "gut." Work on
becoming a student of human
behavior and with practice
you will quickly be
spotting such suspicious
behaviors. Finally for
these “person on person”
scenarios, shoot for the
head (a clean head shot)
and not the body. The
reasons for this are as
follows. A chest shot can
possibly detonate the
explosive device. A chest
shot may not be
instantaneous death and the
subject might still have a
few seconds to detonate the
device. A head shot will
take them out in a
millisecond.
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Part 3: For combating car
bombs, watch for the
following: A vehicle out of
sync with other traffic, a
possible high rate of
speed, usually a single
driver and again usually a
young male, a small car
that is listing to the rear
or to one side due to
weight and which might
handle erratically again
due to this weight, a
driver with either a blank
stare or a look of possibly
a look of extreme
aggression and defiance,
there is a tendency for
these drivers to often
speed the last short
distance before they reach
their target, and again,
anything else that catches
your “gut.” The best tactic
against these cases is full
automatic fire to the
drivers head area for
similar reasons as listed
above. 5.56 ammo is often
light enough that it takes
several rounds to get
reliably through a wind
shield, you effectively
have to blast a hole
through a wind shield with
this type of ammo to score
a kill. Handguns are
similar in this regard and
shortcoming, they are big
slow bullet and often have
a hard time busting glass.
7.62 is far better in this
regard and can usually
penetrate a windshield with
only one round (though more
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Part 4: Side car windows
are usually the shatter
type glass, not laminated
safety glass and will
usually blow out after one
round of any type. Auto
sheet metal can also be
hard to penetrate and again
use the biggest round you
can (7.62 if possible),
also full auto if possible.
Frontal fire from a
distance into the engine,
radiator and tires is also
good if you have the time.
Another note in situations
like Iraq is if the locals
quickly and suddenly
disappear, hostile activity
is usually about to take
place. Finally if you see
someone holding a camcorder
as you drive by in a
convoy, etc., with their
camcorder following your
progress, be immediately
suspect. The ragheads are
now very fond of taping
their IED attacks so they
can later post these on the
internet. If you see a
suspicious raghead with a
camcorder taping your
humvee as you drive by on
an otherwise quiet road,
and you have the chance,
give him a “head shot.” |
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meaning to giving Allah "good
head" |
| July 13, 2005
A Muslim explosives expert
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can withstand a
very significant
blast. If these
bombers were really smart
and were outdoors at the
time of their detonation,
they would perhaps wait for
a low flying aircraft to
fly over and would then try
to shoot that down with
their "flying heads" while
blowing up the rest of
their primary target at the
same time.
Or instead of standing
straight up while
detonating they should
perhaps lean over and point
their head in a direction
where it will do the most
damage at 200 feet per
second, like some other
person or object.
Allah likes "good head"
This of course brings new meaning to giving Allah "good head," and also young camel sucking suicide bombers, remember to smile when you blow yourself up if you want that to be the expression they find on your lifeless shrapnel ridden head in the corner when the dust settles. or the expression the airplane passengers will see out their windows when your head flies by after your great sacrifice to Allah.
This is of course not to mention what the rest of your body looks like after such an explosion. If you saw pictures of this you probably wouldn't want to be a suicide bomber unless you were just really, really, really stupid. |
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Al-Qaida fucks
London |
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July 08, 2005
/
12.109.5.57
Fuck all you goat fucking Muslims! This is the beginning of the end of the goat fucking religion known as Islam. The streets will flow with the blood of Islamic believers!
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July 07, 2005
/
217.43.90.36:
well today was the final starw for me..i never liked the fukers anyway but by blownign up theunderground whilst the g8 where trying to actually help some people and save lives is just not fuking human..the g8 were meeting to work out a way to save lives and help africa and the terroroists blow up the underbground."death to the infidel" what the fuk is that shit all about the people hu died rnt the infedal they never even met the peopele those mother fukin sons of whores blew up. If it is all in the name of Allah then al i can say is Allah must be the fuking devil i hope all hu r like that get the fuking shit kicked into them and their wives are raped til thee is not an ounce of sanity left in them. I am now 100% behind the war on terror fuck those bastards muslims they should all burn in hell and then some more!!!
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here's a message to all ragheads from a londoner....FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
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From: "mark
cerone"
<mrcarbone1963@hotmail.com>
Date: Fri, 8
Jul 2005 /
OK Sand
Niggers!!! Now
comes the free
world!!! Your
putrid acts of
violence
against
innocent people
will end!!! We
will destroy
YOUR WAY OF
LIFE!!!! You
say you love
death more than
life and that
makes you
strong?
Bullshit! That
makes you a
DUMB ASS!!! You
think you will
get 40 virgins
when go to see
ALLAH? If your
god gives you
pussy for
killing people
that is one
fucked up
religion and WE
want no part of
that!!! Let it
be known
assholes! We
will wipe your
people off the
face of the
earth if you
continue to be
the shit heads
that you have
demonstrated to
be!! Also, go
fuck your self
and die!!
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July 07, 2005
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69.208.70.131: I never would have thought that I would condone genocide, however, in the case of muslims, that is the only way this world will know peace. Every time you kill another innocent, you create a thousand more Americans that will do anything to see you and your family dead. I suspect that we will see a surge in hate crimes against muslims in the US. At least, I hope so.
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July 07, 2005
/68.36.194.139: Hi you Jihadist goat fucking wife beating cunts! Welcome to hell you mutherfucking cunts! We have always ruled you and will continue to do so... how about you pop your faggot heads up... so we can have a one on one with you bastards? Nope! You shit stained cowards are too scared! Yellow bellied fucks. |
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July 07, 2005
/69.213.254.24: Where's the new pope? I can only hope that he is working on plans for a new (true) crusade.And with one wave of his hand seal the fate of all the islamic scum.Convert or die would be nice to hear insted of here is some food and water and cloths,money,gas,weapons,and jobs,now be nice to us.
This is far past political hope,It's time to get mid evil on their ass. |
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A dog named
Mohammed |
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July 11, 2005 |
This stray dog
showed up on my porch
and as I am kind
hearted I decided to
take it in. I then
needed a name though
and after recently
reading this site I
decided to name my new
found pet "Mohammed."
This might have been a
mistake though as
almost as soon as I
started using this
name, and would call
Mohammed, he would
immediately drop to the
ground and start
licking his cock (and
often his balls too). I
then decided Mohammed
liked his cock so much
I better give that a
name too so I decided
to name his cock
Mohammed's little
"Koran."
So now every free
moment Mohammed has he
sits around licking his
Koran for all he is
worth. Then yesterday I
looked out my window
and to my surprise
Mohammed was giving his
Koran to the neighbor
dog for all he was
worth and was really
letting her have it too
(at least I hope it was
a "her").
I am still trying to
figure out what all
this means but my
initial thoughts are
that dogs named
Mohammed are really
cock suckers and like
to fuck everything they
can. Perhaps this is
how little Muslims are
born too, I'll have to
wait a few months to
check back on that
though.
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Mohammed... would
immediately drop to the
ground and start
licking his cock |
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I decided to name
his cock Mohammed's
little "Koran." |
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July 12, 2005 / Carl Rove at
IP
66.74.138.20 writes:
mankind is stupidity... our
mind is being fuck.... but then
again, what do we know.... in
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