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Allah Akbar! Peaceful Muslims kill nun |
"What kind of person shoots a NUN in the back four times?
I'll tell you; it takes a true,
Allah-worshipping Muslim."
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| September 17, 2006. Our esteemed Eastern Religions Consultant at IP 70.250.251.20 writes: |
It takes a true, Allah-worshipping
Muslim.
Once again the world gets another glimpse into the brainwashed, maniacal world of
Muslims.
So far the response to words that they deemed insulting to them, they have staged worldwide demonstrations, five churches have been burned to the ground, and now a nun working in a hospital for woman and children in
Somalia has been killed by four gunshots to the back.
How evil can a person be? What kind of person does it take to shoot a NUN in the back four times?
I'll tell you, it takes a true,
Allah-worshipping Muslim.
Where are these people to complain when people like
Iran's president say things like "Israel needs to be wiped off the map" ?
These nuts have the worst double-standards in the world.
I truly wish that just once we could act just as violent as them and bomb a few of their cities, starting with
Mecca and that big black rock that
Muhammad rubbed his ass with.
Regardless, more and more of the world gets an honest look into the "religion of peace" |
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September 16, 2006.
Our Religious Editor at
IP 68.235.106.176
writes—
tell the fascist allah scum to "fuck off" in very plain language
i am totally pissed off about the scumsuckinasspounding sick fucks that call themselves worshippers of allah [ who the fuck is he anyway,and why is he buttfuckin boys ?]
and the p.c.world can kiss my jewboy ass cause they are afraid to call a spade a spade [ or a allah worshipping sick fuck ] .as i just saw on the news, the allah boys and girls are cursing the pope for his quoting of very old script, that said allah was a sick fuck, well the truth hurts dont it?
if they dont like the truth then cut off their ears, and as for their belief that they get 76 virgins, where the hell did that come from. they are supposed to be religious people, not whore mongers.
i truly wish the whole world would, in a very loud voice, tell the fascist allah scum to "fuck off" in very plain language !!.
if we all said it loud and clear, then maybe, just maybe they could understand that we 'dont give a fuck'for them or their children, dogs,
canarys, mothers, well you get the drift.
thanks i needed that!. steven [last name]
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Satan truly has a home
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Visit your local Mosque and
fart, recommends our Religious
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August 31, 2006. Our Comparative
Religions editor at
IP 69.155.40.158
writes:
I had to take a religion class last semester as a requirement for the degree
I'm going after. The instructor arranged for a "field trip" to the local mosque as a way to learn about
Islam. On the day of the trip, about twenty of us "infidels" entered the mosque but not before removing our shoes.
What bullshit.
Anyways, there were two guys, both in there twentys who had been designated to enlighten us about islam, one was a dyed-in-the-wool
Arab, and the other was a black American who had found the truth, or so he thinks.
These guys proceeded to inform us about how wonderful and peaceful
Islam was.
It was really creepy in that place, I swear I could actually F E E L the evil in the room.
Satan truly has a home. When they got to the end, they started answering any questions we had.
I asked them if their prophet had sex with a 9 year old.
That didn't go over too well, and my teacher gave me "the look", so
I politely got up and just before I got to the door,
I wiped my feet, raised my leg and let out a resounding fart.
If anyone gets the chance, go visit one of these places, they are good for a laugh.
Fuck their false prophet and their Satan
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| Hazmat team shuts down "farted
Mosque" |
September 1, 2006
Methane, hydrogen sulfide gas, mercaptans,
skatole, indole and sulfur were recorded
inside the Islamic Mosque of Cleveland at
dangerous levels. Hazmat Chief Ames told
reporters "We're not waiting for the towel
heads to drop dead in there. These college
kids have to realize this "Mosque farting"
fad is no joke. You've got like 100 or more
young guys eating "flatulence factors" such
as beans that contain raffinose, stachiose,
and verbascose combined with sulfur rich
cauliflower and eggs" he noted. "We have to
shut down this Mosque because the air in
there is at lethal levels. There could be an
explosion from an open flame, or someone
could pass out and die of asphyxiation."
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| College praises "Mosque farting" fad
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August 31, 2006
Saint Mary's College issued a press release today
praising the creativity of the student "mosque
farting" fad. The basics of Mosque farting rely upon
advanced knowledge of the metabolism of foods that
increase flatulence. Students learn about individual
nutrition as well as scheduling group flatulence to
coincide with the time for Islamic prayer.
• Athletic teams eat flatulence producing food items
at the same time
• The team attends prayer at a Mosque during peak
periods of flatulence
• Teams break wind while bent over inside a
local Mosque pretending to pray
• The intimidating effect of an entire weightlifting
or football team promotes group safety
• Waves of Mosque farting athletes frequenting
prayer services have shut down numerous Mosques
The Saint Mary's College release noted that most of
the Mosques within flatulence range of the campus
have now shut down. This has created a significant
reduction in female oppression, reduced belief in
false prophets, and the near total absence of people
wearing towels on their heads.
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