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Zaqawi was a Muslim John Belushi!
Gadahn enjoyed sex with al-Zawahri
CAIRO, Egypt - An American thought to be an al-Qaida sex slave appeared naked in a videotape with the terror group's deputy leader Saturday and called on his American countrymen to convert to Jislam and for U.S. soldiers to switch sexes in the Iraq and Afghan wars. Gadahn droned on for nearly the entire video, wearing only a jock strap and a white turban, masturbating in front of a desk with Jislamic religious books in a bathroom. The video included his ejaculations but no direct threats of terror attacks.

Gadahn delivered an absurd lecture on Jislam and the "errors" in Christianity and Judaism. He said the United States is winning the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and told U.S. soldiers they are fighting President Bush's "crusades" but failed to say if that was a good thing or not.

Experts shook their heads in disbelief at the Jislamic expatriate butt boy. "He couldn't get a date with a girl in the USA and now only gets sex with stinky old dogs like al-Zawahri" said one viewer. Gadahn's parents shot themselves today in their mobile home outside Baton Rouge, LA.
Bin Laden eulogizes death of gay lover
June 30, 2006
New video from Asshole Bin Larden

Bin Larden praises Zarqawi as a "Wild and crazy guy" whose frequent bomb detonations will be missed.
Bin Laden reveals the homosexual nature of his relationship with the slain Zarqawi.
Latest al-Qaida dumshits—dumbest yet!
June 24, 2006
An FBI spokesperson addressed a packed room of reporters today in Illinois. He shook his head in disbelief while explaining that IQ tests revealed all members of the so-called "Sears Tower blow up gang" scored in the "moron" range. "The Bureau", he said, "now doubts that this group had the brains to even find Chicago let alone blow anything up."

Reports asked what will happen to the indicted men and the FBI spokesperson noted "They will be allowed to live in the same cell while awaiting trial as they like to sleep together and butt fuck each other every few hours." Praise Allah!
The Will of Allah

"Dead at last, dead at last, —thank God almighty Zarqawi
is dead at last!"
 

Martin Luther King, Heaven; June 9, 2006
"Yabba dabba doo!!!!!!...the will of Allah...i hope zarqawi gets the full treatment, with pigs fucking him up the ass while his head is slowly cut off over and over again. screaming for allah...!"
June 08, 2006
Good things come to those who wait. Zarqawi, I hope you are rotting in hell right now with your 72 fat, ugly sand monkey virgins. Osama bend-over Laden, you are next. I hope you suffer when your time comes.
June 08, 2006
Here's the ratio of high explosives to virgins for this case. 7 deaths at 72 virgins each, that's 504 new virgins in Allah heaven. 1000 pounds (two 500 pounders used) of high explosive. That's right at 2 pounds of explosive for each new virgin. This is a little scary when you think that we have about a million pounds of high explosives stocked away.

June 08, 2006
yabba dabba doo!!!!!!, that filthy cunt zarqawi is dead!!, the pig is sucking mohammeds cock in hell.

June 09, 2006
This was the will of Allah.
The best thing about Zarqawi's death was that Allah saw it fit to keep Zarqawi alive long enough
to allow him to see and know his judges, jury and executioners. Allah wanted the American soldiers to have the pleasure of watching this cruel and sadistic pig take his last breath. This was the will of Allah.
June 09, 2006
Hey Allah, how's your fucking jihad going you mother fucker cocksucker?
Zarquari is now sucking your mothers ass in hell while she sucks the camels dick that fathered you. Take your fucking jihad and shove it up our ass in your Mecca hell. Paybacks a bitch and you mentally retarded faggots will learn you dumbass islamic camel shit eaters. You wanna fuck with us? Get ready for more. Jihad? what a fucking joke!!!!
June 09, 2006
today the military said that zarqawi was still alive when US forces arrived at his out house. they put him on a strecher and tried to save him when he rolled over trying to escape. hahah didnt get far. to bad we didnt save him and let him rot in an american prison and torture his ass YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAA

June 09, 2006
hey zarqawi...how does it feel now, knowing that your religion was an utter lie?
it is too late now, you ignorant murdering son of a bitch. is hell hot mother fucker? how did it feel seeing the face and uniform of american solders as that dark cloud came up you?

how does it feel now, since you are simply a peice of rotting meat? as for your cohorts...they will be next, here one minute and fly blow material the next. now that you actually know what you were, no amount of groveling will save you. you are stuck there in torment for eternity. and i hope you get the full treatment, with pigs fucking you up the ass while your head is slowly cut off over and over again. scream for allah now!
June 10, 2006
By the way what kind of spiritual advisor sends you to your own death? Once again the clarity of Islam and the truth of Allah is so great it hits me in the head like a baseball bat. Who can deny the complete and total truth of this great religion? What the Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

June 13, 2006
al-Zarqawi is a dead muslim cocksucker

June 14, 2006
Zarwqawi's virgins?
Camel Fuck is probably already through about 30 or his 72 virgins already. Get down with it baby, make those puppies squeal like piggy wiggys. You da mannnnn Camel Fuck.
Big bombs blow bozo to bits!
The US Military is proud to confirm the kill of the biggest terrorist asshole from Hell in all of Iraq, if not the world.

Major General William Caldwell declared a day of celebration for all US Military personnel. Caldwell told a news conference that F-16 fighter jets dropped two fucking 500-pound bombs on the outhouse north of Baghdad where the al-Qaida dumbshit was hiding.
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